Archive for October, 2005

All you need to know about this NBA season

Friday, October 28th, 2005 | Jordan Katz

Baseball season is officially over. Too bad, right? Wrong! The first NBA game is on November 1st, and, personally I couldn’t be more excited. If this year is anything like last year, we’re in for quite a season. It’s been a long layoff since the San Antonio Spurs beat the Detroit Pistons in game seven of the finals, so, let me kick off this upcoming year with my 100% accurate Division by Division NBA Preview. Giddy up.

Eastern Conference

Atlantic Division: (BOS, NJ, NYK, PHI, TOR)

This division is about as bad as Green Day’s new album, so I won’t waste too much time actually analyzing it, just cracking wise. The Northeast is typically the pride of the sports world, what with the Patriots, Yankees, and New Jersey Devils; however this doesn’t really translate into basketball, nor has it since the days of the Nets losing in the finals several years in a row. New York has a new coach in Larry Brown, but his winning ways should be more than offset by the masterful losing abilities of Stephon Marbury. Marbury is a born loser; he’s about as good at winning as FEMA is at.well, you get where I’m going with this. Hopefully new Knick Eddy Curry won’t be too “heartbroken” when the Knicks miss the playoffs again. New Jersey gets my vote as the division winner, with the three-headed beast of Jason Kidd, Vince Carter and Richard Jefferson; the Nets should be able to get the job done in this piece of crap conference. But, Boston and Philly fans should look for potential playoff berths as they have only slightly bad teams, which can go a long way in the East.

Central Division: (CHI, CLE, DET, IND, MIL)

If the Atlantic is pathetic, the Central might be the toughest division in the NBA. With the Bulls and Bucks on the rise and the Pistons, Pacers, and Cavaliers already contenders, the central is going to provide some damn good games to watch. As long as Ron Artest remembers the mantra “Serenity now (insanity later)” and can keep his antics to a minimum, the Pacers will win this division by a very close margin over the Pistons and Cavs. The Pistons have the same team as last year and the Cavaliers added Larry Hughes, Donyell Marshall, and Damon Jones to play with “God’s Gift to Cleveland.” Look for the Bulls to have a slight drop off after last year’s miracle season and for the Bucks to improve after their awful 30-win season last year.

Southeast Division: (ATL, CHA, MIA, ORL, WAS)

Ok, I feel it’s safe to say that Miami is going to run away with this division; anyone who disagrees probably murders puppies. Charlotte and Orlando just don’t have the pieces yet to compete, and Washington, while good last year, will drop off some after losing Larry Hughes to Cleveland. The Hawks are about as qualified to be considered a pro team as Harriet Miers is to be a Supreme Court Justice, in my opinion. Zing! Anyway, with the additions of Jayson Williams and the brick-laying Antoine Walker, Miami has improved on paper, but look for a lot of inconsistency from night to night. Still, they still have Shaquille O’Neal and Dwyane Wade, so this inconsistency won’t hinder them too much. As a side note, let’s hope 2005-06 is the year that Pat Riley’s well-oiled hair finally catches fire. What? I can dream, can’t I?

Western Conference

Northwest: (DEN, MIN, POR, SEA, UTA)

This division really intrigues me. Has Seattle lost too much to contend? Can Denver keep pace with head coach “Furious” George Karl? Will Kevin Garnett carry the ‘Wolves to the playoffs? Can Carlos Boozer ever get over his negative Karma from double crossing a blind man? Can Portland players put down that purple haze and play basketball? I’m sure we’ll all know the answers to these questions, but, I’m going to give the division to the Denver Nuggets, or as they’re more affectionately called, the Nugs. Why the Nugs? Mostly because Earl Boykins is the cutest li’l Beano I ever done seen on the basketball court since Spud Webb. Nullus.

Pacific: (GS, LAC, LAL, PHO, SAC)

Well, the Zen Master, otherwise known as Phil Jackson is back coaching the Lakers, but I would have to be crazy to pick the Lakers to take this division. It’ll be Phoenix again, but there’s no way they’ll win over 60 games. They are definitely going to miss the backcourt firepower from Qeuntin Richardson and Joe Johnson. Plus, Amare Stoudamire is out for a little while with a bum knee. Oh, and they play crappy defense. All these aside though, there isn’t really anyone who can challenge a healthy Suns team. Sure Golden State will be fun to watch with Baron Davis and Jason Richardson, and Sacto will put up bucket after bucket like every other year, but Phoenix still takes this one. The Los Angeles Clippers have been intentionally omitted from this discussion, in case you were wondering.

Southwest: (DAL, HOU, MEM, NOK, SA)

Four out of the five teams in this division made the playoffs last year. Can you guess who didn’t? Well, it wasn’t the Spurs, that’s for sure. Look for the Defenders of the Alamo to win this one with ease, again. Adding Michael Finley and Nick Van Exel all but insures them not only the division, but probably a repeat. Dallas and Houston will have good seasons again, as neither team has really lost any integral pieces, and attempt to challenge the Spurs for Texan dominance. Memphis might be decent and the Hornets will be atrocious, but you already knew that.

Well, that’s it. Shout out to my boy Cam’ron Giles. Get well soon. Dipset all day, every day.

Baseball: coming to a small market near you

Friday, October 28th, 2005 | Scott Kaufman-Ross

As the Chicago White Sox celebrated their first World Championship in 88 years, it’s impossible to overlook the changes in baseball in just the past ten years. For the second time in three years, a team won the World Series without a top-10 payroll, a feat that seemed impossible just a few years ago. Consequently, maybe Bud Selig actually does know what he is doing, against popular opinion, and maybe the implementation of the luxury tax was effective.

In 2002, as the league seemed to be on the brink of a strike-due to the competitive imbalance of the league, the players refused to give into the idea of a salary cap. The owners countered with the proposal of a luxury tax, a tax on the amount of money spent on salaries in excess of a pre-determined amount. This avoided the strike, although many criticized that the luxury tax would do nothing, teams would still spend a lot more than others. To some extent, this is true, as the Yankees became the first team in sports history to spend in excess of $200 million on salaries this season, approximately $80 million over the pre-determined amount, causing a $25 million tax hit for George Steinbrenner.

Although the Yankees continue to spend recklessly, only two other teams had to pay luxury tax last season, the Angels and the Red Sox. Boston was required to shell out $3.5 million, and Anaheim just under $1 million in luxury tax. This season, only the Red Sox and Yankees crossed $120 million in payroll, and only one more team, the Mets, even topped $100 million.

It seems that the imposition of the luxury tax is working as a deterrent for most teams, and as a result, the two teams in the World Series are ranked 12 and 13 in payroll, showing it’s not just the big spenders winning anymore. It has also been observed that more teams with low payrolls are competing, even if they don’t make the playoffs. This season five teams with payroll rankings between 20-30 finished with at least a .500 record, and two of those teams (Cleveland and Oakland) were in the playoff hunt until the final week of the season.

Competitive balance is not just an issue in baseball; in fact, the sport with the most competitive imbalance is probably basketball. Since 1991 there have been only five different champions in basketball, with three of those teams winning at least three championships each.

Basketball has a “soft salary cap,” meaning there is a limit on how much a team can spend. However, there are also ways around it. The New York Knicks began this offseason with a $115 million payroll, and the Atlanta Hawks had theirs at just over $20 million. Clearly a problem exists in disparity of payrolls, but in basketball this does not seem to translate into winning. Of the four teams playing the conference finals last season, no team had a payroll ranking higher than 12th, and no team spent over $60 million. Nevertheless, it is still difficult for teams like Atlanta, Charlotte, and New Orleans (all with payrolls under $40 million) to compete.

The best model to follow clearly exists in the NFL. The NFL has a hard salary cap, meaning teams cannot spend more than a certain amount on salaries, preventing the bigger market teams from overspending. As a result, teams like Carolina, Kansas City, Jacksonville, Tampa Bay, and even Cincinnati all currently have winning records, even in their smaller markets.

Before last year’s repeat championship by the Patriots, there had been eight different champions in the previous ten years. Every team has an equal chance for success, and, as a result, NFL teams sell out almost every game, and football has the highest television ratings of any sport. Although the nature of football and its media contract play a big role, the presence of a salary cap is the key reason why competitive balance, and subsequently popularity, is so strong in football.

Washington University sports fans are a bit torn on the state of competition in baseball. Sophomore Alex Groden thinks the luxury tax is not enough, and that baseball needs a salary cap.

“A salary cap in baseball would not only prevent excessively high player salaries, but would also allow more teams to be competitive enough to make the playoffs,” Groden commented. “The salary cap in football makes what the Patriots have done that much more impressive than the Yankees or Red Sox outspending everyone.”

Sophomore Martin Abel disagrees, however, stating there is no significant problem with competition in baseball.

“Even though the Yankees and Red Sox continue to spend, teams are still able to compete with them,” said Abel.

Developing a good farm system is still important; you can allow an expensive player to leave during free agency if you have a good prospect to replace them,” Abel added. “Look at the Atlanta Braves. Though they have lost Gary Sheffield and big pitchers, they have won 14 straight division titles due to a strong farm system.”

The system in baseball is far from perfect, and only the NFL can even begin to make that claim. Perhaps true competitive balance cannot be achieved without a salary cap, something that does not seem to be in baseball’s near future. You will probably never see another Tampa Bay, Kansas City, or Pittsburgh World Championship unless a cap is instituted, or a big spending owner with deep pockets buys one of the teams. But it can be said that things are getting better. No longer are the Yankees a lock to play in the Fall Classic. No longer are teams like the Brewers and Nationals destined to be yearly cellar dwellers. No longer is the playoff hunt just a five-team race. Baseball has taken a step toward the right direction, even if it is a baby step.

NFL Week 7: WU do you pick?

Friday, October 28th, 2005 | The Sports staff

Derek Winters:

What could be one of the most boring games of the season features two second-place teams. The Rams (3-4), coming off a bush-league win against the Saints, are expected to miss starters Marc Bulger, Torry Holt, Isaac Bruce, and maybe even Leonard Little. These are the four best players on the Rams. The Jaguars (4-2), who could be without RB Fred Taylor, are going to find themselves throwing the ball most of the time. This could be good for the Jags, considering the Rams have a defensive unit that is ranked 28th in the NFL. However, home-field advantage and the overall lack of talent will make this game a sleeper. Look for Rams’ running back Stephen Jackson to control the game and the clock.

St. Louis 20, Jacksonville 17

Scott Kaufman-Ross:

A key matchup in the AFC West pits two of the more talented but inconsistent teams against each other. San Diego is coming off a tough loss against the Eagles, which saw them lose due to a blocked field goal turned touchdown. Kansas City looks to build on last week’s solid all-around effort against Miami. LaDanian Tomlinson was shut down last week, not scoring a touchdown for the first time in 19 games, but don’t expect the Chiefs defense to hold LT scoreless for a second straight week. Both teams can put points up on the board, but the Chiefs have been known to have defensive lapses, such as the second half meltdown against Philly a few weeks ago. The-two headed monster of Larry Johnson and Priest Holmes always poses a threat, but San Diego bounces back with a big home divisional victory.

San Diego 27, Kansas City 21

Jordan Katz:

Isn’t this just an epic battle of hurricane victims? Katrina vs. Wilma, displaced Saints vs. Dolphins. Obviously both of these teams are crappy, so who can say who will actually win this? Well, I am going with Los Santos to pull a victory out this week. Miami just doesn’t do it for me until Ricky Williams can work the piff out of his system and learn how to run again. Aaron Brooks is capable enough to win a game by himself, which he’ll have to without Deuce McCallister. Both of these cities need relief from incompetence (FEMA, Jeb Bush, etc.); unfortunately, their football teams won’t provide it. But, one team’s gotta win.

New Orleans 20, Miami 12

Justin Davidson:

The battle of the gridiron will be fought between two of the worst teams in the NFL this week. The Houston Texans’ David Carr has enjoyed quality time on the grass ,being sacked more times this season than can be counted. The Browns’ Trent Dilfer has shown an emergence this season, reminding fans of the glory days of Tampa Bay. He’s playing quicker, more lively football and that should pay dividends against a lackluster Texan defense. Look for a putrid game of pee-wee-esque football, highlighted by turnovers and field goals.

Cleveland 10, Houston 6

Dean of the Week: Ian MacMullen

Friday, October 28th, 2005 | Ben Sales
Dan Daranciang

Tell us about your background-where you were born, where you grew up, your family, and your education. Did you attend college and/or job training? Where?

I was born and raised in Durham, a small town in the North of England best known for its magnificent Norman cathedral. I attended public schools (in the American sense of that term) before studying philosophy, politics, and economics at New College, Oxford University. After a three-month tour of the US with the British National Debate Team and a brief stint as a management consultant in London, I entered graduate school at Harvard, where I completed a Ph.D. in Political Science. While at Harvard I worked as an assistant senior tutor in Lowell House and as an assistant dean in the Summer School, which set me on the path to my current position at Washington University.

What brought you to Wash. U.?

My wife, Lola, is a medical student at Wash. U.

What is your favorite memory of working as a dean?

Finding out that my students have earned national recognition (and a lot of money!) through success in scholarship competitions.

What was your most memorable project while attending college?

Playing the cello in a terrific chamber orchestra, especially the term when we performed “Metamorphosen” by Richard Strauss.

Is there a guiding principle in your life?

I take moral philosophy seriously; it’s important to me to be able to provide consistent and compelling justifications, to myself and others, for my choices and actions.

Can you name some of your past works and achievements?

I was a Frank Knox Fellow at Harvard, which is similar to being a Rhodes Scholar at Oxford. My Ph.D. dissertation explores the goals of education policy in liberal states and their implications for religious schools.

I won various debate competitions in high school and college. I was a semi-finalist at the World Universities Debating Championships in 1998, and I subsequently judged at the World Schools Debating Championships for six years (on five different continents).

What is the best thing about being a dean?

Working with individual students on all aspects of their undergraduate education. Given my broad interests in education policy and philosophy of education, I’m glad to have a roving brief.

Something interesting that many people don’t know about you is…?

I’m fascinated by North Korea, televangelism, and the MTV-culture.

What do you hope to accomplish in the coming year?

Many things. But above all I hope to help every one of my advisees to find and pursue an intellectual passion.

One on one with David Ader

Friday, October 28th, 2005 | Ben Sales
Dan Daranciang

The responsibilities of a student government president are numerous. As David Ader continues through his second term as Student Union president, Student Life examines how well he has met his own expectations, as well as those of the University community at large.

Ader has incorporated “his own values, personality, expertise and leadership style to guide and lead the student government,” said Jill Carnaghi, assistant vice chancellor for students, who advises the Student Union (SU) Executive Council weekly.

Ader, who was elected by a margin of 42 votes in the spring of 2004, previously served as an SU senator and as the Senate Chair of Academic Affairs. He ran unopposed for SU president his second term.

“I think I’ve done a good job,” said Ader. He added that he needs improvement on “day-to-day things,” but said, “I’ve got tons of great people around me. Our team has done a great job.”

Ader is the seventh SU president Carnaghi has worked with.

“David’s second term is really different from his first,” she said. “From spring two years before up until fall of last year, Student Union was really consumed in planning the presidential debate. They did way more than just be involved in the debate-they actually provided a variety of political forums to educate student voters on the various issues. They did an exceptional job from the start of the school year through the election.”

Ader also sees the 2004 debate as an inspiring event.

“It was amazing to see the campus get so energized,” said Ader. “Everyone was rallying around the debates.” Ader saw the coordination of the events surrounding the debates as one of that week’s highlights. “A lot of student groups were getting together” to plan events, he said, adding that most of the students participated in the programs “whether interested in politics or not.”

Ader feels that the retooling of SU has been one of his greatest accomplishments while in office.

“We want [a Student Union] that students feel represents them, that they feel comfortable going to share concerns,” said Ader.

He continued that efficiency is “always a tough issue.” In order to make SU and the student groups it represents more effective, Ader placed a moratorium on new groups in 2004, which has since ended. He also oversaw the renovation of SU’s Internet activity, redesigning the Web site-which Ader called “a resource for students and student groups to get things done”-and sending out a weekly email to students.

“We wanted to.get things settled in-house and make sure we could handle them in an efficient manner. We’re poised to do that,” he said.

Pamela Bookbinder, who ran against Ader during his 2004 campaign and who now serves as SU’s vice president, agreed that SU has been trying to stay more connected with the student groups it represents.

“We’ve been working to make SU more personable,” said Bookbinder, who chairs the Outreach, Retention and Improvement committee. “We’ve kept in touch with students as to how to get involved.”

Ader attributes much of SU’s streamlining to the separation of the Senate and the Treasury. Enacted three years ago, the split allowed them to “focus on student groups and their needs,” he said.

Although the reorganization made the Senate a more “political” body, as most financial concerns are brought before the Treasury, Ader said he tries to keep things out of the scope of politics.

“SU is not a governing body, but a service organization,” he said. “We’re not here to tell people what to do. I think of SU more as a business. When politics are a huge part [of the process], nothing ever gets done.”

Yet some see the emphasis on organization as a deterrent from SU’s other functions. Junior Aaron Keyak, a former senator who currently serves as the treasurer of the College Democrats, would like to see SU function more as a representative of the student body’s views and concerns than as a service organization.

“Our student government should go out there more actively,” said Keyak. “Student government should be an aggressive advocate for the student voice. [Right now] the government is more of a bureaucracy than a representative of the student voice.”

He added, however, that SU has run more efficiently since Ader’s election.

“People appreciate the changes. And a treasurer and a senator, it has improved by leaps and bounds,” said Keyak. “Ader and the rest of the board are very accessible to talk about things.”

Nonetheless, Keyak believes SU is not doing the best job of reaching out to its constituency.

“They should find out what the student interest is,” he said. “The current student government doesn’t believe in that. They are more about being on the back burner. When the students are talking about issues, there is no reason why the student government can’t deal with them seriously. If you don’t do that, you are not really doing your job as well as you could be.”

Despite Ader’s efforts to minimize them, politics came into play in one of his more controversial moments. When his vice president, Katie Leikhim, went on medical leave for the entire fall semester of 2004, Ader urged her to resign. Controversy arose within SU when, after complying with Ader’s request, Leikhim later said, “It wasn’t my idea.” Shortly thereafter, in the middle of elections for a replacement vice president, Student Life reporters were forbidden to keep notes of the proceedings.

Ader points to the newspaper’s handling of Leikhim’s resignation as a basis for the decision to bar note-taking, saying that the discussions had shifted to the personal details of the nominees and that “Student Life couldn’t handle personnel issues.” He also said that anyone who wanted could observe the proceedings without taking notes.

As for the current hot issue on campus-the rivalry with Emory-Ader said that while the Emory students’ “intentions are good,” he didn’t understand “how you can artificially create a rivalry.”

Ader said that his goals for the rest of the year include preparing for the new University Center and providing a legal music download service for students on campus. Additionally, he hopes to find more ways to get students involved in SU.

“More effort can always be put into outreach,” Ader said.

Ader added that after two years on the job, people are always approaching him with new ideas.

“It’s become my identity,” he said.

Tombstones honor the fallen in Iraq

Friday, October 28th, 2005 | Mackenzie Leonard
Dan Daranciang

As students walked to class yesterday, they passed an immense display of approximately 2,000 white cardboard tombstones, each bearing the name of a fallen U.S. soldier and an Iraqi civilian. The tombstones, which covered the grassy expanse between Graham Chapel and the Women’s Building (west of Olin Library), were on display from 9 a.m. to 6 p.m. yesterday not only to honor fallen soldiers and innocent civilians but also to remind people of the enormous impact of war on human lives.

Graduate student Adam Shriver conceived of the idea for the display and organized the event. Junior Samantha White, Professor of Philosophy Marilyn Friedman, and several other students worked the information tables surrounding the display throughout the day.

“Myself and some other students recognized that many on campus have been opposed to the war, but there haven’t really been any huge displays of activism, so we decided [to do this],” said Shriver. “There are also lots of people who don’t think the war is a huge deal. Two thousand sounds like a very abstract number, but when you see a visual display, it hits home more. We want to honor the fallen soldiers and raise awareness about what a huge impact the war has really had.”

Shriver has also advocated for the formation of a new Peace and Justice Group on the Washington University campus. He envisions the group as a forum to educate people about what war is like and stated that the group would probably “invite veterans to campus to speak about experiences or have people who have been in war zones describe what goes on there.”

The ultimate goal of such a group would be to raise awareness about accurate descriptions of war.

“Students need to get out there and be active,” said Shriver. “To get a serious movement going, people have to be willing to join groups or vigils or public displays of their dissatisfaction. People must make their opinions known to put pressure on others to change.”

He recommended that interested students become involved with the “Instead of War Coalition” (www.insteadofwar.org), a very active group that hosts numerous events in the St. Louis community, including a vigil each Sunday night.

WU skirts fire safety suggestions

Friday, October 28th, 2005 | Elizabeth Lewis

Despite fire hazard notices sent to the University last year that recommended the installation of sprinkler systems in several buildings on the South 40, such action has not been taken.

According to the Washington University Police Department web site, all of the new residential buildings built since 1995 and four renovated buildings have automated sprinkler systems. However, old dorms including Rubelmann, Umrath, Beaumont, Lee, Hitzeman, Hurd, Shanedling, Dauten, Rutledge, Liggett, and Myers are currently without sprinkler systems.

“One by one, [the old dorms] are going away,” said Dean of Students Justin Carroll. “I don’t believe sprinkler systems have been added because the older buildings do not have to change. The newer ones do have sprinkler systems.”

Koenig House, formerly on the fire hazard list, was torn down and replaced with a new building of the same name.

Carroll added that there are other fire safety initiatives that decrease the chance of injury.

“A requirement for freshmen floor meetings is to go over basic fire safety, and fire drills are also part of the fire safety education,” he said.

Carroll also noted the fire safety postings in dorm hallways and on bulletin boards. Additionally, students can contact Paul Landgraf, a University health and safety professional, if they have questions about fire safety.

“There are improvements made in fire safety programs on a continual basis at Washington University,” Landgraf wrote in an email to Student Life. “This year Residential Life and Environmental Health and Safety implemented an interactive fire training presentation for the 118 residential advisors. Residential Life, Washington University Police Department and Environmental Health and Safety established in August 2005 a new poster program unique to public safety.”

Landgraf noted that the posters are being placed in lounges and other common areas on the South 40, and will address different issues throughout the year.

Ed Comeau, a nationally recognized fire safety expert and activist, explained that fire safety remains a critical issue on many campuses.

“Sprinklers are not a common feature [on college campuses], but it is getting better. The majority do not have sprinklers,” said Comeau.

The Clayton Fire Department (CFD) has jurisdiction over all of the buildings on the South 40, and they often conduct fire safety inspections of the buildings on the South 40 and Hilltop campus. They have sent the University several notices since December that include a recommendation to install sprinklers in the older dorms, but cannot force the University to install sprinklers in these buildings because they were erected under a different code.

In addition, some of the older University-owned apartments do not have fire alarms.

“While the older apartment buildings do not have fire alarm systems because they were not required when built, these buildings are all in compliance with the University City fire codes,” wrote Landgraf.

Jim LaVenture, assistant fire chief and CFD fire marshal, affirmed that whether not the buildings comply with fire codes depends on when they were erected.

“It depends on when they were built,” LaVenture said. “All of the new buildings have sprinklers. If you changed the occupancy, then building sprinklers might apply. For example, if a building goes from business to mercantile-if the use [of the building is changed]-the building is treated like new.”

According to LaVenture, buildings with sprinklers provide significantly more protection to their inhabitants.

“There is a great track record in fully sprinklered buildings,” he said, noting that there are rarely instances of a large number of people losing their lives in buildings that are equipped with sprinklers.

Older buildings, however, are under a different fire code that does not require them to have sprinklers.

“The codes changed sometime in the ’80’s, and the codes [continue to] change on a three-year cycle,” LaVenture said. Local jurisdictions do not have to apply the new codes to the older buildings.

Despite skirting the CFD’s recommendations to install sprinkler systems in the old dorms, the University has responded well to other issues concerning fire safety that are included in the notices that the CFD distributes.

“[The University] responds well to maintenance requests and to things that need to be done without capital expenses,” said LaVenture. “They are good about correcting maintenance violations. Under contract, we inform them of what needs to be corrected.”

If the University should decide not to follow their recommendations, it would have to release an indemnification notice to the city-in other words, the city would no longer be liable for damages caused by the University’s failure to meet those recommendations.

The University’s Princeton Review Fire Safety Rating, which measures how well a school is prepared to prevent or to respond to campus fires, improved to 87 from last year’s 80.

“The scores have improved because some new residential buildings were built with sprinkler systems that were not reported last year,” wrote Landgraf. “Also, it was recognized that fire safety training being done by the University was not previously reported to the Princeton Review and it is now included in their assessment.”

The graves you don’t see

Friday, October 28th, 2005 | Todd Schiller

With Halloween fast approaching, it seems normal that “haunting” decor would start to subsume the campus. But alas, Wash. U. students don’t seem very spirited about the matter-or at least the non-alcohol related portions of the matter. In fact, I have yet to see a single decorated door on my floor for my dorm’s decoration contest. Nevertheless, while the South 40 may lack spirit and conviction, certain political and social groups certainly do not, as I discovered when I happened upon the Hilltop campus Thursday morning. As everyone who actually goes to class is now well aware, the Hilltop campus is currently home to an anti-war demonstration, one featuring what is apparently thousands of graves, each labeled with the name of a U.S. soldier and an Iraqi civilian killed during America’s ongoing campaign to secure democracy for Iraqi citizens.

While this display is certainly grandiose, I feel it is missing something. It seems to me that to get the fullest view of the Iraqi fight for democracy and the rule of law, there should also be graves included for those Iraqi civilians killed under Saddam Hussein’s regime. What better way to honor those who fought for freedom than to display the names of those who were killed because of a tyrannical hatred of it, right? Noting this, I went to talk to the people under the “Honor the Dead” banner, and asked one of them why these graves were missing. It was then that I was reminded that if we were to write the names of all Iraqi civilians killed during the current military action that we would need a lot more headstones than currently in place. Moreover, it would be hard to get a list of these names, as it was hard enough to get a list of the displayed names.

While I certainly respect this individual’s anti-war sentiment, I see some problems with his line of reasoning on this particular account. First, to limit the number of headstones to the number of U.S. soldiers killed frames the situation in an American-centric way, which is what many people criticize this “war for oil” for in the first place. If we forget the millions of people who died under the arbitrary will of Saddam’s undemocratic government, we are forgetting one of the prime reasons for current U.S. action: the creation of a sustainable democracy in Iraq.

Second, of course it would be harder to get the names of those people killed under Saddam’s regime; that’s what made Saddam’s regime so detestable. If you test biological and chemical weapons on your own people, you’re probably not going to keep a nice list of the people you’ve killed. This thought should give us all the more reason to place the names of the Iraqis killed under Saddam’s reign and thus showcase the horrors of tyranny.

The individual’s final justification for not putting up graves for those killed under Saddam’s regime was the explanation that I found most surprising: showing these names may cloud the meaning of this particular display as an anti-war display. Instead, as he noted, the display would be more of an overall critique of U.S. foreign policy which supported Saddam’s regime.

Here, I will revert back to my theme: U.S. military action in Iraq, as an impetus for democratization, most certainly is related to those who died under Saddam’s control. Before one says that they are anti-war, they should ask themselves if they are comfortable with the millions of deaths that occurred under Saddam Hussein’s regime. I certainly think it is wrong for the U.S. government to support tyrannical governments, but at some point we have to fix the problems we created and break the chains of oppression. For each American name I see on those graves, I see a person willing to fight and die for their country and for freedom. Even if not all Americans, civilian or soldier, share this same sentiment that military action in Iraq was justified, we all can certainly agree that tyranny is never a thing to be revered.

Todd Schiller is a freshman in the School of Engineering and Applied Sciences.

Fuck censorship

Friday, October 28th, 2005 | Zach Goodwin

It could be said that I am a creature of habit. Most of my Fridays unfold in about the same way: I wake up red-eyed and weary at 7:27; I shower for the better part of eight minutes; I’m at work-sporting a tasteful tie and matching shirt-by three minutes to nine. Once at work, after enjoying the New York Times and the Washington Post, I turn to our nation’s third-most authoritative news source: Student Life.

But, three Fridays ago, my faith in Student Life was called into question. The story goes like this: As Friday’s editor, I’m responsible for soliciting and grammar-checking three articles each week. That week, John Hewitt, a frequent and much-loved contributor, had submitted an article. Grammatically speaking, the piece was flawless and I placed it in the pile to be published without a second thought.

Now, fast-forward to Friday morning. I was feeling disgruntled, groggy and genuinely uninterested in being at work. To stave off productivity, I turned to Student Life online. I read and reread my own editorial a few hundred times and then began John’s. My first thought was, what the fuck?

You see, originally his work read like this:

“Americans have a serious problem with their perception of war. They like it when they think it’s for pure reasons. But everyone starts flipping out when the big secret gets out that war is really all about killing the enemy, taking pictures of his corpse, taking all his stuff, fucking his wife, fucking his children and blowing up his house. Oh no, Americans are supposed to be ‘above’ that. We’re just too nice! We don’t torture, we don’t rape, we don’t slaughter-‘not in my Army!’ says the old guard.”

But that wasn’t what Student Life chose to publish. After some very aggressive neutering, John’s most emphatic sentence was reduced to, “war is really about sleeping with his wife and messing with his children.” Somehow, “messing with his children” didn’t have the quite the same zest.

Needless to say, I was disappointed.

Now, before I launch into what will surely be a tired and uninspired defense of free speech, a few things should be made clear. First, as a privately funded newspaper, Student Life’s authors and contributors don’t enjoy any constitutional protections. The Constitution only applies to government’s purview and, sadly, Student Life doesn’t fall under it. Student Life and its editors are free to set their own standards for decency and apply them as they see fit.

That said, I would argue that the paper’s relationship with the University and the University’s purported respect for academic freedom and open debate complicate the question. As such, investigating our constitutional rights can be both relevant and informative-though, ultimately, not binding.

So what does the Constitution say about our right to free speech? To be sure, the Supreme Court has repeatedly held that free speech is not absolute. They have consistently argued that “obscene” speech falls outside of constitutional protection. Still, the bar for obscenity is a high one. In order for speech to be classified as obscene it has to be, among other things, sexual. As Chief Justice Burger wrote in Miller v. California (1973), obscene material has to “depict or describe patently offensive ‘hard core’ sexual conduct.” Clearly, John’s comments don’t qualify-even by the most restrictive reading of the obscenity clause.

Another important consideration when evaluating John’s use of explicit language is his purpose. Having read more than a handful of his editorials, I can tell you that the boy has a large vocabulary and a genuine command of language. Therefore, John’s phrasing, I’m quite sure, was neither the result of laziness nor bad taste. Instead, this was a conscious choice to be incendiary, to jar. In fact, there is an emotional intensity in his wording that might not have been effected with more Victorian language. On this, Justice Harlan has written, “.words are often chosen as much for their emotive as cognitive force. … Emotive [speech], practically speaking, may often be the more important element of the overall message sought to be communicated.” In other words, John’s colorful language stands safely within precedent.

Moreover, John’s editorial falls squarely within the bounds of the Constitution’s most hallowed speech: namely, political dissent. That John was not using profanity casually-as I have throughout my article-is important. Instead, he was cursing in order to add emotional weight to a substantive political critique.

In my opinion, however, the best argument for the publication of limited and thoughtful profanity is not a constitutional one. Most simply, we are all adults. Our paper is written, distributed and read by those of, at least, college age-with minimal opportunity for accidental exposure to children. Given our age, collective maturity and the premium placed on intellectual freedom in this environment, I can’t imagine a cogent argument for censoring legitimate political speech that makes use of the profane. (It should also be noted that, to me, the casual and flagrant use of profanity in this article would be inappropriate under normal circumstances. My attempt to make a point, in my opinion, qualifies it as acceptable here.)

So, let us breathe deep, stand tall and strike up a rousing chorus of “God Bless America!” For our country is strong enough to make room for even the words we don’t like and the opinions we don’t hold. We’ve founded a special place where brave men like Mr. Hewitt are free to rile and rankle-and we’re a better nation for it. In fact, every time I see the stars and stripes, I can’t help but think that pissing people off is a pastime that’s been sewn into its very fabric. It’s patently American.

And thus, to close, I’ll leave you with the wise words of the Supreme Court: “Surely the State has no right to cleanse public debate to the point where it is grammatically palatable to the most squeamish among us…For, while the particular four-letter word being litigated here is perhaps more distasteful than most others of its genre, it is nevertheless often true that one man’s vulgarity is another’s lyric.”

Zach is a senior in Arts & Sciences and a Forum editor.

Editor’s Note: It should be noted, for the record, that Hewitt’s column was “neutered” due to an unfortunate copy editing snafu, rather than a deliberate policy decision on the part of the Student Life staff. We fully support the use of “fuck” and other expletives in Forum pieces when the subject matter merits it-but only when the subject matter merits it. Additionally, expletives may appear in quotations in other sections-we do not censor our interviews. And personally, the editor enjoys using the word “fuck” just as much as the next college student, and certainly supports seeing it in print-when merited.

Mission not accomplished

Friday, October 28th, 2005 | Nathan Vafale

In a move described by Sen. Harry Reid (D-Nev.), as a victory for “the radical right wing” of the Republican party, Harriet Miers withdrew her nomination to the Supreme Court Wednesday night. The move comes at a trying time for the Bush administration, as it confronts the possibility of indictments of senior administration officials, tumbling approval ratings, high oil prices and continued problems in Iraq.

Miers’ nomination, a point of bipartisan criticism and outright opposition by many conservative activist groups, was said to withdraw due to concerns regarding a Senate Judiciary Committee questionnaire, which dealt with her personal ideology as well as her work with the president. Miers had filled out the questionnaire last week, but the effort was deemed inadequate by members of the committee in both parties. Rather than resend in the questionnaire in a manner more acceptable to the committee, Miers simply withdrew her nomination, noting that the Committee would have demanded access to records of legal advice given to the president which would undermine a president’s ability to receive candid counsel. The White House says the documents are protected by executive privilege and have refused their release.

Many call the issue of the questionnaire nothing but a face-saving manner of withdrawal. Sen. Charles Schumer (D-NY) described how “the White House offered a nominee who had no record except for the documents, and then said, ‘We won’t give you the documents.’ … The president kept saying, ‘the more you learn about Harriet Miers, the more you’ll like her,’ and then said, ‘I’m not going to let you learn about her.'”

The greatest cries of relief about the withdrawal came from Bush’s conservative base, as proponents of the so-called “conservative movement” decried Miers’ lack of credentials and defined consertive judicial policy. This conservative opposition seems a more valid reason for withdrawal.

Possible replacements for O’Connor’s seat will almost certainly be more conservative than Miers. This is sure to appease much of Bush’s base and incite opposition by Democratic senators who seemed open to the possibility of a Miers nomination.

Noteworthy possibilities for nomination include:

Alberto Gonzales-Our current attorney general who many contend wrote memos on the treatment of terrorist detainees that helped lead to the abuse scandal at Abu Ghraib prison in Iraq.

Priscilla Owen-A current Fifth Circuit judge that Democrats would attack on her abortion record and possibly political judicial decisions.

Janice Rogers Brown-An outspoken black Christian conservative who was confirmed to the D.C. Circuit court after a prolonged Senate battle and filibuster. Brown supports limits on abortion rights and corporate liability.

Although Miers’ withdrawal will almost surely bring the court to the right, barring tremendous liberal activism, this columnist still finds surprise that Falwell or Coulter haven’t yet found their way into the nomination process. Bush seems to be rationally picking nominees he feels can survive the process with the backing of his low approval rating. After this embarrassing withdrawal, Bush’s nominees will face further scrutiny and questioning.

Nathan is a senior in Arts & Sciences.