Two-thousand and three will be much like 2002 and 2001 and 2000: Jack Nicholson will rejoice courtside, Shaq will compose another hilarious rap song, Mark Madsen will once again give dancing a bad name, and all the LA-haters will moan in disgust. I ask, who will dethrone the undisputed kings of the NBA?
That’s right basketball fans, the NBA playoffs are upon us and that means another opportunity for Shaq and Kobe to school the rest of the NBA. It is just the way things are.
Kevin Garnett cannot pour in enough points to derail the championship express. Dirk Nowitzki cannot drain enough threes to send the venerable boys from the city of Angels home. Mike Bibby cannot launch enough clutch shots to end the four-peat hopes. Tim Duncan cannot bottle Shaq up enough inside to end the Lakers dynasty.
I know people are writing off the 2002-03 edition of the Lakers as unmotivated and apathetic. While the Lakers showed about as much effort as the Bengals in the first half of the season, lollygagging their way through the schedule, they cranked up the intensity down the stretch. They only play when it counts. Shaq’s big toe can only take so much pounding and Kobe needs time to strut around Los Angeles. Besides, winning the championship as a fifth seed is a challenge, a challenge that the Lakers are more than ready to take on.
I know pundits are predicting an early exit for Phil Jackson’s squad of ballers. Yet, who is going to stop Shaq? No one. No center can bang pound for pound with Shaq Daddy. He is a monster, 7’1” and 338 pounds-a freak of nature.
Who is going to stop Kobe? Not a soul. No guard can stick with Kobe. The only thing that ever stops Kobe is Kobe himself.
Who can out coach Phil Jackson? Not anyone I have seen. The Zen master is a natural motivator who can get the most out of his players in the playoffs.
Some have argued that Kobe and Shaq do not have the supporting cast they have had in years past. To some extent these critics are on target. Rick Fox, the pretty boy married to Vanessa Williams, is not as productive as he once was, only averaging a measly 9.0 points per game. Devean George, Samaki Walker and Robert Horry are not exactly a fearsome trio, only averaging 17.8 per game between them.
While the reserves are putting up bricks, Shaq and Kobe are shooting the ball extremely well. Shaq averaged 27.5 points per game in the regular season and Kobe threw down an impressive 30 points per game. Sure, if the Lakers get into a foul-shooting contest, odds are they will not win. Sure, if the Lakers get into foul trouble their prospects are not so bright.
However, the Lakers always find a way to win. Always. Remember Robert Horry’s three at the buzzer against the Kings last year? Remember the Lakers’ improbable comeback against the Trailblazers in game seven of the 2000 conference finals?
I might sound just a bit arrogant, but hey, who has beaten the Los Angeles Lakers when it counts? Not the Sacramento Kings. Not the San Antonio Spurs. Not the Dallas Mavericks. And certainly no one from the Eastern Conference.
I hate Los Angeles. I hate the Dodgers. Yet, the Lakers, at least in my opinion, are hard to hate. They may win, but they win in style. They may talk trash, but it is highly entertaining.
This may not be the best Lakers team of their four-year run, but no one else can beat them when it counts. Until Carmelo Anthony or LeBron James finds his stride, until Shaq and Kobe get tired of playing with each other, until Phil Jackson decides to step aside, the Lakers will keep winning. The Lakers will keep impressing. Let Lakertime roll on.