Scott Bressler
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Once upon a time there was a little dildo who set out on a grand adventure to find his lost owner. Follow the little dildo’s story as he makes his way across St. Louis in order to get to Washington University.
All photos by Lily Schorr
One day a little dildo was purchased, but its new friend accidentally left it behind at the store. “I guess I’ll have to take matters into my own hands,” thought the little dildo. And so his adventure began.
The little dildo buzzed along toward Washington University, but quickly realized that he didn’t know if he was coming or going. “I’m lost; whatever will I do?” thought the little dildo as he squinted at a map.
Then, the campus circulation bus appeared out of nowhere. “Hop on!” said the driver, smiling, “You can ride us as long as you want.” “Thanks, because I’m all petered out!” said the little dildo as he climbed aboard.
Before he knew it, the little dildo had finally arrived at Wash U. “I’m so close to home!” he thought excitedly, “I should learn the ins and outs of the place before I find my new best friend.” So he wandered around campus for a while to let the scenery soak in.
By that time the little dildo was exhausted from his vigorous day so he decided to take a quick nap under a tree. “I hope the squirrels don’t pounce on me while I’m asleep,” the little dildo thought as he drifted off to a blissful slumber.
After the little dildo woke up he decided it was about time to head out. He ambled over to a friendly looking bunny and asked directions to his dorm. Luckily, the bunny knew exactly where to send the little dildo.
And the little dildo finally made it home. He lay down in bed, feeling all tingly inside, “I knew I could do it,” he thought.
The End
A look behind the scenes
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Media Credit: David Hartstein