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Playing with your food

Wednesday, February 13th, 2008 | Lucy Moore
Scott Bressler

All photos by Lucy Moore

Chocolate sauce, a more processed form of the well-known aphrodisiac, can be used to enhance your sex life, or even move you toward, as Marvin Gaye put it, a “sexual healing.”

Instead of the typical candy heart, try writing your love notes in the form of frozen corn. Actually, don’t. But do be creative with food; it can be a fun way to turn on your partner.

When using whipped cream to adorn the stomach, make sure you take it out of the fridge first so its not too cold. While we choose to use it as an advertisement, you should use it to your advantage-lick it off seductively, or even hum and kiss it off, creating warm vibrations on your partner’s tummy.

The greatest thing about intergrating foods like whipped cream and chocolate sauce into your intimate life: getting to eat it afterwards. Yum.

Watch out! While whipped cream is fun, it can get messy. Make sure, if you choose to dive inside the world of food+fun, that you prepare for its consequences.

The 7 Deadly Sins

Wednesday, February 13th, 2008 | Lucy Moore
Scott Bressler

While everyone is cozying up with their significant other this Valentine’s Day, it is worth remembering the Seven Deadly Sins and the dangers they pose to the debonnaire young man.

All photos by Lionel Sobehart

lust

Remember, you were created with two heads, but not enough blood to use both at the same time. Make good choices.

wrath

Beware the wrath of a woman scorned, especially when she’s wearing stilettos.

sloth

If you can’t get up, you’ll never get down. You can lie around in bed all day, but remember, it takes two to tango.

envy

You can look but you can’t touch. Well, you can, but don’t get caught.

pride

If you put yourself on a pedestal, it will be all the easier to get knocked down.

gluttony

Everything in moderation, except the fun stuff.

greed

Stay away from gold diggers. Having that girl take your heart away is great, but don’t let her get away with your wallet, too.

The little dildo that could

Wednesday, February 13th, 2008 | Lily Schorr
Scott Bressler

Click here to get a “behind the scenes of the dildo” look.

Once upon a time there was a little dildo who set out on a grand adventure to find his lost owner. Follow the little dildo’s story as he makes his way across St. Louis in order to get to Washington University.

All photos by Lily Schorr

One day a little dildo was purchased, but its new friend accidentally left it behind at the store. “I guess I’ll have to take matters into my own hands,” thought the little dildo. And so his adventure began.

The little dildo buzzed along toward Washington University, but quickly realized that he didn’t know if he was coming or going. “I’m lost; whatever will I do?” thought the little dildo as he squinted at a map.

Then, the campus circulation bus appeared out of nowhere. “Hop on!” said the driver, smiling, “You can ride us as long as you want.” “Thanks, because I’m all petered out!” said the little dildo as he climbed aboard.

Before he knew it, the little dildo had finally arrived at Wash U. “I’m so close to home!” he thought excitedly, “I should learn the ins and outs of the place before I find my new best friend.” So he wandered around campus for a while to let the scenery soak in.

By that time the little dildo was exhausted from his vigorous day so he decided to take a quick nap under a tree. “I hope the squirrels don’t pounce on me while I’m asleep,” the little dildo thought as he drifted off to a blissful slumber.

After the little dildo woke up he decided it was about time to head out. He ambled over to a friendly looking bunny and asked directions to his dorm. Luckily, the bunny knew exactly where to send the little dildo.

And the little dildo finally made it home. He lay down in bed, feeling all tingly inside, “I knew I could do it,” he thought.

The End

A look behind the scenes

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Media Credit: David Hartstein

Sexiled and hot to trot: Where to hook up when your room isn’t an option

Wednesday, February 13th, 2008 | Evan Wiskup
Scott Bressler

If you and your partner have decided to go to a Wash. U. sporting event and, obviously are bored and start rubbing on each other to pass the time, do remember that you can safely retire to the underside of where you are sitting-that’s right. Inside the bleachers! Crawl underneath in your furtive, seductive manner and commence said rubbing under the shiny canopy. Careful not to rock the structure; this may result in getting caught.

A well-kept secret of the newer dormitory buildings lies in their piano and music practice rooms. Soundproof and secluded, completed by a piano to seduce one’s lover with musical stylings, there is hardly a better place to whisk each other away. However, be sure to avoid rug burn, as these mini-rooms all are well carpeted.

With an aperture of six inches, the main telescope is already a dead giveaway. After staring at the non-existent stars of the greater St. Louis area, you will be so romanced that you and your partner will need to kiss, coo and perhaps even explore the Milky Way. But, don’t forget to call 314-935-OBSV before you venture over here. It’s not always open.

There’s hardly a place more famed to sneak off to with your lovey-dovey than the quiet, but impuslive lair of the elevator. Here you can push your partner’s buttons with features like the stop button for complete privacy, and even side metal bars for gripping, the only thing you have to worry about is the way sound carries down its shaft. No pun intended.

If you’re tired of scoring on home base, retreat to the next best place-the Dugout. You can dig each other; but don’t forget to tidy up afterwards. A body covered in dirt is a solid giveaway.

What’s more romantic than giant trash cans, sticky recycling bins, and the oh-so-potent smell of the rotting of your entire floor’s Bears Den routine? Oh, and these rooms even have extra large sized trash bags, so you can make a lovely blanket on the floor for you and your lover to commence upon.