With today’s issue being the last of the semester, the Student Life sports staff looks back on some of the highlights (and lowlights) of the semester in the Wash. U., St. Louis and national sports scenes.
Cheers: To the Men’s Soccer and Basketball teams for posing in Student Life’s sex issue last Valentine’s Day.
The futballers actually agreed to pose naked with strategically placed soccer balls. They certainly took lots of flack from the Athletic Department, but, according to StudLife’s female sports staff, the student body certainly enjoyed it. Said one staffer, “What can we say, other than that they have balls.”
Jeers: To those teams who proved less accommodating to the idea of posing.
Cheers: To Shap Boyd, the defensive coordinator of the Wash. U. football team and to Larry Kindbom, the team’s head coach and another defensive mastermind. Yet again, the pair guided the Wash. U. defense to great heights, as the squad finished the season ranked as one of the top defensive units in the nation.
Jeers: To whomever it is that designed the team’s utterly bland and predictable offense. With talent across the board on the offensive side of the ball and a defense that frequently puts forth Herculean efforts in limiting the attack of opponents, the Bears deserve something – anything – resembling a dynamic offense. Somebody around the athletic department has got to step up and find us a Steve Spurrier in-the-making.
Cheers: To John Smelcer, the freshman goalkeeper who played a huge role in getting the Men’s Soccer Team to the play-offs. He came through big this season, with a 0.53 goals against average. Not to mention, the rookie virtually single handedly securing the team’s play-off birth when, with the rest of his team prematurely celebrating its presumed victory over the University of Chicago, he deflected a point-blank shot in the game’s closing seconds. Had the Maroons scored, there may have been no play-offs appearance to cheer.
Cheers: To the tremendous senior class that competed hard for four years of gridiron action.
Jeers: To the two overtime losses which ended the team’s postseason chances.
Cheers: To fans giving T.O. a hard time.
Jeers: To fans making suicide jokes to T.O.
Cheers: To the standout performances by the men’s and women’s cross country teams and to the squads’ hosting of a successful UAA Tournament in Forest Park.
Jeers: For no one seeming to notice either of these impressive feats.
Cheers: MeghanMarie Fowler-Finn.
Recognition as the D3kicks.com National Player of the Year is a very fitting way for this standout midfielder to end her Wash. U. career. Fowler-Finn also received Academic All-American recognition from ESPN the Magazine. Congratulations MeghanMarie, and good luck in the future.
Jeers: To the NCAA selection committee for not giving the ladies home field advantage throughout the postseason.
Cheers: Women’s Volleyball Team.
The team most notably demonstrated the success of Wash. U. athletics this fall, compiling a 38-2 record and advancing to the NCAA finals. Congratulations ladies, you made the school proud.
Jeers: To not enough people supporting the team at home matches or recognizing the squad for its remarkable achievements.
Cheers: The Cards.
They won the World Series. They brought a ton of pride to the city. Enough said.
Jeers: To the fact that they barely even made the postseason, nearly pulling a monumental choke-job in the regular season’s final weeks.
Cheers: To the men’s soccer team’s spirited first round playoff match against Wheaton College and to the student body who, despite the 90-minute delay in starting time and near-freezing temperatures, made their presence felt.
Jeers: The Nov. 10 study in criminology as witnessed on the soccer field. Not only were the referees criminal for awarding Wheaton what turned out to be a game-winning penalty kick on an absolutely atrocious tripping-in-the-box call, but the Wheaton players also looked straight out of “The Shawshank Redemption.” With their bright orange warm-ups, more than a few people wondered why they were not picking up trash on the side of the road.
Cheers: To sophomore Sean Wallis’ early-season standout performance at point guard.
Jeers: To not yet having a capable backup.
Cheers: To the outstanding senior class on the women’s soccer team. Talia Bucci, MeghanMarie Fowler-Finn and Sara Schroeder leave the soccer program in better shape than they found it as freshman. This year the lady soccer Bears achieved some improbable marks, winning 15 consecutive games – a streak that included a 7-0 conference record and only four goals against.
Jeers: To the fact that Student Life actually might have to report on a league loss next season.
Cheers: To both the men’s and women’s soccer teams for advancing to the NCAA tournament.
Jeers: To the bracket selection in the Men’s Division III Soccer Tournament.
On the men’s side, a low-seeded team, lucky to be in the tournament (Wheaton), upsets Wash. U., then makes it to the finals where it loses 3-0, while the school that beat them in the championship round (Messiah College) faced much tighter games prior to the Final Four. On the women’s side, the sixth-ranked lady Bears were forced to fly to their sweet 16 match in Virginia against weaker teams which were geographically closer to one another and thus not forced to fly out to St. Louis. Maybe it is time for the NCAA to consider flying Division III teams a bit further for a better tournament.
Cheers: To senior quarterbacks Pat McCarthy and Nick Henry admirably sharing the reigns under center throughout the season.
Jeers: To the fact that they and over 20 other football seniors won’t be returning for another season of action.
Cheers: To the men’s basketball team for getting off to a terrific start despite losing junior captain Danny O’Boyle to a devastating season-ending injury. Troy Ruths, Tyler Nading, Sean Wallis and a passionate group of role players should be the team to watch when students get back from break.
Jeers: Early season performance of the Women’s Basketball Team.
After losing three of its first four games this season, the lady hoopsters have failed to live up to high standards of previous seasons. It is time to step it up ladies.
Have a great New Year everybody! Be sure to check out winter Wash. U. athletics.