Felicia Baskin: Pick up every single free T-shirt you possibly can. They’ll come in handy later as painting shirts, sleep shirts, and probably even “I woke up super late and don’t have time to change” shirts.
David Song, News Editor: People are (or otherwise appear) at least as intelligent, bright, and cool as you are. ?This is a source of enjoyment and frustration.
Mallory Wilder, Managing Editor: Sleep probably won’t be your first priority.