Archive for August, 2002

SU prepares for busy fall semester

Friday, August 30th, 2002 | Erin Harkless

Student Union executives are preparing for several key events this fall which they hope will facilitate more interaction between SU and students.

At Your Service, a new event SU will be sponsoring this fall, will give a small group of students the opportunity to interact one-on-one with executive officers and council members during dinner. At this dinner, students can express their concerns on an assortment of issues in an intimate setting.

The first dinner, which will occur this coming Tuesday, will involve 15 freshmen who were randomly chosen to participate in the discussion

According to SU President Katie Platt, At Your Service will be a monthly event. For future dinners, Platt said that a mix of upperclassmen would be selected along with freshmen.

The SU website was also redesigned over the summer, with the intention of making it more user-friendly for all students.

“As SU executives, we’ll be able to update our own pages,” said Platt. “Hopefully, this change will allow us to better respond to students’ needs and get more feedback from students.”

Another goal for SU this semester is to increase interaction between SU and the various student groups on campus.

The third floor of Umrath Hall is undergoing renovations to create more meeting space for student groups. Once this space is updated, student groups will have the option of using this expanded space for meetings and other gatherings on a regular basis.

On October 12, SU is planning its first ever all-student formal. The time and location are not definite at this time. Platt said that this event is another way for students to get involved with SU and to meet more of their classmates.

Platt also emphasized the importance of freshman class council elections, which will be held September 12, as another way for new students to get involved on campus and with SU. Election packets are currently available at the Wohl and Mallinckrodt information desks; packets are due September 5.

The Constitutional Review Committee is still working on finalizing some of the statutes to the new constitution. The statutes offer a more in-depth explanation of the constitution. They can be repealed or amended by a majority vote of the SU Senate. Platt said that a special election where students will have the opportunity to ratify or reject the new constitution is probable for this fall.

Many students feel that better communication between SU and students is important. Students said they want to know more about the specific projects SU is undertaking and what SU executives, senators, and committee chairpersons have accomplished to date.

Sophomore Mei Firestone said that food service issues could be addressed more closely by SU, especially the recent move to Coke products throughout campus.

Other students feel that SU could be more proactive about engaging students in their activities and events.

“SU should give us their goals more clearly,” said sophomore Marc Bridge. “I want to better know what they are doing on campus and what they want from us as students.”

Freshmen to put Service First this Saturday

Friday, August 30th, 2002 | Tim Bono

This Saturday, an estimated 700 Washington University students will help refurbish 10 schools throughout the area-eight in St. Louis City and two in University City. In addition, approximately 200 upperclassmen and staff advisors will accompany the students and help power the day.

While participation is open to all students, the program is geared toward freshmen.

According to director of Women’s Programs and Community Service Stephanie Kurtzman, one of the goals of the program is to allow the newest members of the WU community to participate in an event in which they can meet others while having a positive experience with community service.

Freshmen say they are very excited about this opportunity.

“I think it’s a fantastic opportunity that we can get involved in community service so soon to the start of school,” said freshman Sarah Weiss.

Kurtzman also noted that Service First is well timed, in that it lets students give back to the St. Louis community-something valuable and productive-over Labor Day weekend.

At WU, where many students participated in some form of community service in high school, Service First is important in translating that involvement to their lives in St. Louis. Weiss says with the stress that accompanies freshmen year, it’s easy to loose sight of the importance of service.

“Something organized and participated in campus-wide ensures that new students will be encouraged to participate as well, whereas otherwise they’d likely be too overwhelmed with the start of classes to even think about anything else,” said Weiss.

Students found out about the opportunity from residential and peer advisors, along with a number of other sources. Those interested signed up earlier this week and will travel to the various schools this Saturday. Transportation is provided, with buses scheduled to depart at 12:30 that afternoon.

Groups of about 70 will arrive at each school and students are free to work on projects that are most appealing to them. Tasks range from painting US maps and hopscotch on playgrounds to helping teachers set up classrooms and bulletin boards.

The faculty and staff of each respective elementary school will work alongside the students.

Since the four or so hours of service from the event will leave many students wanting more, representatives from various campus service organizations will make themselves available when the students return. This service fair will let students know the many ways they can continue to remain involved with community service.

While Service First is officially sponsored by the Office of Student Activities, it is made possible through a grant from the Women’s Society, which significantly helps subsidize the costs of paint, tarps and other supplies.

The Office of Student Activities also works closely with the St. Louis Schools Office of Community Based Resources to identify those area schools most in need of refurbishment.

According to Kurtzman, service is important because “it helps students learn to become responsible citizens in the community. It’s a value we hope sticks with them long after they leave WU.”

Freshmen take new ‘themed’ E-Comp classes

Friday, August 30th, 2002 | Rachel Streitfeld

Incoming freshmen-whether they are biology majors, history buffs or art students-have always had to take the same, generic English Composition course during their first year.

But students now have more choice in the matter. As of this fall the English department began offering freshmen a choice between four different themed writing courses, called Freshmen Writing and Argumentation.

Students have the option of taking Technology and Society, Journey and Quest, Language and Identities, or a class similar to the traditional E-Comp class, which is called Writing and Critical Thinking.

“We made the changes because we felt we could enhance our current strengths-in writing and argumentation in particular-by offering themes that would engage students and instructors in a semester-long conversation about topics of general interest,” said Director of Expository Writing Amy Pawl.

Every student will read Copenhagen, a play by Michael Frayn. Otherwise, freshmen are assigned to read essays, newspaper articles, literature and readings of works by Assembly Series speakers according to their class’s chosen theme.

Students’ reactions have been overwhelmingly positive, said Pawl. She added that a similar number of students has signed up for each theme.

“I’ve talked to a lot of sophomores who wish they’d had this option,” said Assistant Dean for Writing Programs Jill Hampton.

Freshman Blake Abrash said the different themes appeal to him, though he might end up taking the more traditional course, Writing and Critical Thinking. Abrash appreciated having a choice of classes.

“It sounds pretty cool because you have more options-which is always a good thing” said Abrash. “I like having options. I would be upset if I just had to take the writing course.”

Students hoping to escape the rigorous writing schedule E-Comp traditionally demands, however, will be disappointed.

“Despite the different themes, however, the same core competencies will be taught in each section, with writing remaining at the center of the course,” said Pawl. “We are also making an effort to integrate technology more consistently.”

The themed classes appeal to both students and instructors. Instructors pick the theme in which they are most interested.

“Each theme is intended to provide a thought-provoking framework for the course; ideally, students and instructors alike will benefit from the intellectual coherence offered by the overarching topics,” said Pawl.

Hampton said that Writing and Argumentation incorporates public speaking into the curriculum. Students will compete in their classes for speaking honors, and then individual winners will move on to compete against other freshmen. Students can win cash prizes for the final competition.

“Public speaking is cool,” said Abrash. “It’s important in life.”

WUPD begins new off-campus patrols

Friday, August 30th, 2002 | Brendan Watson

The Washington University Police Department began security patrols of the surrounding neighborhoods where the university owns property this week. Five new, un-armed security officers are each patrolling a different off-campus area in marked vehicles.

These patrols come on the heels of complaints by students that there was not enough of a security presence surrounding off-campus housing, as well as complaints by various non-university residents of rowdy behavior.

Previously, WU contracted with Allied Security for bike patrols in these neighborhoods, but according to WUPD Chief Don Strom, the university “felt that we were not getting the level of visibility that we wanted from those security patrols.”

WU has also given money in the past to University City for “directed patrols” of Washington University neighborhoods by the city’s police force. Strom said that this relationship will continue.

In forming a strategy for the new patrols, the university consulted the chancellor’s neighbor council, which addresses neighbors’ concerns with the university; a Residential Life focus group of students living off campus; city management and police representatives; and members of past security patrols.

Strom stressed that the security officers were not conceived as enforcers, but as “coaches and counselors.”

“They are intended to be an extra set of eyes and ears to observe things and report them,” said Strom. “They are not there to make arrests and things like that, yet at the same time, in addition to being concerned about safety and security, the university is concerned with being good neighbors to those people who live in those neighborhoods all year long. So, where appropriate, those officers will also be there to approach people to be responsible in their actions.”

However, students should be aware that the new security guards can refer students to the judicial administrator for sanctioning. Strom again stressed that the guards are not intended to be enforcers, and as is the practice on campus, referring students to the judicial administrator will be used as a last resort.

In addition to the security patrols, WUPD is also undertaking an education campaign to help students transition from living on campus to living off campus, and to defuse some tension that has existed between students and other neighborhood residents. Strom hopes that this will reduce the number of problems he has seen in past year

“I don’t think that it should be lost that the university sees its responsibility to do some up-front education of students who are making the transition to living in a neighborhoods for the first time, especially away from home,” said Strom. “They are used to an environment on campus where everyone is kind of doing the same thing, so people tend to be a little more tolerant. But the expectations are a bit different in neighborhoods where there is mixed use.”

Strom also said that the police department is committed to working with students and other members of the community to make sure that the security patrols are a positive step forward.

“We’ll have to see how the program evolves. It is new. I hope that the people that are accustomed to the security patrols in the past due not experience a large change, other than increased visibility, and a sense that if they are walking down the street by themselves, one of our security officers might ask them if they’d like an escort to make sure they get where they are going safely.”

For more information about WUPD visit: http://police.wustl.edu/.

Music on the Brain

Friday, August 30th, 2002 | Matt McCluskey

The batch of music selected for review this time out seemed to organize itself into pairs. One record that didn’t find a mate was The Flaming Lips’ Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots (Warner Bros.) Not that another semi-orchestral psychedelic pop couldn’t have been found, but nothing of the sort found it’s way to my boombox before deadline. It’s hard to take the Flaming Lips entirely seriously given their penchant for “wacky,” if not “zany” [ironic post-modern quote marks] songs, and Wayne Coyne’s tendency to sing purposely out-of-tune to further distance himself from the material. Now, ironic distance from a song about pink robots is probably a good thing but what if you’re trying to say something that really means something to you? Well, on “Do You Realize?” he sings the lines “do you realize/that everyone you know someday will die and instead of saying all of your goodbyes/let them know you realize that life goes fast, its hard to make the good things last” completely straight and, coupled with a great arrangement, is actually quite moving. The whole album sounds great and very modern. In fact, it’ sounds more like an electronica record than a rock’n’roll record.

Speaking of which, the Swedish group Koop combines electronica with jazz on Waltz for Koop (Quango). When Koop say “jazz,” they mean the cool jazz of Stan Getz. Vocalist Cecilia Stalin is even very reminiscent of Astrud Gilberto, who sang on Getz’ landmark bossa nova albums, and Mikael Sundin does a great Chet Baker impersonation. The uncredited vocalist on “Relaxin’ at Club F***in'” sounds like Mel Torme. It’s all very laid back with live bass, bongos, and other instruments mixed with sequencers and samplers.

Very similar is the British group Morcheeba, whose new album, Charango (Reprise) for the most part trades hip-hop and Latin influences for cool jazz but is no less mellow and seductive. Lead vocalist Skye is joined variously by rapper Pace Won and Slick Rick (in the role of a murderer on “Women Lose Weight”) and Lambchop’s Kurt Wagner doing a turn as Leonard Cohen on “What New York Couple’s Fight About.”

Beth Orton started out singing for electronica groups Red Snapper and the Chemical Brothers and on her third album, Daybreaker (Astralwerks) she is more a folksy singer-songwriter album than anything else. Hell’s bells, Emmylou Harris and Ryan Adams sing harmony on “God Song,” and Adams appears on various instruments (including “foot tapping”) throughout. It’s all a little introspective and maybe a little mopey but Orton’s got a great, very distinctive voice and these seem like songs that will grow with repeated listenings.

Beth Orton has always reminded me of Linda Thompson who, after 17 years, has released her second solo album, Fashionably Late (Rounder). This album not only features Thompson’s son, Teddy (who released one album on Virgin a couple of years ago), but also Rufus Wainwright (in whose band Teddy tours), Van Dyke Parks, a variety of old and new generation English folk musicians, and her former husband and musical partner Richard Thompson (this is the first time the Thompson’s have played together since their acrimonious split following 1982’s Shoot Out the Lights tour). This is a sublimely beautiful album even if you have no idea of Thompson’s history. Unlike her debut solo album, 1985’s One Clear Moment which tried too hard to sound modern, Fashionably Late remains resolutely traditional – only a handful of songs even feature elcectric guitars or drums. The majority of songs are written by Thompson alone or co-written with Teddy; all are magnificent.

In an effort to earn some extra bucks (while University College is certainly affordable it’s by no means inexpensive!), I’ve been working at the campus bookstore where I’ve been “treated” to hour-after-hour of bland, faceless, modern rock (better, though, than the hellish ’80’s music day). Sadly, Rhett Miller’s The Instigator (Elektra) will fit right in. Sadly, because as part of the Old 97’s Miller wrote and sang some of my very favorite ever songs. In removing every trace of country, alt or otherwise, from The Instigator, Miller has also removed all the fun. Whereas Miller used to seem positively drunk with words he now seems tongue-tied. The best he can come up with is: “I’m going to be lonely for the rest of my life unless you come around, so come around.” Miller used to tell you how lonely he was – “I’m calling time and temperature just for some company” – now he just says he’s lonely and you’re supposed to believe him. It’s hard to begrudge Miller for wanting to sell records and have his music be heard but what he’s done is to remove everything that was interesting and fun from his music leaving only “product” to be sold. Sad.

Much less sad is the band Ours and their 2nd album, Precious (Dreamworks), which falls pretty much into the alternative-modern rock but which actually has some spark of life to it. The first thing that grabs you about Ours (well, apart from the awful name, maybe) is the wailing, Jeff Buckley-esque vocals of Jimmy Gnecco. The second thing is that the songs are as catchy as all hell. Ours covers the Velvet Underground’s “Femme Fatale,” and makes a good job of it, too.

I was so appalled by Rhett Miller’s album that I neglected to mention that it was produced by Jon Brion (Aimee Mann, Fionna Apple) who also produced Brad Mehldau’s Largo (Warner Bros).

Mehldau’s last several releases have been solo piano efforts but Largo features him in settings including not only bass and drums but also reeds, brass, and electronics. Some arrangements are more successful than others but mainly the piano doesn’t seem to mess with the other instruments. Mainly it’s just too loud in the mix; acoustic piano isn’t really that loud of an instrument and to hear it so clearly above, at one point, two drum kits is just unnatural. Worth listening to especially for Mehldau’s cover of Radiohead’s “Paranoid Android.” He also covers the Beatles’ “Dear Prudence,” and “Mother Nature’s Son,” in a medly with Antonio Carlos Jobim’s “Wave,” proving the point that jazz musicians should just leave the Beatles alone.

Fortunately, Jeff Watts (long-time Branford Marsalis drummer) doesn’t cover the Beatles on Bar Talk (Columbia) but he does veer uncomfortably close to smooth jazz territory at times. It’s not a horrible record by any means but it was clearly made to get played on the radio and that means smoothing off the rough edges. Even “Side B,” which features Branford Marsalis on “country horn” and Hiram Bullock on “stank guitar,” could squeeze in besides the Rippingtons and the Yellowjackets, though they might have to hold their noses even at it’s slight funk.

Wow, I’m already way over space and still have more records to get to. Next time, then. I do have to mention that Oasis have a truly incendiary cover of the Who’s “My Generation” out as a b-side to their “Little By Little” (Epic) single.

And Congratulations to Aaron Wolfson for knowing that Vida Blue was a pitcher for the Oakland A’s in the 1970s! You will be receiving your copy of the limited edition Vida Blue EP shortly.

Tony Renner is music director at KDHX FM 88.1 and is attending University College to (finally) finish a degree in Communications and Journalism.

Comical Dependence

Friday, August 30th, 2002 | Matt McCluskey

If you are like me, then your arm is pretty sore from the multiple allergy medicine injections you receive every week. Additionally, you are getting pissed off at the new lexical additions of your friends who came back from studying abroad in Australia. It’s all “G’day” this and “Koala” that, all day frickin’ long. But the worst of it is “No worries.”
You could do basically anything to them and the response will always be: “No worries, mate! Your wolverine just likes to bite testicles, they’ll heal right quick. Crikey!” What? We all have worries. That’s why we go to college. Learning Anglo-Saxon accentual-syllabic poetry and dissecting cats takes our minds off of the problems of the world. But somehow the matching architecture of WashU does not guarantee a Supermanian fortress of solitude. Here’s your 2002-2003 guide to academic anxieties:

* Don’t worry about that weird hairy guy who kept talking to you during orientation, taking a little too much interest in your life, and constantly offering help. Your dad will go home soon.

* Don’t worry about that heavy breathing on the other end of the line at 3 in the morning. Just hang up on me.

* Do worry about your roommate’s amateur pornography career. Especially his current project “I Do My Roommate II.”

* Don’t even start worrying about the original “I Do My Roommate.” You blacked out right before shooting started.

* Don’t worry about the cell phone you lost. It was an honest mistake, you were uncontrollably drunk at the time.

* Don’t worry about your sleep deprivation. Soon you’ll be able to carry spare change in those bags under your eyes.

* Do worry about the way your roommate lightly strokes your hair while you sleep. Tell her to stop playing with your wig immediately.

* Don’t worry about your increasing waistline. I mean, come on now, you wear mostly sweatpants anyway.

* Do worry about what you will wear to the big party on Saturday. The amount of attention you receive from the opposite sex is directly proportional to the amount of back hair you conceal.

* Don’t worry about cleaning your room for parent’s weekend. With any luck the empty liquor bottles, dirty carpet and inexplicable stains will give your mom and dad fond remembrances of the frat house basement you were conceived in.

* Don’t worry about the holes you “accidentally” put in the wall of your dorm. The RA will sympathize with you and your girlfriend’s need to role-play every aspect of the Battle of Midway.

And finally.

* Don’t worry about the difficult classes, large workload and competitive intellectual environment typical of a top-tier university. You’re in the business school.

Chainsaw Calligraphy

Friday, August 30th, 2002 | Marisa Wegrzyn

Yes, my jungle friends, welcome back to Washington University. Or, to you freshmen, welcome to your first week of college. Consider this issue a quiet break from explaining your college application process to your new dorm friends: “Columbia, Brown, Emory, and I applied Early Decision to your pants and I got in.”

Cadenza is occasionally rude, sometimes crude, but is always a good substitute for an umbrella should you get caught in a downpour. It’s also a great entertainment guide for campus and the St. Louis area. Be sure to read all the reviews, too. Last year I reviewed a movie where I left the Esquire wanting to pepper-spray my own face; I never thought it possible to dislike a movie to the point of practicing self-self-defense. Thank you, Jeepers Creepers, for proving me wrong.

I return to St. Louis after three months in West Virginia where I lived in a filthy mountain home and killed twenty different species of insects with a single pair of slippers. I also had to mop centipede-smear from the cover of a paperback novel when it became a Pulitzer Prize-winning blunt object. But enough about my infested summer. On to the stale-news desk: This past July, WashU alumnus Steve Fossett finally made his solo trip around this mad, mad, mad, mad world in his hot air balloon. He is an inspiration to those of us with misunderstood yet ambitious goals, like my freshman year goal of trying to eat my weight in Center Court chocolate pudding. Steve Fossett is a pioneer, an explorer, WashU’s own Captain Cook without the embarrassing “getting killed by angry Hawaiian natives” incident. Congrats Steve.

Congratulations, also, to WashU for landing on Kaplan’s “Hot and Trendy” college list. We’re hot for many reasons: St Louis in August, ambitious heating systems in certain buildings, and oh yeah, we’re a sexy student body. But we’re trendy for only one reason: Nibbles the Thinker Rabbit. Also, Kaplan voted WashU a “Best Value” school; one minute after that vote was tallied, the editors at Kaplan spilled their bong water all over the carpet.

A quick spin around campus will prove that this university truly is committed to digging giant holes in the ground. One day, we will dig more holes in the ground than Harvard and finally beat them at something. In some circles, this hole-digging activity is called “construction.” Construction’s a real drag, but trust me, after you take an aerial spin around campus in your flying car, your grandchildren are going to love how this place will look when it’s ultimately complete.

Olin Library renovations are coming along, although I wish all of you studious kids luck in finding an open restroom. For me, studying at the library is like the world’s most potent diuretic; my bladder is wired to the part of my brain that doesn’t want to study. I simply open a textbook and feel the urge to take numerous bathroom breaks; and as long as I’m up, I’ll check my e-mail, then read a magazine, then check my e-mail, then count the days in my planner until irrelevant holidays like Optometrist Appreciation Day, then I’ll even check my e-mail. I’d summarize it like this, in bumper sticker form: I got a C ’cause I took a P.

It’s nice to be back. It feels good to dodge frisbees in the Quad and say howdy to friends as I cut through Mallinckrodt; it’s great to hear the usual shtick of a campus tour and that if I had a few million dollars I could name the Psychology Building after myself. I missed squirrels jumping out of trashcans by the B-School, squirrels falling out of trees on Oak Walk, and squirrels accosting me to the point that I actually consider using a blue light emergency telephone.

If I’ve learned anything this summer, it’s that Steve Fossett’s record-breaking achievement is proof that one can accomplish anything with a Washington University diploma and a few million dollars. Now, when I make my fortune, there’s no way I’m taking a solo trip around the world in a balloon. But I will use my millions to name the Psychology Building. We will soon be the only school in the world with a Monkeybutt Hall.

Eat that, Harvard.

Movie Reviews

Friday, August 30th, 2002 | Daphne Drohobyczer

Signs

Directed by: M. Night Shyamalan
Starring: Mel Gibson, Joaquin Phoenix
Playing At: The Galleria

by Matt McCluskey

Signs is an excellent film. One of the best of the year. Chock full of suspense. These are snippets you will read or see in advertisements. You should believe these snippets. Signs is a great film and definitely worth your time. It looks at our fears of extraterrestrial life and the end of the world and how those fears intersect with faith and family in an interesting way.
But where the critics, myself included, begin to mumble is when we write about the questionable ending of the film. Many films have problematic endings; but then again, many films have problematic beginnings and middles, too. From start to almost-finish, Signs is a solid, unique motion picture that ignores modern conceptions of how to make a science fiction film and tells one family’s story of paranoia, confrontation, and rebirth.
Mel Gibson stars as Graham Hess, a farmer and former minister who lives with his ex-baseball prospect younger brother Merrill (Joaquin Phoenix) and his two children, Morgan (Rory Culkin) and Bo (Abigail Breslin). Graham’s wife Colleen died in a car accident a while back and the catastrophe was a test Graham’s faith could not pass. The audience does not learn all of this in some kind of prelude to the plot proper but as the narrative briskly moves along. Almost immediately, Graham discovers a large circle of flattened corn in his field. He consults his seemingly only friend in town, Officer Caroline Paski (Cherry Jones), but she is of little help. The people of the town provide few answers and actually present an almost hostile front to the ex-minister and his brother.
So the family has to fend for itself. For the rest of the film only a small handful of characters outside of the Hess clan are on screen. Through this and other filmic means, Shyamalan creates a world of isolation and detachment from society in every way possible.
In Independence Day, for example, the entire country bands together to repel the invading force. Shyamalan is content with showing one rural family’s struggle. This is now the average family would deal with the crisis of existence inherent in an invasion by a group of beings they know nothing about. The paranoia, the questions, the emotional swings, and even the humorous moments are all realistic. The purposeful lack of special effects allows the authenticity of the situation to be noticeable.
It is only the ending that leaves a sour taste in the (re)viewer’s mouth. I would never tell the ending to a film, especially to a film predicated on suspenseful momentum building to a climax, but my two cents is that the climax and brief denouement are rushed and do very little justice to the preceding one hundred minutes. To a film that shirks much of what the public would expect, the ending is a bit too Hollywoodish.
Signs should be nominated for, at bare minimum, a Best Original Screenplay Oscar. Each member of the Hess family grows in his or her own way and all that is untied early in the film gets tied back together in a different way. The performances are outstanding, especially those of the children who find the perfect balance between wide-eyed innocence and wide-eyed fear.
Rather symbolically, this review also has a poor ending, for I will now give you a piece of advice that only cheesy graduation speakers feel worthy to dole out. The value of Signs lies not in the destination, but the journey itself.

Blue Crush

Directed by: John Stockwell
Starring: Kate Bosworth, Michelle Rodriguez, Matthew Davis
Playing At: The Esquire

by Matt McCluskey

As expected, the opening shots of Blue Crush depict early morning waves breaking on the beaches of Oahu. The camera looks directly into the sun and the image fills with a rainbow of digitized flares as the waves crest and crash.
The spectacle of surfing is not a new thing for Hollywood, and rather than merely replicate this iconography, Blue Crush modernizes it, putting women in the place of the typically male protagonists, and making the experience of the big water more tactile than ever. The viewer feels both the crash of the wave and the heat of the sun, making this a perfect end-of-the-summer, no-beaches-in-Missouri movie.
Blue Crush closely follows the formula of the ‘sports’ movie, albeit with one significant difference which I will come to in a moment. Anne Marie (the unvoluptuous but gosh-darn pretty Kate Bosworth) lives the low-level surfing dream. She shares a rundown house on Oahu with her best friends: fun-loving, two-dimensional Leda (Sanoe Lake), maternal, focused Eden (Michelle Rodriguez), and her rebellious sister Penny (Mika Boorem). Anne Marie and Penny’s mother has fled to Las Vegas with her new beau, leaving Anne Marie in an obvious dilemma as Penny’s surfing buddy, sister, and surrogate parent.
Anne Marie has great surfing talent, as evidenced by her strong finish at the Junior Surfing Nationals, and everyone knows it-except her. The memory of a near-drowning incident at the “pipe”-Oahu’s best site for the big wave-haunts her and prevents her from achieving her potential. Usually this is where the villain would enter, probably a rival surfer of some sort who actually contributed to Anne Marie’s near-drowning or a greedy developer looking to tear down the beach unless the surfer raises enough money to purchase the land.
Refreshingly, the conflicts of Blue Crush reside wholly within Anne Marie. Her focus on the big surfing competition succumbs to a multitude of distractions: frequent painful flashbacks to cracking her dome on a reef, a juvenile delinquent sister, the need to make money, and of course, a new-found romance with an NFL quarterback, Matt (Matthew Davis), who presents an ephemeral life of plenty away from the difficult world of thrashing pipelines of 25 foot breakers.
Any of you who attend Blue Crush with the hope of using the film as an allegorical vehicle to resolve your emotional problems, well, you will be disappointed. Most of the aforementioned threads are still untied as the final shots of the crashing surf cut in. However, this lack of fulfillment makes the ending much less saccharine than it definitely could have been, and paradoxically the aftertaste of Blue Crush is sweeter.
The director and co-writer John Stockwell does his best to add realism to the backhandedly charmed life the girls lead. Most of the camera shots are handheld and show the girls doing the things you’d expect a bunch of twenty year old girls to do. Credit should go out to the underwater cameramen and the sound editors who give an IMAX-like feel to the surfing sequences with shots inside, under, and through the waves and three-digit decibel roaring surf.
What makes this movie palatable for more than just sun-stroked sixteen year-old girls are the breathtaking visuals and only slightly idealized storyline. Sorry guys, this is not “Surfer Girls Gone Wild!” Instead, it is a beautiful-looking, rough portrait of the trials and dreams of a quasi-Bohemian surfer girl.

Serving Sara

Directed by: Reginald Hudlin
Starring: Matthew Perry,
Elizabeth Hurley
Playing At: The Galleria

by Matt McCluskey

The title of Serving Sara has an
interesting double meaning. On one level, process server Joe Tyler is (almost) serving Sara Moore with divorce papers from her husband. But on a deeper level, Joe is acting on the whims of Sara after she buys his loyalty by guaranteeing him a cut of the money she makes when she gets her share of the divorce settlement. In effect, he becomes her servant, driving her around as they get into misadventure after misadventure, protecting her but in effect protecting his paycheck. Ok, that’s about as deep as it gets. I’m a film student who likes bad movies. I just had to throw in some kind of pretentious analysis so I could sleep tonight.
Serving Sara is just what the commercials make it out to be. Matthew Perry plays a smart-ass, irreverent former lawyer who left his life of plenty after some kind of ideological crisis to become a process server – someone who delivers summonses and official documents to people who do not like to be found. His latest job is to deliver divorce papers to a woman named Sara Moore (Elizabeth Hurley).
Gordon Moore (Bruce Campbell), a rich industrialist cattle baron, is the man who initiated the divorce. He is two-timing Sara and hopes to get the divorce settled and his company sold to a group of Japanese developers so he can get back the simple life with his other woman.
So Joe enlists in Sara’s plan to get back at Gordon and the movie shifts into cruise control. Unavoidable humorous situations and embarrassing predicaments abound in the world of process serving and cattle ranching. Sadly, these humorous circumstances are staler than the saltine crackers I just found in my basement. Eventually the film forces the audience to laugh, but there is no comedic pay-off, no moment of silliness so great that the viewer has to wipe away a few tears or restrain convulsions.
Much of this movie was filmed before Matthew Perry went into rehab, so he looks terrible. I understand this is superficial, but in a film this shallow the product placement tends to be better developed than the characters. Perry, despite looking like he’s been on a 25-year bender, does pull off his trademark ‘sarcastic but lovable’ persona with ease. This part seems to have been tailor-made for him, and he does his darndest to keep continuity between his small- and large-screen roles.
Showing some limited comedic chops is Vincent Pastore (Big Pussy on The Sopranos), a rival server competing with Perry’s character. Local comic hero Cedric the Entertainer looks very bored in his featured role as Perry’s boss. His tendencies toward office knick-knacks, feng shui, and racial slurs add some good laughs, but anyone could have read those lines.
If you are a huge fan of TV’s Friends, specifically the character of Chandler Bing, then you will eat this movie up with even the dirtiest of forks. The joke set-ups and punch lines are very similar and Perry’s smirks have never been
better scripted.

Upcoming Releases

Friday, August 30th, 2002 | Daphne Drohobyczer

Upcoming Releases

One Hour Photo
Starring: Robin Williams, Michael Vartan
Directed by: Mark Romanek

A One Hour Photo clerk (Williams) grows maniacally obsessed with the supposedly idyllic life led by the Yorkin family and attempts to do more than just correct the red-eye on their 8×10 enlargements.

fear dot com
Starring: Stephen Dorff, Udo Kier
Directed by: William Malone

A series of deaths arouse the suspicion of a police detective (Dorff) who suspects it may all have to do with the victims’ shared visits to a web site called Feardotcom, run by a “black widow” woman who may be playing a deadly game. (Yahoo! Movies)

Swimfan
Starring: Erika Christensen, Jesse Bradford
Directed by: John Polson

Teenage thriller about a championship swimmer (Bradford) and the new girl (Christensen) in town who falls obsessively in love with him and will do everything necessary to make him hers. Kind of like Fatal Attraction for the acne and pubes crowd.

City by the Sea
Starring: Robert De Niro, James Franco
Directed by: Michael Caton-Jones (The Jackal)

De Niro plays an NYC detective whose son (Franco) is the prime suspect in the case he is investigating. As De Niro struggles to protect his son, media attention and a checkered familial past exert undue pressure upon him.

Movie Showtimes

Friday, August 30th, 2002 | Daphne Drohobyczer

Showtimes

The Esquire
6706 Clayton Road, Richmond Heights, MO 63117 (314)542-4AMC

Austin Powers in Goldmember – 2:00 PM, (5:40), 7:45, 9:55
Blue Crush – 2:20 PM, (5:30), 7:50, 10:10
Martin Lawrence Live: Runteldat – 2:30 PM, (5:15), 7:40, 10:05
Signs – 2:10 PM, (4:50), 7:20, 9:45
Spy Kids 2: The Island of Lost Dreams – 1:40 PM, (5:00), 7:15, 9:30
Undercover Brother – (1:20 PM), (3:30), (5:35), 7:40, 9:45
Undisputed – 1:50 PM, (5:25), 7:35, 9:40
XXX – 1:30 PM, (4:40), 7:30, 10:15

The Chase Park Plaza
212 North Kingshighway Boulevard, St. Louis, MO 63108 (314)367-0101

Blue Crush – (12:15 PM), (2:30), 4:45, 7:30, 9:40
Good Girl, The – (12:00 PM), (2:00), 4:05, 6:00, 8:00, 10:00
My Big Fat Greek Wedding – (11:45 AM), (1:50), 4:00, 6:05, 8:10, 10:10
Signs – (12:05 PM), (2:35), 5:15, 7:45, 10:20
XXX – (11:40 AM), (2:10), 4:40, 7:20, 10:00

The Tivoli
6350 Delmar, St. Louis, MO 63130 (314)862-1100

Full Frontal – (4:45 PM), 7:10
My Wife is an Actress – (5:00 PM), 7:15
Sex and Lucia – (4:15 PM), 9:45
Sunshine State – 7:00 PM
Tadpole – 9:30 PM

The Hi Pointe
1001 McCausland Avenue, St Louis, MO 63117 (314)781-0800

Me Without You – 7:15 PM, 9:30

Galleria 6 Cinemas
1-170 and Highway 40, St. Louis, MO 63117
(314)725-0808

The Adventures of Pluto Nash – 11:20 AM, 3:40 Austin Powers in Goldmember – 1:25 PM, 5:30, 7:30, 9:40
Blue Crush – 11:40 AM, 1:55, 4:40, 7:15, 9:45 Serving Sara – 11:45 AM, 2:15, 4:45, 7:05, 9:25
Signs – 11:30 AM, 2:00, 4:30, 7:10, 9:50
Spy Kids 2: The Island of Lost Dreams – 11:10 AM, 1:15, 3:15, 5:15, 7:20, 9:30
XXX – 12:00 PM, 2:30, 5:00, 7:25, 10:00