Archive for February, 2007

Letter to the Editor

Wednesday, February 28th, 2007 | Nathan Everly

Dear Editor:

As they usually do, the co-ed a cappella group Mosaic Whispers has put up some very well-designed posters promoting their upcoming concert. This set of posters feature members striking various poses, with a slogan “Super …” and appropriate adjectives attached to each poster. One of these posters, however, is highly offensive, and I feel compelled to speak out against it.

One of the posters features a male group member fawning over some clothing, striking a flamboyant pose, and bears the slogan “Super Fabulous.” Clearly, the implication is that he’s gay. The actual sexuality of the member or the member who designed the posters is irrelevant here. The poster serves to reinforce harmful stereotypes of gay men.

When the popular conception of gay men is that they are vapid, fashion-obsessed, self-absorbed dilettantes, it is very difficult for gay men to be accepted as competent professionals in the academic, corporate or public realm. It lends support to the gut bigotry that some feel when considering a gay applicant for a demanding position. The perception that gay men are not capable of serious thought and productivity is not only demeaning, but hurts gay men trying to live as individuals in our society.

Would we accept a flyer with a white student in black-face, settling down to a bucket of fried chicken, that read “Super Ghetto?” No! While I will readily admit that the Mosaic Whispers poster is not as extreme as this example, it is unacceptable for the same reasons.

-Nick Beary
Class of 2007

How ‘Conservapedia’ and ‘America Weakly’ pulled a Stephen Colbert

Wednesday, February 28th, 2007 | Nathan Everly

By now every member of this campus has seen Stephen Colbert, or at least has heard of him. He is the host of the Colbert Report, a show on Comedy Central that spoofs conservative pundit hosts like Bill O’Reilly. In particular, he spoofs them by imitating them, and he does it quite well. But occasionally something happens that honestly gives him a run for his money. Two Web sites in particular have been doing their best impression of Colbert. The only problem is that unlike Colbert, these Web sites are quite conservative.

First up is Conservapedia (www.conservapedia.com), a wiki software application that serves as “an online resource and meeting place” that “favor[s] Christianity and America.” Conservapedia bills itself as “a much-needed alternative to Wikipedia, which is increasingly anti-Christian and anti-American.” Supplementing this mission statement is a list of biases held by Wikipedia. Among this list of infractions, we discover that “on Wikipedia, many of the dates are provided in the anti-Christian ‘C.E.’ instead of ‘A.D.'”

You might think that this is a small Web site, and you would be wrong. It was founded by Andrew Schlafly, the son of famous conservative activist Phyllis Schlafly. It is a fairly new Web site but it has already scraped together over 3,800 articles. On the main page you will find that Conservapedia has drawn in over 545,000 Web page visits. And just like Wikipedia, anyone can edit the articles. But some of them are honestly quite disturbing. An entry on “Anything Goes,” a 1934 musical written by Cole Porter, mentions that “because Porter was a homosexual, we can conclude that ‘anything goes’ was also his philosophy of life. Many atheists have adopted the song as a description of their ‘moral’ code.” It only gets worse from there. The entry on the Holocaust mentions that “besides 6 million Jews dying, 3 million Christians were killed also along with many priests and nuns. This is a very touchy subject for the Jews and is not often discussed amongst them.”

What is truly bizarre about Conservapedia, however, is that it now also contains a massive number of parody entries mocking the heavily Christian slant of the Web site. The entry on gravity says that considerable disagreement over the theory “suggests that, like evolution, the theory will eventually be replaced with a model which acknowledges God as the source of all things.” And an entry on the cactus argues that environmentalists are worried about the extinction of several species of cacti because, “in addition to flauting [sic] the Word of God, [they] are merely concerned about the effects that declining cactus populations will have on their supply of mescaline.” It bears noting that mescaline is a hallucinogen found in peyote cacti, so this is little more than a jab at hippie environmentalists. Writer Andrew Sullivan commented on Conservapedia that “maybe the whole thing is a spoof.” Most of the entries look a little too serious for this to be the case, but I hope he is right.

Next is America Weakly (www.americaweakly.com), an online conservative-slanted satirical newspaper that is actually a relic from last year’s midterm elections. It is a paid political advertisement that has been running without updates since last September, and I honestly don’t know why someone over at the Republican National Committee hasn’t bothered to shut it down by now. The premise of America Weakly is to forecast the future of the country after it has ushered in a Democrat-controlled Congress.

The Web site itself is divided into sections: News, Opinion, Games and Online Exclusives. As you might guess, each section is essentially a platform for election talking points. News contains headlines like “Promise Kept! Tax Cut Repeal Passes House.” It also has a Washington, D.C. traffic cam which warns of severely congested highways due to an “influx of new federal workers.” Opinion has a “Letters to the Editor” section where we find supportive letters from the likes of Barbara Streisand and the Hampshire College Faculty Association asking, “What about disbanding the Department of Homeland Security and the CIA once and for all?” Games has a “Weakly Jumble” where we find out that a five-letter word for “‘Bye’ to John Kerry” is Adieu (okay, I chuckled at this one). And America Weakly even has a horoscope (memo to Libras: Democratic congressional impeachment hearings will regularly interrupt your favorite television show). Politics is politics, but the premise of America Weakly only works if it’s funny. And most people who read it (pre-midterm elections of course) probably laughed for all the wrong reasons.

Writer Andrew Sullivan recently suggested that “Stephen Colbert needs to book the creators [of Conservapedia] pronto.” But why? Conservapedia and America Weakly both look as if Stephen Colbert created them himself. And that isn’t a compliment. The whole point of the Colbert Report is to make fun of conservative political pundits by dramatically imitating their worst qualities. It’s funny, but everyone knows that Colbert is putting on an act. These Web sites aren’t acts. They are deliberate attempts at conveying a conservative message, and they backfire badly. That’s a shame because this country could perhaps stand to incorporate some conservative ideas. It just won’t happen with platforms like America Weakly and Conservapedia.

Nathan is a junior in Arts & Sciences and a Forum editor. He can be reached via e-mail at [email protected].

Make the Freshman Reading Program more personal

Wednesday, February 28th, 2007 | Staff Editorial

The Freshman Reading Program is a unique program that is meant to “introduce students to the spirit of inquiry and debate that is integral to the Washington University academic community” and “provide a common intellectual experience for incoming students, as well as participating members of the faculty and staff,” according to the University’s Freshman Reading Program Web site (http://frp.wustl.edu). Unfortunately, while the program sets up events that freshman attend where they do interact with faculty, the number of people who actually do the reading and are interested enough to meaningfully participate is low, and the common academic experience would be more accurately described as a common griping experience.

The Freshman Reading Program is run by a steering committee made up of deans and professors, which selects a book based on the inputs of the committee and also seeks the opinions of student groups. In the past, the book has also been meant to correspond with campus events: in 2003, in accordance with the University’s150th anniversary, the Freshman Reading Program’s theme dealt with historical works related to the meaning of education, and included literature by Wash. U. figures such as William Greenleaf Eliot. In 2004, freshmen read the Declaration of Independence in order to get ready for the presidential debates. 2005 anticipated the campus visit of Richard Rodriguez, and this year’s Freshman Reading Program’s theme, “A Higher Sense of Purpose,” was also the theme for the renaming of the Danforth Campus.

While picking a book related to an overall broad campus theme seems like a good idea, students seem largely uninterested in the program and are often bored by the reading. Something like the renaming of the Danforth Campus may mean a lot to the people associated with the University, but it isn’t really something that incoming freshmen appreciate in the same way. And while the school offers events that go along with the Freshman Reading Program, like assemblies and speakers, the appeal of these events is limited because they don’t necessarily do a good job of engaging students with the material in any sort of personal way. The result is that students don’t end up getting the experiences the Freshman Reading Program is supposed to provide.

Though the goals and idea of a Freshman Reading Program are good, the program currently does not live up to its potential. If the University can get freshmen to discuss some sort of literary work of importance, it will provide a special academic experience that will help them become accustomed to the University., provide interaction with the University faculty and give freshmen a unique way of getting to know each other.

A better way to encourage this result might be to specialize the program. Instead of having the entire freshman class read the same book, the experience might be better personalized if each Residential College chose its own book, which could potentially be linked with the theme of the Residential College or another campus event. This would redirect some of the goals of the program by changing it from a campus experience to a localized experience, which would make the program more personalized. As opposed to an academic steering committee, which could still be involved in the process, the RAs with a certain Residential College would be responsible for choosing the reading, and with the help of the steering committee, plan events unique to the Residential College to go along with the topic (which should still include some events that involve interaction with faculty). This approach localizes the freshman reading experience, allowing different Residential Colleges to plan events and discussions more relevant and unique to their residents. Additionally, giving RAs, who work closely with freshmen, the final choice over what is read will better ensure that the reading is something interesting to incoming freshmen, and if the RAs are excited about the program and reading, it is more likely that freshmen will be enthusiastic and gain an experience that actually means something.

Making this change should go a long way toward making the Freshman Reading Program a unique event that most students consider a common academic bonding experience, as opposed to the first of many common academic complaining sessions.

Editorial Cartoon

Wednesday, February 28th, 2007 | Rachel Tepper & Karl Improv
Rachel Tepper & Karl Improv

Anberlin: ‘Cities’

Wednesday, February 28th, 2007 | David Kaminsky

Anberlin
Cities

Rating: 3.5/5
Tracks to download: “Adelaide,” “Dismantle Repair,” “Hello Alone,” “Godspeed”
For fans of: Mae, The Juliana Theory, Christian emo

Over the past couple of years, Anberlin has gathered itself a strong following thanks to the success of its singles “Paperthin Hymn” and “Feelgood Drag” and opening spots on tours with everyone from Fall Out Boy and My Chemical Romance to Yellowcard and Hawthorne Heights. Its latest effort, “Cities,” takes the poppy intensity that has made Anberlin successful in its aforementioned singles and builds upon it in ways that bring mixed success.

Building upon the pop-infused energy that made its previous singles hits, the new single “Godspeed” truly shows off where Anberlin excels. The opening guitar riff hooks you right from the start, and the anthemic quality of vocalist Stephen Christian singing, “Burning down neverland (scatter the ashes) / White lines black tar the matches / Is this another death by misadventure / Tell me what you got, what you really got (hey hey!)” propels the song forward into what is by far the most single-ready song on the album.

A fast, intense synth line drives “There is No Mathematics to Love” which also features a rocking guitar solo. “Dismantle Repair” shows off Anberlin’s knack for a hooking chorus as Christian hits all the high notes, singing, “Hands, like secrets, are the hardest thing to keep from you / Lines and phrases, like knives, your words can cut me through / Dismantle me down (repair) / You dismantle me.” Finally, “Fin” exhibits an entrancing background guitar riff that Christian sings over. The song builds over its first half erupting with a big drum crash and later, choral vocals.

The album does have its flaws. In “Hello Alone,” Anberlin has crafted a song that feels genuinely cold and desperate. This is especially present in the chorus where Christian sings, “Is anybody out there? / Hello! Alone! / Broken hearts like promises, I left my lesser knowns.” However, it suffers from overindulgence in emo delight as during the breakdown Christian screamingly chants, “Do they care at all?” making the song, which once felt genuine, seem more like a stereotype.

The worst spot on the album is “Alexithymia.” Its background bell parts, silky vocals and cheesy lyrics make it sound like the bastard son of Christmas music and the latest Maroon 5 single. I truly don’t know how this song is supposed to fit on the album thematically. Its lyrics and music are far sappier than those of all other songs on the album.

Other than these two real low spots, “Cities” is a solid album. While some of its songs, such as “Reclusion” and “The Unwinding Cable Car” are obviously not Anberlin’s best work, they keep you entertained in between the more interesting ones.

Anberlin will be performing at the Creepy Crawl on March 4. Doors open at 6.30, Tickets are $15 for 21+ and $17 otherwise.

Sophomore Slump

Wednesday, February 28th, 2007 | ShaSha Lu
Jason Anderson

‘civil disobedience:’ A new spin on Thoreau

Wednesday, February 28th, 2007 | ShaSha Lu

civil disobedience

Rating: 4/5
Directed by: Andrea Urice
Cast: Lauren Dusek, James Anthony, Noga Landau, Justin Joseph
Playing at: A.E. Hotchner Studio Theater March 2-4

In his essay, “Civil Disobedience,” Henry David Thoreau wrote that “any man more right than his neighbors constitutes a majority of one already.” The essay was partially inspired by Thoreau’s disgust with slavery and the Mexican-American war. It was a call to the American people to think for themselves and to recognize that the government did not define righteousness but was rather a system prone to fault and one which its subjects must constantly question. Carter Lewis’ new play by the same name illustrates the relevance of this idea within the scope of the 21st century in a country in the middle of a privatized war.

In 2003, Marlee drives her reluctant father, Fred, to California for retirement after his resignation from the Massachusetts Supreme Court following the death of his wife. Father and daughter could not be any more different. From the back room of her bookstore, Marlee leads a misfit social activist group whose operations were enough to land her in jail for 40 days. On the other hand, Fred is a hard-core conservative who would rather anything than live in liberal California with his gay son. On their journey west, they meet a wide spectrum of characters, from an opera-singing World Trade Center grief counselor whose brother fights in Iraq, to a man whose fall off the corporate ladder has landed him in an economic and mental rut. Also playing a large role is Marlee’s deceased mother, whose mysterious past increases the tension between Marlee and her father and adds more twists in the road.

From the people they encounter to their personal revelations, Marlee and Fred discover what civil disobedience truly means. The play makes numerous connections between Iraq and Vietnam and succeeds in tactfully bashing Reaganomics and radical conservatism. For good or bad, it clearly caters to the liberal college body. To some, this may feel like a topic tried and true and altogether trite: to take a stand against the government when its actions violate your own moral standard. In fact, while the play makes a call to social activism – to make as much noise as possible in the face of injustice or corruption – it never addresses the issue of who will be there to listen or whether anything becomes of the hollering and foot stomping.

However, “civil disobedience” is unique, with enough quirky characters and plot twists to stay fresh and entertaining. In fact, the acting is reason enough to watch. Each role is rendered with credibility and nuance, and it is an experience to watch Justin Joseph play a druggie, a lovable gay prep and a federal worker within the span of two hours.

The gravity of the play’s subject is diminished by a nearly constant stream of comedy, whether they are hilarious one-liners or eccentric characters. So don’t be put off by the title (as many people I know were), because it is a solid, clever play and truly very funny – a worthwhile way to spend a night.

The Visitors: ‘The Visitors’

Wednesday, February 28th, 2007 | Rebecca Katz

The Visitors
The Visitors

Rating: 1.5/5
Tracks to download: None
For fans of: power-punk, The F-Ups

One of the bonuses of the constant flow of new music into the industry is that those of us who identify best with the old have constant fodder for critique and disdain in the new wannabes. The Visitors’ self-titled debut album is a prime example of one such collection – a 12-song wail-fest in which whiny guitar, steady drum beats and worthless lyrics are combined to create a unique genre: crap.

I will commend this New York trio, however, on their lack of identification with a genre. While a faster paced tempo (like in “Stop What You’re Doin'”) mingles with repetitive guitar segments, giving the album a punk feel, other tracks scream classic rock ‘n’ roll with a Hendrix-esque grainy finish and distorted guitar sound. The tracks vary from rock to slower blues, with punk dominating the clatter, but The Visitors do a decent job of varying genres.

Perhaps the most distracting aspect of the album was the lack of decent lyrics. Most songs included a grand total of 10 words, three to four of which were the song title, repeated over and over again. Occasionally the band switched it up and added gritty guitar riffs in between the repetitions, but for the most part, I basically knew all of the lyrics by reading the track list. The song “I Walked With a Zombie” (which is actually originally a Roky Erickson song) features such lyrics as “I walked with a zombie / I walked with a zombie / I walked with a zombie last night.” The Visitors repeat that stanza twice to make up the whole song. At least the trio made it easier for us to tell when the track had changed.

I am personally thankful that The Visitors made an attempt to create something new and fresh, but tasteless guitar clanging mixed with whiny mantras just is not my thing. Hopefully this band will be a part of the cycle of music that is “visiting” the scene and just as quickly flowing on out.

The Good And Bad Of Obsession

Wednesday, February 28th, 2007 | Daniel P. Hauesser

The Number 23

Rating: 2.5/5
Director: Joel Schumacher
Starring: Jim Carrey, Virginia Madsen, Danny Huston, Mark Pellegrino
Now playing: Esquire 7, Chase Park Plaza

The Astronaut Farmer

Rating: 3/5
Director: Michael Polish
Starring: Billy Bob Thornton, Virginia Madsen, Bruce Dern, Tim Blake Nelson
Now playing: Creve Coeur 12

“The Astronaut Farmer” by the Polish Brothers and “The Number 23” by Joel Schumacher opened this past weekend. Each film features Virginia Madsen (“Candyman” and “Sideways”) as the archetypal supportive wife of an obsessed man. While both films are about an obsessed man, the root of that obsession varies from virtuous to destructive.

In “The Astronaut Farmer,” Madsen plays Audie Farmer, whose husband Charles (Billy Bob Thornton) is obsessed with building a rocket in his barn and blasting into space. Nobody takes Farmer seriously, despite the fact that he is a former astronaut with advanced engineering degrees. With the launch date imminent, Charles purchases the necessary explosives, and the government suddenly sees the amateur astronaut as a threat.

This film contains some potentially debilitating qualities from the start. Number one, the plot may seem far-fetched, compounded by surreal posters depicting Thornton atop a horse in full astronaut gear. Two, it is hard to imagine the Billy Bob of Bad Santa as a sober and thoughtful family man. Three, the Polish Brothers’ past work isn’t well-known.

Despite appearances, the film is not ridiculous and Thornton gives a very believable performance. The Polish Brothers (“Twin Falls Idaho” and “Northfork”) continue to establish their strengths in cinematography and portrayals of the culture of Middle America, even if in a surreal or absurd fashion.

Indeed, “The Astronaut Farmer” is a Mid-American family film – not only in terms of its audience, but also its characters, who all depict the “family values” often discussed during election time. Despite arguments and tense moments, the Farmer family is a functional, cohesive unit that talks about important issues together at the dinner table and follows through on their responsibilities. They genuinely care for one another.

That is not to say the film is politically conservative. It uses the story as a platform to speak out on post-9/11 regulations, the tendency to mandate safety and discourage personal risk and the treatment of illegal immigrants.

Above all, the film is about pursuing dreams and supporting people who seem to have crazy ideas. The film is inspiring and a valid indictment of government-funded space exploration. As a reader of science fiction magazines Analog and Asimov’s, I’m not new to these views on the priorities and performance of NASA or the arguments against those who call for stopping manned space flights. But it is nice to see this zeal for science and discovery on screen.

On the downside, there is a quirkiness in the Polish Brothers’ older films that was missing in this one. And most of the comedy falls flat and feels over-forced. Everything is overt, from the name of Thornton’s character to dialogue stating that the government has been very effective in killing people’s dreams.

Finally, aside from Thornton, no other actor has significant time to shine in the film. Bruce Dern has some deplorably brief scenes as Audie Farmer’s father. Although short, these were some of my favorite moments. Bruce Willis, on the other hand, has some thankfully brief scenes as a military official with NASA.

Virginia Madsen does not have a complex role in “The Astronaut Farmer” or “The Number 23.” As the “supportive wife,” she only serves as a bulwark to prevent her husband from passing too far into insanity. At times her character in either movie even appears to be consciously subservient to her husband in a way not common in today’s American cinema. I expect this is done to shift each film’s focus onto fatherhood, but I can imagine some audiences might have their feathers ruffled by each of her characters.

On a different note, I have a hard time forgiving Joel Schumacher for what he (and the studio) did to Batman, but I know he can turn out some decent pictures. “The Number 23” concerns Walter Sparrow (Jim Carrey), who becomes obsessed over a mysterious novel and its numerological premise. Startled to find how closely the events of the novel follow his own life, Walter begins an unhealthy fascination with occurrences of the number 23 and sets out to find the book’s author for answers to breaking the number’s power.

The numerological plot of this story, like that of “The DaVinci Code,” is an instance of apophenia, or making connections in seemingly random events. In this case, the number 23 – or any various permutations of the number – is said to correlate with significant events.

Once you get past this bit of occult (thanks again, Dan Brown), the film is nothing more than your typical psychological thriller. There are twists and red herrings thrown in for good measure, but ultimately I don’t find the film terribly unique or memorable. No answers are given regarding the basic premise. It is clear that the number 23 does affect certain characters significantly, but for others it does nothing. We’re left to wonder still: why is this number so evil and how does it make certain people go nuts?

The answer is that it’s all a MacGuffin. All that matters here is the journey of Carrey’s character. Similar to “The Astronaut Farmer,” the film stresses the father’s strong family relationship, in this case between Walter and his son (Logan Lerman) and between Walter and his wife, Agatha. It is only this familial love and support that keeps Walter from descending into complete violence and despair. As such, “The Number 23” also firmly promotes the ideal “family values” contained in the Polish Brothers’ work.

I am a big fan of Carrey’s films outside of comedy, but there is still yet to be one that really blows me away (“Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind” came close). However, his performance in this film did make the standard thriller much more enjoyable.

“The Number 23” has a lot of buzz, while most people seem leery of “The Astronaut Farmer.” In reality, the latter is the better film, but both are worth renting one day.

The Ataris: ‘Welcome the Night’

Wednesday, February 28th, 2007 | David Kaminsky

The Ataris
Welcome the Night

Rating: 4/5
Tracks to download: “We All Become Smoke,” “From the Last Call,” “The Ghost of Last December”
For fans of: The Early November, Jamison Parker

“Welcome the Night,” the Ataris’ fifth and supposedly final studio album, has been delayed by Columbia Records since 2005 due to dissatisfaction with the direction of the record. Many rumors have surfaced suggesting that this album was originally intended to be released under another band’s name. However, Columbia convinced them to release it under the Ataris brand. Other rumors have spread reporting that they demanded that lead singer Kris Roe write some songs they felt would be more commercially successful. This supposedly led to the removal of two songs from the original track listing, which were replaced by three new ones. Finally, the album was delayed further as Columbia dropped its rights to the record. Sanctuary Records then picked up the rights to the album, which has now been released with only five of the songs from the original track listing.

With all of this history taken into consideration, the version of “Welcome the Night” that is now in stores everywhere is the Ataris’ best work. Songs on it range from crushingly depressing to up-tempo and uplifting, exploring subject matter such as drug addiction, spirituality and the individual’s lasting mark on the world.

In “The Cheyenne Line,” the Ataris try to emphasize their belief that a life full of substance abuse does not leave any lasting mark on the world. Roe sings, “We threw out all convictions / and traded them for substance / this life you hold so near / will fade in time.” Roe builds on the importance people place on their own lives in order to tear down the idea that it will be important to anyone else if all an individual has stood for is addiction.

One of the most strangely reassuring songs on the album, “From the Last, Last Call,” makes reference to Roe’s PCP overdose in Berlin, Germany. At the end of the track Roe sings softly with shame, “And will you forgive me / when I found out I was stray / on the outskirts of the room / doubled up on angel dust / there crying on my knees.” Suddenly after, the song breaks out into one of the most sing-along spots on the album as Roe belts, “I’m not right, no, I’m not right / I never want to know what I’m capable of,” with conviction that will survive throughout time.

The rest of the album is just as strong as the two songs detailed. “We All Become Smoke” expands on the themes of faith and a person’s place in history and features the nicest falsetto on the record. “The Ghost of December” is slow and powerful, featuring another great sing-along chorus. “Secret Handshakes” details Roe’s embitterment towards his ex-father-in-law and his involvement with the Freemasons, using cello to craft one of the most intense moments on the album.

Overall, “Welcome the Night” is a commanding look at Roe’s feelings of loss, addiction and redemption. Sonically, the album creates a tense but sobering mood to fit its distressed lyrics. While it may have taken four years and countless track listing changes, we can be thankful that “Welcome the Night” has finally seen the light of day.