Archive for October, 2006

You go to Budweiser University?

Friday, October 27th, 2006 | Christian Sherden

From where does our namesake come? Last time I checked, campus is not very close to Washington, Mo. There does not seem to be any connection with Washington, D.C., our capital, or Washington State. If the name has anything to do with a certain president, Mr. George Washington, then one would think we might have a day off from school in his honor. Maybe make it a four-day weekend right after work starts getting really hard after Christmas break, when everyone could really use a vacation. When was his birthday again? It wouldn’t matter if no one else celebrated the day, we would be special because we are named after the glory and moral fortitude of our exemplary president. Because this is not the case, and no such break for Washington University students exists, I have a hard time seeing any connection with anything Washington.

Furthermore, the name holds our school back from true greatness. One sign of a school’s greatness: its sweet school apparel. As it stands now, we have some of the most awkward looking school sweatshirts, t-shirts, jackets, etc. In no way do I blame the designers of said clothes, they have done the best they can with what they have been given. Where does one put the title “Washington University in St. Louis” on an article of clothing?

Across the chest the phrase is too long and the words either become miniscule to the point of illegibility, or they need to be put on two lines making the name into an ironic statement as is popular among contemporary t-shirt designers (e.g. I have a shirt that says “Sugar Daddy” on the front. The irony: I’m broke). I have seen the name written on the sleeve such that it goes from the top of the shoulder to the start of the wrist, a horrific sight indeed.

I have also looked enviously on one word sweatshirts that ring with the pride and power of some of the other top 15 Universities in our nation: Duke, Penn, Stanford, Brown, Yale. These names fit nicely on a shirt, but more importantly each of them presents a distinct picture of the school’s identity. There are many people that own, and wear, Duke and Yale clothes who do not go to Duke or Yale. I think you would be hard pressed to find someone not related to Washington University in St. Louis wearing one of our cluttered shirts. From a marketing standpoint, Duke and Yale have free advertising on the chests of all those wearing the college gear while Washington University in St. Louis drifts into obscurity.

Another sign of greatness for an American university is its name recognition. An experiment: take – 0 people from across the nation and show them the U.S. News report of the top 20 colleges in the nation and ask them what they know about each college/university. I will bet my life savings (careful now-remember, I’m broke) that Wash. U., for the largest percentage of people, is the least recognized school on the list.

How many times have you, my fellow students, had to explain that Washington University in St. Louis is in St. Louis? I cannot count (mostly because I am an English student) the number of times I have been asked what going to school on the West Coast is like, or how I view the fast paced political life going on all around me. How is it possible that all of your natural talents, inherent brightness and hard work is almost entirely unappreciated by the masses of people that do not know where you go to school, whereas if you went to a more reputable yet academically inferior school, like Brown, you would be celebrated as a genius? This, my friends, is an outrage.

Here is what I propose: Budweiser University. It is no secret that there is a deep and long lasting relationship with Wash. U. and the Anheuser-Busch company. We can thank our friends making Budweiser beer for Anheuser-Busch Hall, Busch Laboratory and Busch Hall, three prominent buildings on our campus. The school’s liberal drinking policy clearly says something about Wash. U.’s existing relationship with the Anheuser-Busch company (after all, who is drinking Natty Light other than underage college students?).

The amount of money the school would make from such a sponsorship would allow the school to continue growing in size and excellence. It might even be enough money to stop charging us for printing in the library. The national recognition would make the school the most popular university in the nation and, if the school kept its same selective standards, might firmly root our school in the top ten in the country.

Our school apparel would be professionally designed and memorable, and our school’s name would have a connection to deep-rooted St. Louis heritage. Most importantly, however, we would finally have a household reputation: “You go to Budweiser University? You must be some kind of freakin’ genius! How do you like St. Louis?”

Christian is a junior in Arts & Sciences. He can be reached via e-mail at [email protected].

Saving the world, one degree at a time

Friday, October 27th, 2006 | Yiye Zhang

Sitting in a well-heated classroom today I thought about the $40 million that Wash. U. spends for gas consumption. A great degree of effort has been put into this community in order to use new sources of energy such as Olin Library’s solar panels. Whereas the whole Danforth Campus uses 24,000 kilowatts per hour, the solar panel generates merely one kilowatt per hour. It is more than apparent that the cost of building a solar panel for educational purposes is far greater than its actual benefit, especially when we now understand the extent of a solar panel’s capabilities. Instead of putting more money on novel features, it is time to focus on saving energy and money by using the current system; in other words, we should save money first and spend money on novel designs second. Environmental problems cannot be achieved by only throwing money at them. The most important thing is to change the habits of energy use.

During the summer I did a study to find out how much energy and money we can save by having different temperature set-points on thermostats. Using LabSci 300, Ross & Baruzzini (an engineering firm) estimated for me the effects of lowering the set-points in terms of conserving energy and money. The annual utility cost for LabSci 300 is $37,000 when the set-point is 74 degrees, $34,000 when it is 72 degrees and $30,000 when it is 70 degrees. Normally, the default set-point is 72 or 73 degrees, but it varies according to the professors and students. The energy usage at 74 degrees is 3.3 million kBTU, 2.9 million at 72 degrees and 2.6 million at 70 degrees. From this result, we could hypothesize a 70 degree temperature set-point will save us up to $7000 and .7 million kBTU annually just for LabSci 300 alone.

We should set the temperature set points in all buildings in Danforth Campus 70 degrees Fahrenheit. It was impossible for the facility department to make estimation about how much in total we can save by implementing this idea to the whole campus, but the example of LabSci 300 would convince everyone that lowering temperature set-points is an effective way to conserve energy. Doing so will be simple, practical and promising in changing the root of the habits of energy use. A similar campaign called “Warm Biz” has been carried out nationally in Japan as a way to reach their goal for the Kyoto Protocol, and has been proven effective after two years of implementation.

Some would argue why we have to sit in colder classrooms when we pay an already too expensive tuition-don’t we deserve the most comfortable studying environment? Yet, it is not simply about saving energy and money. This country is rich and water, heating and cooling is taken for granted by most. However, this availability is not the norm for most people in the world. By using so much energy than other countries, especially developing countries, we are forcing those who cannot even afford heating to share the burden of environmental destruction with us. Simple as it is, the thoughts behind it stride over many other important issues.

We would not need any great amount of finding to save energy because just wearing one more layer of clothes would do. We could ask the administrators to spend the money that we saved on something that is beneficial to the students. Decreasing the activity fees or having a better recycling system could be good examples. If successful, this idea could be applied even to the local communities. As Mother Teresa said, “We ourselves feel that what we are doing is just a drop in the ocean. But the ocean would be less because of that missing drop.”

Yiye is a sophomore in Arts & Sciences. She can be reached via e-mail at [email protected].

Leaving the crowd: all by myself

Friday, October 27th, 2006 | Tess Croner

Fall break almost broke me. I was expecting a much needed vacation; I didn’t realize it would be a stint in solitary. Starting Thursday afternoon, Wash. U. unleashed a mass exodus. It felt like just about everyone split. Everyone with the means to flee, everyone with ties or connections in the Midwest, everyone with a safe house somewhere, anywhere, to protect them from the vacation devastation about to hit campus. So many of my friends scurried away like rats abandoning a sinking ship. But this Californian stayed put. I held my ground, and man oh man, do I wish I hadn’t.

On Saturday, I stared at the ceiling for an hour. Then I watched “Look Who’s Talking.” If there is anyone out there who would like to argue for the comedic chemistry of John Travolta and Kirstie Alley, you have my e-mail address, and you’re going down. I’m not sure what happened to the rest of Saturday, but I do know that just to rub salt in the wounds of those who stayed, Bear’s Den closed early (so no dinner for Tess) and Bear Mart simply shut down (so no M&M fix for Tess). It was a long, long weekend. But starvation and chocolate distress are nothing compared to people deprivation. And here’s where I try to tie all this whining into something bigger and deeper.

This isn’t really about Fall Break. Fall Break was just an uncomfortable extreme that highlights the insidious truth about getting older and not being a freshman any more. I’m all by myself. A lot.

I don’t remember ever being alone freshman year. I had a roommate. I had my freshman floor. And I had maybe two other alternating social groups to protect me from the echoing silence of alone time. I traveled in a pack of freshmen and almost always ate at the big Bear’s Den tables. Forget all that stuff about knowing how to be your own best company. I unlearned all of that in my freshman year.

Now I need it back. I stuffed myself at the freshman buffet of interdependence, but now I’m on the sophomore crash diet. Compared to all the shrieking and giggling of last year’s horde, the quiet of my single room can be deafening. All this personal space is a daunting thing. At least it’s much more intimidating than I ever imagined it could be.

If I were still on my freshman floor, would I have lounged in bed for two and a half hours watching John Travolta work his infinite charm? Surely someone would have stopped me. Or at least joined in to make the scenario a little less pathetic.

The trick, of course, is balance. I haven’t forgotten the crazed, sleepless times last year when I plotted escape from my freshman floor. I now have a door that closes and locks (and locks EVERYBODY out). I no longer have to be social all the time. The party doesn’t go all night, every night any more. It has a bedtime. And so do I. This year at Wash. U., I choose my own social hours, my own study hours. I rule. And of course, I suffer the consequences. Sometimes alone time gets pretty damn lonely. Next fall break, I’m loading up on M&M’s and leaving the Wash. U. weekend wasteland in my dust.

Tess is a sophomore in Arts & Sciences. and a Forum editor. She can be reached via e-mail at [email protected].

Editorial Cartoon

Friday, October 27th, 2006 | Johnny Chang
Matt Rubin

Letters to the Editor

Friday, October 27th, 2006 | Marissa Fiorucci

Dear Editor:

Student Life needs to calm down and recognize that Dean Sansalone is not the enemy (“Dean Sansalone: tear down this wall,” Oct. 23, 2006). On the contrary, she is an extremely talented academic leader, who has taken on the challenge of moving the School of Engineering into the top ranks, and we are very fortunate to have her as our dean. She has been tackling this challenge with a wide-ranging vision, a clear-sighted assessment of what’s working well and what isn’t and she has brought tremendous energy and dedication to the task. She has spent countless hours meeting with faculty, students and staff and has worked hard to understand their concerns and share her vision for the school.
While institutional change can be unsettling, we all need to understand that in a field as dynamic as engineering, continuous change comes with the territory. If we are to keep up with our peers and move the institution forward, we need to be constantly reevaluating what we do. As faculty, we need to be thinking about how the curriculum must change to meet the evolving needs of society and the career aspirations of our students.

We need to be looking for new research opportunities and trying to understand where to direct our efforts to have the greatest impact on our fields and peoples’ lives. And we need to be prepared to reorganize ourselves and adjust the way we do things in order to better address the larger objectives of the institution. While the resulting changes in departmental structures and administrative operations may be unsettling, we have to be prepared to make such changes in order to move ahead.

These are exciting times for the School of Engineering. There is a great deal that needs to be done in order to move the school into the top ranks, but in Dean Sansalone, we have a leader who relishes the challenge and recognizes the tremendous opportunities that lie before us. She enjoys broad support from the university administration, and all who have met with her and worked with her on issues recognize that she is a leader of tremendous energy, uncompromising integrity and outstanding administrative ability.

While not everyone will agree with every change that takes place over the next few years, I am confident that five to ten years from now, we will look back on this period as one of the most dynamic, creative and productive times in the history of the school, and I very much look forward to being a part of it.

-Jon Turner,
Barb J. & Jerome R. Cox, Jr. Professor of Computer Science

Campus card not quite successful

Dear Editor:

In your staff editorial on Wednesday, you assert that the campus card implementation in laundry machines is a success. Well, it’s mostly a success, but in Rosedale, we are still using quarters. There is a box on the wall that looks like it is supposed to accept our cards, but it is not hooked up to anything, and it displays a blank screen.

I e-mailed ResLife in September asking when they planned to get the system up and running in Rosedale, and they responded only that they were working on it. Nearly a month later, nothing.
So, not quite a success.

-Derek Dohler
Class of 2007

The anatomy of an addiction

Friday, October 27th, 2006 | Marissa Fiorucci
Rachel Tepper

I used to think I was immune to addictive television series. I considered myself among the lucky few who managed to resist the magnetic allure of TV every season. I say all this in past tense because over the past few weeks I have quickly spiraled into a love affair with one of the nation’s favorite shows- “Grey’s Anatomy.” It started out innocently enough. My suitemate, having recently acquired the first two seasons of the medical-based drama, asked the rest of us if we were interested in watching. After discovering no one had seen a single episode, we decided it was only fair to pay homage to the rare occurrence by watching the episodes in chronological order together as a suite. Quickly, nighttime viewings became a sacred ritual we’d look forward to throughout the day. On some days, our only sense of true peace was huddling together in the glow of the show’s projection emitting from the tiny laptop screen. We’d laugh together, cry together, gasp, woot and swoon together in perfect unison. As the days passed, life inevitably began to impede on our nightly ritual and episodes were missed, private viewings were guiltily confessed, and tensions escalated. Our grades began to slip and we lost interest in extracurricular activities. Life just didn’t seem to have the same joyful spark without a steady dose of “Grey’s” each night. It was as if a small part of our existence was inextricably linked to the exhilarating roller coaster ride of emotions the show so lovingly bestowed upon us every time we pressed play, and there was nothing we could do to stop watching.

The somewhat unsettling fact is my suite’s experience is probably similar to that of the majority of people exposed to television. Be honest with yourself. I’m sure some of you would still think it impossible to be seduced by a television drama, but maybe you shouldn’t be so sure. Think of the multitudes of shows that have been obsessively followed on our campus alone-“Project Runway,” “Nip/Tuck,” “24,” “Desperate Housewives,” “Lost,” “The OC,” “American Idol” and “Grey’s Anatomy” (to name a few).

Having thought a lot about the matter, I’ve noticed some uncanny parallels between those who are addicted to particular television shows and those who are addicted to drugs. For instance, those who have been “using” for multiple seasons might find themselves anticipating their next fix and feel a genuine sense of loss when they miss an episode one week. Thankfully, modern inventions such as TiVo have made this devastating experience a thing of the past for those who are fortunate enough to have the technology. And for those in need of a quick fix due to escalated tolerance levels, an iPod and a freshly uploaded episode will instantly satisfy your between-class cravings. Let’s look at another, somewhat creepy parallel. How about when the plot takes a shockingly positive turn, say if two characters finally get together after months of anticipation, and viewers experience a sense of warmth, well-being, euphoria or contentment. Coincidently enough, all of these effects are also consequences of heroine use. And then there are the devastating repercussions of watching the season finale. The withdrawal experienced post-finale is very real and can last for a few days, weeks, or even months depending on your individual level of dependence. Ok, so maybe I’ve blown the situation a little bit out of proportion, but you can’t deny there is startling evidence to support the theory that TV these days may have an unhealthy, somewhat controlling grasp on our lives. If nothing else, it’s something to think about.

So the question is: do we embrace this nationwide addiction or do we treat it? Television companies certainly would profit from our social acceptance of this rapidly diffusing phenomenon. If the delicate concoction of drama, romance, and neatly packaged life lessons becomes any more powerful, television companies could become the equivalent of today’s tobacco companies-leeching off of consumers despite what’s in their best interest. Maybe one day we’ll have a healthy detachment from the shows we watch on TV, but until it becomes a major health issue, I say we embrace it (then again, I’m hooked on the stuff).

Marissa is a sophomore in Arts & Sciences. She can be reached via e-mail at [email protected].

Lady Bears dominate Fontbonne

Wednesday, October 25th, 2006 | Arden Farhi

Consider Wydown Boulevard defended. Well defended. The women’s soccer team downed across-the-street rival Fontbonne University in blowout fashion, 8-0 Monday night. Six different players scored for the 13-2 Bears, who won their eleventh straight game.

Since Fontbonne does not have an on-campus soccer venue, the game was played on the field turf at Clayton High School with temperatures in the mid-thirties. Junior Katie Campos led Wash. U., scoring a goal in each half and adding an assist.

Co-captain MeghanMarie Fowler-Finn jumped on the Griffins in the fifth minute. She collected the ball at the top of the box, touched the ball to her right and fired a fastball to the upper right corner of the cage to put the Bears ahead, 1-0.

Eleven minutes later, freshman Caryn Rosoff deposited her team-leading 10th goal of the season in to the corner of the net. When Rosoff received the pass from teammate Marin McCarthy, it looked as if she had no room to work on the Griffins’ end line. But one move later, McCarthy chipped a shot across the face of the goal, and the Bears led by two scores.

Apparently the Bears had an appointment with the floodgates scheduled for the 37th minute. Indeed, it was at that point that the aforementioned gates opened.

Over the proceeding ten minutes the Bears scored a fistful of times. First, Caitlin Malone made a crafty step-over move, juking a Griffin defender and beating goalkeeper Claire Ward. Then sophomore Lauren Mehner headed one past Ward on a corner kick.

Campos made the score 5-0 with a ball to the nearside post in the 43rd minute. Mehner followed with a shot from the 18-yard line that ricocheted off the crossbar and bounced in, to put the Bears up by a touchdown. But Campos would not be outdone by Mehner. Campos added the extra point on a breakaway in the 47th minute to put the Bears up 7-0.

After taking the weekend off, head coach Wendy Dillinger was pleased with her team’s effort. “It shows that we’re back on track after the break. It was a good tune-up for the weekend.”

Sophomore Jenny Philip scored on a one-timer from Carter Schwarberg to complete the eight-goal offensive attack.Goalies Carrie Sear, Amanda Boe and Caroline Shaikewitz combined for the shutout, making one save.

“This was great,” said Fowler-Finn, who was pleased with the seventh-ranked Bears’ performance against a sub-.500 team like Fontbonne (4-7-3). We kept up our level of play. Normally we make it way too close in games like these.”

The Lady Bears tangle with the Judges of Brandeis University on Friday at Francis Field. Kickoff is at 5 p.m.

Football wins third straight game

Wednesday, October 25th, 2006 | Sports Staff
WUSTL PHOTO SERVICES

The Washington University football team did all of its scoring in the first quarter of play en route to a 13-6 win over conference rival Case Western Reserve University at Francis Field on Saturday.

Senior DaRonne Jenkins had a two-yard touchdown run with five minutes remaining in the first quarter, and senior Matt Keleshian recovered a fumble in the end zone five minutes later, giving the Bears all the points they would need that afternoon.

The game was a defensive battle throughout, as neither team gained over 200 yards of total offense. The always stellar Wash. U. defense was led by senior captain Drew Wethington, who recorded three sacks in the win.

The team is home again this weekend in what marks the biggest game of the season. The Bears host undefeated Carnegie Mellon University, and the winner will be crowned UAA champion. A full preview of the CMU game will appear in Friday’s paper, with a game story and photos appearing in Monday’s paper.

Brotherly love on the playing field: siblings who wear the same uniform

Wednesday, October 25th, 2006 | Trisha Wolf
Courtesy of Elie Zenner

Out of all of the pairs of siblings that roam Washington University’s Danforth Campus, four sets truly stand out. Not only do Patrick and Robert McCarthy, Chris and Jon Lanterman, Gregg and Scott Kennedy and Elie and Nat Zenner share the college experience, they have the privilege of having each other as teammates.

Seniors Patrick and Robert McCarthy have been playing football together since childhood. Both brothers loved having the constant support and companionship of playing sports together. According to Patrick, “We both love the team aspect of football and are always able to play together.” He added, “As a quarterback [Patrick] and wide receiver, we are always able to play catch together. This allows us to be able to do things such as practice throwing and running routes very effectively.”

Despite the fact that Patrick has seen more playing time than Robert throughout the pair’s college careers, the two continue to be each other’s biggest supporters and fans. “We are always pushing each other and making each other better athletes,” said Patrick.

Sophomores Gregg and Scott Kennedy have had many experiences similar to those of the McCarthy brothers. They enjoy witnessing each other’s success on the baseball field, and they maintain that though there is a constant awareness of how each is doing, they are not particularly competitive with one another. Although Gregg played more than Scott last season (largely due to the fact that Scott had just been cleared to play after knee surgery), they expect their playing time to equalize this coming season.

Perhaps Gregg best summarized the relationship with his brother when he said, “As twins, we have always had someone to practice with. This helps to hold us accountable and prevents us from slacking off. In turn, this helps to maintain our competitive edge.”

As the only non-twin siblings on a Wash. U. sports team, soccer players Elie and Nat Zenner have had a different experience than the other athletic sibling duos. Elie, a junior, and Nat, a freshman, had only played together once before this season. That happened during Elie’s senior year of high school, when Nat was a sophomore. The Zenners are also far more competitive than the other brother tandems at Wash. U. “We are very competitive, so we both gravitated towards soccer because there is no real one-on-one aspect to the sport. This has allowed us to grow closer and become best friends,” said Elie.

Growing up, Nat would always play in games with Elie’s friends. This pushed him and made him tougher both mentally and physically and also helped bring up Nat’s level of play.

Having Elie on the team helped to make Nat’s transition to both college life and college athletics much easier. “I had a much easier transition to the team than many of the other freshmen,” he said. “I came to school very knowledgeable about the level of intensity at which I would be playing. Being able to train with Elie over the summer also helped to make the transition go smoother.”

The brothers play very different styles of soccer and their games complement each other nicely. “Nat is much more of a raw athlete. He looks for the spectacular when he is out on the field,” said Elie. “I am much more of a technical, tactical player and am always looking for other players on the field.”

“Elie worked harder to get to where he is,” Nat conceded.

Despite the different dynamics in the relationships of all of these siblings, each pair has been able to find success as teammates at Wash. U. They all look towards each other for support and are able to become better athletes through always having a training partner.

Pat McCarthy spoke only of his relationship with his brother, but he could easily have been speaking on behalf of all the brother pairs. “We would not be where we are today without the support of each other,” he said.

Police Beat

Wednesday, October 25th, 2006 | Andrea Winter

Sunday, Oct. 15

4:27 a.m. SUSPICIOUS PERSON – BETA THETA PI, BLDG #2 – Complainant reports two or three unknown males behaving suspiciously in the area between Frat 21 and Forest Park Pkwy. No damage to area found. Disposition: Closed.

Tuesday, Oct. 17

12:36 p.m. INFORMATION NONCRIMINAL – SIMON HALL – Bon App‚tit Manager reported a possible counterfeit bill at 12:30 p.m. on Monday, Oct. 16. The bill was taken to the Bank of America where the counterfeit machine verified the bill was legitimate. Disposition: To be returned to owner.

7:58 p.m. LARCENY-THEFT – SOUTH 40 RESIDENCE AREA – Student reported losing his cell phone on Oct. 14 and was unable to locate it in Lost and Found. The cell provider reports use on the phone. Disposition: Pending.

Wednesday, Oct. 18

4:35 p.m. LARCENY-THEFT – BEAUMONT HALL – Student reported his rented bike was stolen from the bike rack on the northwest corner of Beaumont Dorm. Bike described as a Schwinn men’s 19-inch mountain bike silver in color. Time of occurrence: between Oct. 8 at 2 p.m. and Oct. 9 at 2 p.m. Disposition: Unfounded, bicycle located locked at another rack.

Thursday, Oct. 19

3:04 p.m. DAMAGED PROPERTY – PARKING LOT #55 – Complainant reported damage to his vehicle sometime over the past weekend. Vehicle windshield appears to have been hit from a baseball from the adjacent field. Disposition: Cleared.

5:52 p.m. DAMAGED PROPERTY – MALLINCKRODT CENTER – Complainant reported damage to passenger door. Time of occurrence: Oct. 19 between 2 p.m. and 3 p.m. Disposition: Cleared.

Saturday, Oct. 21

4:11 p.m. LEWD ACT – ATHLETIC COMPLEX – Complainant reported a male subject committing a lewd act while in the sauna. Disposition: Cleared by referral to PA.

Monday, Oct. 23

6:57 p.m. LARCENY-THEFT – SOUTH 40 RESIDENCE AREA – Water cooler and bottles stolen by unknown person(s) from outside Mudd and Park Dorms. Total value: $375. Disposition: Pending.