Archive for November, 2005

Watching Crap So You Don’t Have To

Wednesday, November 30th, 2005 | Adam Summerville
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Nov. 11, 2005, was a very dark day for fans of television comedy. In fact, it was a dark day for all of humanity. It was on this day that Fox decided to cut off “Arrested Development,” letting the show finish out its remaining episodes before disappearing. Technically, the show isn’t cancelled, but it is as good as cancelled. The show has always struggled to find an audience, but has never had any trouble with the critics, garnering all sorts of accolades and awards.

Fox has always had trouble with smart, witty shows. For whatever reason, Fox has a knack for finding great pieces of comedy, supporting them for the first four episodes or so, mismarketing them, underadvertising them and finally cancelling them half of a year into their run. Some shows have been so good that they survived most of these attempts on their life, only to get the axe slightly later. “Family Guy” was one such show, and “Arrested Development” is another.

“Arrested Development” is in its third season, which is much farther than shows of this caliber usually make it on Fox. It quickly won over a devoted fan base with its absurd, clever humor, lack of a laugh track and ability to amuse without insulting the intelligence of its audience. It is for these reasons that it has never found mass appeal. The standard plebe needs to be force-fed laughter. He feels stupid when clever wordplay is involved. He is in fact too stupid to realize that his intelligence is being insulted and, as such, doesn’t mind it.

Latest rendition of the classic ‘Pride and Prejudice’ captivates

Wednesday, November 30th, 2005 | Ivanna Yang
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Pride and Prejudice
Grade: 4/5 stars
Starring: Keira Knightley, Matthew MacFadyen, Rosamund Pike
Directed by: Joe Wright
For fans of: Anything else by Jane Austen
Now playing at: Chase Park Plaza

“We are all fools in love.”

This declaration by Charlotte Lucas (Claudie Blakely) is the perfect epitaph for this movie about the trials and tribulations of courtship in 18th-century England. Set in the lush English countryside, the Bennet household is turned upside down with the news that two very eligible bachelors, Mr. Bingley (Simon Woods) and Mr. Darcy (Matthew MacFadyen) have decided to take up summer residence at nearby Netherfield Park, along with Mr. Bingley’s sister (Kelly Reilly). Mrs. Bennet, played by a very effusive Brenda Blethyn, immediately begins scheming about marriage possibilities for her daughters.

The Bennet sisters are each unique in their personalities and talents. The oldest sister Jane (Rosamund Pike) is beautiful and modest, Lizzy (Keira Knightley) is headstrong and vivacious, Mary (Talulah Riley) is serious and musical and youngest sisters Lydia and Kitty are flirtatious and often silly. At the county ball thrown by Charlotte Lucas’ family, the Bennets meet their new neighbors. While it’s obvious that Jane and Mr. Bingley are immediately attracted to each other, Mr. Darcy’s reaction to Lizzy is icy and pompous, as he refuses to dance with her.

Though Mr. Darcy’s opinion of Lizzy clearly changes for the better, a transformation that is especially telling is the scene in which a radiant Lizzy walks into Netherfield Park and encounters a dumbstruck Mr. Darcy and Miss Bingley, and Lizzy allows her pride to lead her to a prejudiced opinion of Mr. Darcy. Both Mr. Bingley’s departure and the story of Darcy’s betrayal as told by Mr. Wickham (Rupert Friend) contribute to Lizzy’s refusal of Mr. Darcy’s marriage proposal. Yet through a younger sister’s follies and an older sister’s happiness, Lizzy is made to see the errors of her judgment and revises her first impression of the reserved but kindhearted Mr. Darcy.

Any production of “Pride and Prejudice” will no doubt be compared to the landmark A&E production of the Jane Austen novel, in which Jennifer Ehle gave a commanding performance as the spirited and likable Lizzy and a wet-shirted and britches-clad Colin Firth also made a memorable impression as Mr. Darcy. In this new adaptation, Knightley certainly looks the part of an English beauty, but perhaps due to the shorter length of the film or the distracting way in which she twitches her nose at every opportunity, her performance falls short of Ehle’s. MacFadyen had equally high expectations to fill, and his portrayal of Mr. Darcy highlights the character’s just-below-the-surface desire. Without speaking, MacFadyen communicates a world of emotion. Woods also gives a memorable performance as the charmingly awkward Mr. Bingley, whose effusive affections for Jane are especially endearing.

Ultimately, this movie is about relationships and falling in love, highlighting a woman’s position in Georgian England. As Mrs. Bennet and Charlotte Lucas both know, a woman who doesn’t find a suitable husband is doomed to poverty and spinsterhood. Luckily for the Bennet sisters, they are attractive girls, and in the end, both Jane and Lizzy find wealth and love. Don’t be surprised if you walk out of the theatre wishing to hop on the next plane to England in order to enjoy the scenery and the likes of Firth or MacFadyen. Just don’t expect the fairy-tale ending.

‘Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire’: the magic remains

Wednesday, November 30th, 2005 | Adam Summerville
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Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Grade: 3.5/5 stars
Starring: Daniel Radcliffe, Emma Watson, Rupert Grint, Ralph Fiennes
Directed by: Mike Newell
Now playing at: Esquire, Galleria 6

It must be hard to make a movie like Harry Potter. You are expected to be true to the original work, to remain consistent with the previous movies and also to create a vision that is your own. Director Mike Newell (“Four Weddings and a Funeral”) picks up where Alfonso Cuar¢n left off, creating a darker version of the Harry Potter world than the earlier Chris Columbus movies portrayed.

The movie follows book’s plot relatively closely, so Potter-heads out there should be pleased. The fourth year at Hogwarts brings the Tri-Wizard Tournament, a competition for three older students from three different wizarding schools. One of the schools is Eastern European and all-male and the other is French and all-female – and that simple explanation is essentially all the character development attached to the members of these schools. The tournament presents a series of progressively challenging tasks, where death is a very real possibility for the unprepared participant. Harry is under the age limit but is mysteriously entered into the tournament (of course).

The source material for “Goblet of Fire” is the longest and darkest of the Potter books yet converted, but the movie is neither the longest nor the darkest. The movie is approximately the same length as the others, but it feels much more rushed. Major characters are given less background information than pieces of chocolate were given in the first movie. This is all the more shameful because several new characters are forced to make the ultimate sacrifice, and the audience spends more time wondering who the person is and why they should care as opposed to actually feeling for the characters.

Daniel Radcliffe, Emma Watson and Rupert Grint all do wonderful jobs, and they seem to have grown up comfortably with the roles. God only knows if they will ever be able to outlive their Harry Potter characters, but at least they will never have to be embarrassed by their past. Harry Potter newcomer Brendan Gleeson does a good job as “Mad-Eye” Moody, the newest in a long line of Defense Against the Dark Arts teachers, although he, like so many others in this film, is not given adequate screen time.

The movie is certainly enjoyable, coming close to the great heights of “Prisoner of Azkaban.” The only real complaint is that it just feels far too rushed. Two and a half hours to cover 800 pages is just not enough – an extra half hour could have done so much to support all of the new characters and show all of the action that was only hinted at. It might be unreasonable to expect children to sit through a three-hour movie; however, the movies are quickly leaving the realm of children’s fantasy and entering the darker realm of regular fantasy, as was clearly evidenced by the multitude of screaming children at my screening.

If you are a fan of Harry Potter, you have surely already seen the movie – and for those of you who haven’t yet, “Goblet of Fire” is an entertaining film and should be at the top of your list.

Singin’ in the Renaissance: ‘The Producers’

Wednesday, November 30th, 2005 | Adam Summerville
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The Producers
Rating: 4.5/5 stars
Starring: Matthew Broderick, Nathan Lane, Uma Thurman, Will Ferrell

For those not knowledgeable on the subject of Broadway theatre, “The Producers” was a hit play a few years back, winning a total of 15 Tony awards, including Best Musical, Best Actor and Best Actress. In this current incarnation, it is a movie based on a play based on a movie about a play. While that might be too many levels of abstraction for most people, the movie is an absolute delight.

The idea behind “The Producers” is that a producer with questionable ethics – in this case Max Bialystock (Nathan Lane) – could conceivably make far more money by producing a terrible flop than he could with a hit if he were to have a creative accountant, e.g. Leo Bloom (Matthew Broderick). With this idea in mind, the titular producers gather the worst script in history, a horrible director and a miscast cast in an attempt to create the worst play of all time. The play that they create, “Springtime for Hitler,” is worth the price of admission alone and is one of the funniest things ever created, be it for stage, screen or whatever.

All of this is punctuated with a variety of songs, all remaining very close to the original source material. The songs are very well choreographed and contain a lot of physical humor and wordplay, so all watchers will have something to keep them amused. Showgirls spring forth from filing cabinets, old ladies have a dance number involving walkers and a tall, striking Swedish blonde, Ulla (Uma Thurman), sings that “When You Got It, Flaunt It.”

Both Nathan Lane and Matthew Broderick do a great job reprising their original Broadway roles, and it is obvious that they are very comfortable with the characters and with each other. At many points, it is hard to tell if they are actually on-script or if they are just talking in character – the rapport is just so natural. Newcomers Thurman and Will Ferrell, as the hilarious neo-Nazi Franz Liebkind, also do wonderfully.

The only possible fault of the movie is that it is occasionally too close to the original play. While that means it is the closest that most people will get to seeing the Broadway blockbuster with its original stars, it also limits the movie. Some artifacts from the play, such as awkward blocking and low-quality special effects (which wouldn’t seem to be important but for some reason are), mar the otherwise wonderful show. For those who never got to see the play as it was meant to be seen, which, honestly, is probably just about everyone, this movie is a must-see, no matter what you think about musicals.

Singin’ in the Renaissance: ‘Rent’

Wednesday, November 30th, 2005 | Laura Vilines
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Rent
Rating: 3/5 stars
Starring: Anthony Rapp, Adam Pascal, Rosario Dawson, Jesse L. Martin, Idina Menzel

The musical “Rent” by Jonathan Larson is nothing short of a Broadway masterpiece, and it is said to have “defined a generation.” “Rent” speaks to both the tragedy and joy of being young and in love in New York City in the 1990s, as it confronts issues such as AIDS, death and drug addiction. The musical is an extremely powerful force, diving into the true nature of the human condition; yet sadly, the movie adaptation, which features many of the original Broadway cast members, does not recreate that power.

The movie begins with all of the main characters standing on an empty stage, singing one of the play’s most popular songs, “Seasons of Love.” For a movie that neither takes place in a theatre nor has any of the lead characters coming anywhere near a theatre (apart from the opening song), one might claim that the director’s decision to begin the movie on a stage is at least a questionable choice.

After the opening theatre scene, the film launches itself immediately into the “heart” of New York, which at times resembles a Hollywood soundstage and at other moments a real street in New York. This beginning disparity speaks to the basic problem of the film: a general lack of continuity. The film, which follows the lives of eight friends who are trying to simply pay their titular rent, jumps awkwardly back and forth from sun-filled skips down a picturesque city street to gritty “real life” moments in which characters are suffering through withdrawal or other painful experiences. The play succeeds in highlighting both the highs and lows of life in New York, but the movie fails to bring the two together by playing to extremes and failing to show similarities between the breadth of experiences.

Character development is also somewhat lacking in the film, as producers opted to leave some important songs and scenes out of the final cut. This decision also calls back to the initial problem of a general lack of continuity.

The movie, however, does not fail entirely. With a stellar script and libretto, the movie still retains some of the play’s initial power, and many of the original cast members (as expected) turn in outstanding vocal performances. Rosario Dawson, as Mimi Marquez, puts forth an especially spectacular performance as a young exotic dancer who is also diagnosed with HIV.

The movie is not spectacular and could definitely have been produced and directed by more capable hands. The music of Jonathan Larson still speaks to a new generation of “Rent” fans, however, although perhaps a bit less loudly and under less-than-ideal circumstances.

Singin’ in the Renaissance: The rebirth of the American movie musical

Wednesday, November 30th, 2005 | Laura Vilines

For those of us who grew up watching “The Sound of Music” and “Annie” on constant repeat, the movie musical, for a time, has seemed like a forgotten art, buried along with movie musical greats such as Bing Crosby, Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers. Few people today remember the glory days of the movie musical, when songs such as “White Christmas” became instant hits and entire corporations named themselves after a favorite musical film (think of the hotel giant Holiday Inn, named after the 1942 film of the same name).

The 1970s, 1980s and early 1990s witnessed a huge drought in the movie musical, as Hollywood’s fickle favor shifted to bratty teeny-bopper films and the increasingly popular genre of the romantic comedy. Yet due to a number of factors, the American movie musical is currently experiencing a somewhat dramatic and shaky rebirth.

In 1996 Madonna and Hollywood heartthrob Antonio Banderas relaunched the genre with their musical biography “Evita,” which told the story of Eva Peron, a former first lady of Argentina who died tragically at the age of 33. It wasn’t until 2001, however, that the movie musical really gained popularity with Baz Luhrmann’s creative spectacle and box-office sensation “Moulin Rouge.” With stars such as Nicole Kidman and Ewan McGregor belting out Elton John hits, the movie was an instant success. After the stunning popularity of Luhrmann’s over-the-top musical masterpiece, studios throughout Hollywood grew eager to produce the next great musical hit.

The following year, the big-screen adaptation of Kander and Ebb’s “Chicago,” starring Renee Zelwegger, Catherine Zeta Jones and Richard Gere, cemented the movie musical back into the American mainstream, as it captured the first Best Picture Academy Award for a musical in 35 years. Since the release of “Chicago,” however, the studios’ attempts at recreating musical box-office successes have been somewhat uninspiring. Flops such as 2004’s “De-Lovely” and the dismal success of this year’s “Phantom of the Opera” seemed to prepare the movie musical for another nosedive off of Hollywood’s radar.

But two releases this Christmas once again attempt to revive the somewhat-struggling art form. Jonathan Larson’s ’90s hit “Rent” makes its transition onto the big screen, accompanied by “The Producers,” starring original cast members Matthew Broderick and Nathan Lane. These two movie musical hopefuls are featured below. For those of us who belted out “Tomorrow” throughout our childhoods, we can only hope for big box-office profits and a fury of media attention. For those who loathe the genre as much as they loathe musical theatre in general, they can only hope for a quick departure from the theatres.

Hey pro sports, chill out, will you?

Friday, November 18th, 2005 | Allie Wieczorek

Maybe I was just naive, but I don’t remember sports being so controversial when I was growing up. I think the craziest thing that happened was Bobby Knight throwing a chair on the court in a hardly unusual tirade. And perhaps as a result of a more moral, less violent world of sports, there was little need for increased regulation, let alone government intervention.

And so this brings me the sports world of today. Does anyone else feel like SportsCenter spends less time each day reporting on actual games and scores? Sports news is much more about news – about the off-the-field and off-the-court stuff – now than ever before. Is it that athletes and franchises are more corrupt these days? Or are the higher-ups just deciding to crack down a little harder?

Or maybe they’re just getting a little smarter. At least that’s the case in baseball. Induced by the threat of government intervention, Bud Selig made a long overdue decision. And with the help of the rest of the MLB and the players’ association, a new steroid policy was established. It’s about time.

Under the new policy, a first positive test results in a 50-game suspension, a second results in a 100-game suspension, and after a third positive test, the player is banned for life. It may sound harsh compared to the old policy, but it’s important that punishments are severe enough that players fear the consequences of even a first offense.

As if the fact that they are role-models to young children, public figures who people look up to, and gaining themselves an unfair advantage over other players isn’t enough. With this new policy, Selig finally made the statement that cheating is unacceptable and professional sports are no longer giving the impression otherwise.

As we know, baseball isn’t the only professional league that has started to really crack down on its players. David Stern recently established a new dress code in the NBA. The only problem I have with it is the way so many people received it. I still don’t understand why so many things become a racial issue.

There is nothing racist about a dress code except the fact that some of the players who happen to like to wear some of what is no longer permitted under the new policy happen to be black. Stern just believes that in a professional league such as the NBA, the players who are injured or out of the game for other reasons should dress professionally. And there’s really nothing wrong with that in my mind.

And then there’s football. Eagles coach Andy Reid may not be the David Stern of the NFL, but he’s the one who’s cracking down in this case. I might have to agree with Reverend Jesse Jackson on this one. Terrell Owens hasn’t really technically done anything warranting this treatment.

We’ll see what happens in his arbitration hearing today, but watching this man sit out for the next six games on the Eagles’ bench will be heart-breaking for a lot of football fans. I’m not saying he’s a great guy or anything. He’s definitely not a team player. And he’s not exactly the easiest guy to coach, to play with, or to play against. But he’s one of those guys who makes football fun. He makes it interesting, and he’s clearly one of the most talented players in the league.

If anyone saw the Randy Moss interview on ESPN the other day, they heard Moss say that they’re taking all the fun out of the game. Maybe this is the one case where cracking down isn’t so necessary.

’05-’06 men’s hoops preseason outlook: a rejuvenated ball club

Friday, November 18th, 2005 | Katie Benson

Head basketball coach Mark Edwards described the ending of the 2004-’05 Washington University men’s hoops season with the simple phrase, “My players were left unfulfilled.” Last year’s Bears ended the season with a 16-9 overall record and posted an 8-6 record in the University Athletic Association (UAA). Despite finishing third in the UAA, Edwards’ squad did not receive a tournament bid.

But this year brings a new season, and the 2005-’06 team dynamics have sparked a rejuvenated ball club combining the excitement of a very talented freshmen class with the enthusiasm and experience of its returning players. The mix is likely to be very successful for the Bears.

“The team’s cohesiveness is very strong this year. Our returnees were very committed in the offseason. They’re excited about this year and it shows,” said Edwards.

The heart of this year’s success will be senior captains and returning starters Scott Stone and Mike Grunst, both of whom are coming off of great junior year seasons. Stone, a shooting guard from St. Louis, averaged 10 points, 4.7 assists and 3.2 rebounds per game as a junior. Stone has had a very successful career at Washington University and has already been entered in the University’s Men’s Hoops Career Record Book, placing eighth overall in three-point field goals made (128).

“Our goal is to get to the tournament,” said Stone, excitedly.

Grunst, a native of Milwaukee, Wis., also had a very impressive junior year. Grunst averaged 9.4 points, 3.9 rebounds and 2.6 blocks per game. Joining Stone, Grunst has also been entered into the University’s Men’s Hoops Career Record Book, ranking fifth overall in blocked shots (131). He also set a school record last season with 10 blocks against Wittenberg College. Both Stone and Grunst were named to the UAA All-Academic Team as well.

Other factors adding to the Bears’ potential for success this season will be junior point guard Neil Griffin and sophomore power forward Troy Ruths. Griffin, a native of St. Charles, Mo., appeared in all 25 games last year as the backup point guard and has the experience, quickness and speed to step into this year’s starting position. He is expected be a very significant contributor, as he will be running the show.

Ruths is an invaluable asset for the Red and Green, with his aggressive rebounding and ability to score. Ruths, a 6’6″ native of Sugar Land, Texas, had a notable freshman year, averaging 8.6 points and 4.1 rebounds per game. Ruths is also assumed to fill a starting role.

Senior captain Ian Ashcraft-Williams, a resident of Fayetteville, Ark., will see minutes at the three-guard position. Ashcraft-Williams adds discipline and leadership to the Bears’ squad and truly defines what commitment entails. He is a hard-worker who leads by example.

Team members who will also see some playing time this season are sharp-shooting sophomore Danny O’Boyle, freshman Tyler Nading, and freshman backup point guard Sean Wallis.

The 2005-’06 Bears are ready to bounce back after last year’s disappointing ending. Both talent and team chemistry are already present, and should prove crucial to a productive season. The squad’s new dynamics have created an energetic, competitive and enthusiastic atmosphere beneficial to the coaching staff and to the players. Attitudes are positive, and a tournament appearance is a must for Stone and his senior teammates in their last collegiate season. Coach Edwards has a lot to look forward to this upcoming season, and so do the players.

The Bears tip off their season today at 5 p.m. against fourth-ranked Robert Morris College at the University of Wisconsin-Platteville Tournament.

Top 10 dumbest sports injuries

Friday, November 18th, 2005 | Scott Kaufman-Ross

Injuries are a big part of every sport, and can ruin a talented athlete’s career. No one likes to see an injury to a player like the Jets’ Dennis Byrd, where the athlete’s career and life could be in question after being paralyzed by a helmet-to-helmet hit.

But sometimes as a fan, you have no choice but to sit back and laugh when an athlete gets hurt. There are instances where an athlete does something so stupid, or is so careless, that you have absolutely no sympathy for his or her injury and wonder how these guys actually get paid to do something with their bodies. Here is the list of the top 10 strangest, dumbest and funniest pro-athlete injuries of all time:

10. (Tie) Kellen Winslow Jr., Ron Gant, Jay Williams: All three of these guys had a type of motorcycle/dirt bike accident. Although not as amusing as some of the others, Jay Williams and Kellen Winslow Jr. have missed at least two years as a result of their injuries, and many question if they will ever play again. Nice job guys – you got a multimillion dollar contract, and blew it riding a bike.

9. Ken Griffey Jr.: There is not enough space in this paper to list all of Griffey’s injuries, but one stands out as the funniest. Ken once missed a game after his protective cup slipped, and pinched one of his testicles. Isn’t the cup supposed to stop you from getting hit where it hurts? Maybe that’s the real reason why Griffey can never get healthy. (He also once strained his back lifting boxes).

8. Jeff Kent: Although most people agree that Kent is lying about this injury, he missed the beginning of the 2002 season when falling off his pickup truck while attempting to wash it. Many believed he actually fell off a motorcycle, which would violate his contract, but the fact that he could make up a story as stupid as this is certainly worth mention.

7. Moises Alou: The best one-two punch on this list, Moises started things off by injuring his knee by falling off a treadmill in 1999. After recovering and planning to play in 2000, Alou then re-injured his knee after running over his son. with a bicycle. As a result, Moises was out of action for more than a season and also was also nominated for the “World’s Worst Father” award.

6. Glenallen Hill: There are many people afraid of spiders, but how many have had a nightmare about them, fallen out of bed and through a glass table, and never woken up from any of this? Hill did it and missed several games with cuts all over his body. Kind of puts those girls who make the guys kill spiders for them in perspective.

5. Clint Barmes: At one point winning the race for the NL batting title, Barmes’ rookie season came to a screeching halt when he broke his collarbone after falling down the stairs. Barmes was carrying a frozen load of deer meat, given to him by former NL batting champion Todd Helton. Looks like Todd was desperate to remain the last rookie to hold the batting crown.

4. Sammy Sosa: Aside from all the steroids and the corked bat controversy, Sammy Sosa really made headlines after missing time in 2004 with a strained ligament in his back. How did he get it? A violent sneeze. Sosa reportedly sneezed so hard that his back jerked forward causing the injury. Sosa was then ordered to stay away from pepper, pollen and ragweed for the remainder of the season.

3. Marty Cordova: Not the most famous guy on this list, but when you miss part of a season because you are sunburned, you become notable fairly quickly. The best part of the story, however, is that it was not a sunburn that occurred during a hot day in Arizona or Miami. Cordova actually burned himself while in a tanning salon in May 2002. When teammates were asked about it, they reported that he wanted to “look good in his prom pictures.”

2. Gus Frerotte: The sharpie, the pom-poms, the cell phone.all classic end zone celebrations. Yet none of them top the ever-popular slamming your head into the wall behind the end zone. In 1997, Frerotte decided to bang his head into the wall behind the end zone after his TD rush, and missed the rest of a key game with neck pains. I think someone needs to clarify to Gus the meaning of “use your head.”

1. Bill Gramatica: Not only the dumbest sports injury, but probably one of the stupidest things you’ll ever witness, period. After nailing a 42-yard field goal to put the lowly Arizona Cardinals up 3-0 in the first half of a regular season game, kicker Bill Gramatica jumped up in wild celebration, came down, and tore his ACL. Gramatica missed the rest of the season, and embarrassed the kicker position nationwide. Gramatica is no longer a kicker in the NFL, but will forever be remembered by me, and many others, for the funniest thing to ever happen on a football field.

Honorable Mentions:

– Pitcher Adam Eaton stabs himself while attempting to open a DVD in 2001.

– Vince Coleman misses the 1985 World Series after getting caught in the tarp machine.

– Wade Boggs misses games after hurting himself putting on his cowboy boots.

– Spanish goalie Santiago Canizares drops a bottle of cologne on his foot and misses the 2002 World Cup.

Women’s basketball poised for NCAA run

Friday, November 18th, 2005 | Carrie Jarka
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On Oct. 15, practices for the NCAA basketball season began. It was the beginning of the six-month journey that leads to the Division III National Championship in Virginia Beach, and Washington University’s 2005-2006 women’s basketball team has begun looking to make a run for the top early on.

“There is a long-standing tradition of the women’s basketball team being a fiercely committed and hard-working program that spends many extra hours in the gym. Our goal is to keep this tradition mentality alive throughout our long season, because it is this attitude and work ethic that sets the best teams apart from their competition,” said senior Katie Benson.

With the squad’s first game tonight, the accolades have already started to pile up in the pre-season. Ranked 14th in the preseason poll and picked first in the conference, the Bears are led by captain senior Kelly Manning, last season’s UAA Player of the Year and this season’s D-III News Preseason Player of the Year.

“When an All-American returns, it’s always a positive. But with the other captains, her returning complements the entire team,” said head coach Nancy Fahey.

Manning is joined by senior co-captains Danielle Beehler and Katie Benson. Beehler averaged 9.9 points and 5.4 rebounds per game last season, led the team with 50 steals, and shot nearly 80 percent from the free-throw line. Benson averaged 5.7 points off the bench while shooting .413 from behind the arc.

“The captains have diversified leadership techniques that complement each other but aren’t alike. They lead with their personalities. There’s a quiet encouragement they have for each other, but still with the same drive to compete,” said Fahey.

Juniors Sarah Schell, Rebecca Parker, Nicky Huels, Jenny Southworth, Andi Strauss, and Tiffany Slater will round out the corps of upperclassmen on this year’s squad. In her first two seasons, Schell had to share the point guard position but managed to collect 172 assists. Parker, who averaged 6.5 points and 5.6 rebounds per game last season, will complete the frontcourt. Huels, Slater, Strauss, and Southworth are expected to contribute greatly to the Bears relentless defense that forced 283 steals last season.

The team’s two sophomores and seven freshmen will also be looked to for great contributions this season.

“We expect from them what we expect from ourselves. There are so few of us [upper-classmen], and we need everyone to fill their roles,” said Beehler. “The freshmen are learning the system, and we look to them contribute this year more so than in year’s past.”

This year’s squad has visible holes left by the graduation of post player Hallie Hutchins and point guard Leslie Berger.

“We try not to fill shoes. Every time someone graduates, we appreciate their four years, but we like the next group to leave their own imprint the way they’d like to,” said Fahey.

The Bears are not mourning their losses.

“This is a brand new team, but we still set the major goals of every program – win conference and win a title,” said Beehler.

While the NCAA tournament is still a few months off, Coach Fahey looks to focus on other aspects.

“We need to bring the defensive level higher and take great pride in that aspect of the game,” she says. “Offensively, we need to play a high tempo but controlled style.”

According to Fahey, with a lineup that lends itself to defense and with the return of three great scorers in Manning, Beehler, and Parker, the Bears are set for a “fun, exciting style of basketball to watch.”

When asked about the preseason rankings and the top UAA selection, Fahey declined to make predictions.

“We respect the polls, but there’s a reason why they call them preseason polls,” she said. “Friday is when it counts.”

The Bears will open up their season tonigt against Coe College at 7 p.m. in the University’s Field House. They will also play on Saturday at either 2 or 4 p.m.