While academics is the most important aspect of your college experience, your ability to do well in your courses is directly related to the quality of your living experience. Even though I think Maslow is a tool and his hierarchy of needs has been proven to be about as useful as a bicycle is to a fish, his classification of types of needs isn’t that bad.
Residential Life is in charge of providing us with our physiological needs, e.g. sleep and shelter. The less stress we experience in obtaining and using the facilities provided by Residential Life, the easier the rest of our college experience becomes. Unfortunately, the employees of Residential Life seem to make it their personal goal to make living on campus as horrible as possible. The reason they are allowed to get away with this is that they answer to no one, and our hands are pretty much tied when it comes to critiquing our experience with ResLife.
Is case you don’t read the news section of Student Life, the University has a major malfunction concerning the fire safety codes of the City of Clayton. Earlier this year we were given a remarkably poor score in comparison to the other St. Louis area universities, and the front-page article in Monday’s newspaper highlighted the disturbing cause for our rankings.
On the South 40 alone, 15 dorms do not have any type of automatic sprinkler device at all. This doesn’t include the numerous off campus housing developments owned by the University that are also without sprinklers. Am I the only person who is outraged by this? I was fortunate enough to live in Hitzeman my sophomore year and was protected by the asbestos insulation that they removed in 2003. Now the people who live there are completely unprotected.
Wait…asbestos. My father has the lucky job of telling people that they are going to die due to lung cancer caused by exposure to asbestos. Why in the hell did the University have buildings with asbestos insulation in them until 2003? Back in 1986 the EPA required universities to develop an asbestos plan and required yearly notification to both students and employees of this plan. Anyone remember getting this letter in the mail? I sure as hell don’t, and I don’t think we would have forgotten receiving it.
Back to the incompetent buffoons who run ResLife. In case you’re wondering why ResLife thinks it’s OK to have asbestos in dorms and not OK to install automatic sprinklers in buildings where students live, I think I have a pretty good answer. ResLife has deployed a crack team of insurance assessors and attorneys to force me to dismantle the climbing wall I built in my suite. That’s right, ResLife has spent more time this year harassing me than they have on the fire safety concerns of the entire South 40.
However, I don’t feel special. I feel that the staff of ResLife should all be fired. To them, a seven foot tall climbing wall in a room with eight foot tall ceilings is more dangerous than asbestos insulation or the fact that fires would rage unchecked in the maze-like buildings that are Beaumont, etc.
You would not believe the vitriol-filled e-mails I received concerning “insurance hazards” and “university liability” that they fired my way. Whenever you point a finger, there are three pointing right back at you. These people are obviously demented and take more joy in punishing students and making our lives miserable than they do in actually helping us. They should do us all a favor and go work for the DMV; their job skills would be put to very good use there.
I just hope their incompetence doesn’t kill me first.