Archive for May, 2004

Congratulations and thank you, graduates: you’ve enriched us all

Tuesday, May 18th, 2004 | Mark Wrighton
Margaret Bauer

As we come to the end of our Sesquicentennial year, I am reminded more than ever of the importance of our students to this 150-year-old educational enterprise. For the past year we have treasured our past, celebrated our present and looked ahead to see how we might best shape the future. Our students and our graduates are obviously key to that future.

Washington University is a far better community because we have such talented students. The contributions made by our students during their time here foretell a brighter future for the world. Many wonderful student-led or student-driven activities in the last several years have proven to be rewarding for the University and for those we serve. Our new graduates leave the University a better place and have acquired an education that will serve them all their days. But beyond the academic aspects of the experience, our students have developed lifelong friendships, interests and skills that will influence and shape them for many years to come. Our new graduates are ready to face what lies ahead.

As it has been for nearly 150 years, graduation from Washington University is a great achievement, and I congratulate all who are completing their studies and receiving their degrees. Your hard work, dedication, and persistence have contributed to the successful completion of the requirements for graduation. However, there are many who have assisted you along the path to the Quadrangle for commencement. Your parents and other family members, friends, other students, and faculty and staff have been a part of the support extended to assist in your success. I am proud of all of you and thank all those who have made your time at Washington University meaningful and rewarding.

The world our new graduates enter is one that is certainly rich in challenges, but our graduates span a wide range of intellectual interests and will bring much to make our world a better place. From curing and treating disease, to developing new businesses, to addressing political problems, to making the world better through creative expression, our graduates are destined to make important contributions to society. There is no doubt that we can all look forward to a brighter future as our graduates begin their careers.

Washington University’s impact as a university grows with each successive group of graduates, and it will be rewarding to follow the contributions of those who received their education at Washington University. Congratulations and best wishes for continued success to all of our graduates of 2004!

Ending it on a good note: Four years of arts & entertainment at Washington University

Tuesday, May 18th, 2004 | Matt Simonton and Melissa Langdon

On May 2, students at Wash. U. became acquainted with thefacebook.com, an Internet phenomenon that would waste away hours of needed study time for finals. Aside from searching the friends of your friends, the process of filling in those few provided lines about yourself proved to be especially time-consuming. Indicating those favorite books, movies, music and quotes somehow set you apart from everyone else or brought you closer to those surprising few with whom you shared a love of “House Party” or Journey’s greatest hits. In lieu of pop culture nostalgia, here are a few of the entertainment memories from the past four years to tuck away in your college time capsule, or perhaps to add to your facebook profile.

2003-2004

Most played song at every party: Outkast, “Hey Ya!” No matter where you turned, you heard this song. It was just as likely to be played at the Alpha Beta Gamma crush party as the art school wine and cheese soiree. Now that you’ve heard it roughly 200,000 times, perhaps you can answer that perplexing conundrum, “If what they say is, ‘Nothing is forever,’ then what makes love the exception?”

Breakout band of the year/indie gone mainstream: Maroon 5, The Postal Service. Every girl began the school year screaming and cheering to the beautiful hair and song stylings of Adam Levine (Maroon 5) as he claimed that his prior love had “taken its toll.” All the while, indie boys and girls across the country cheered for the emotional mumblings of Ben Gibbard (The Postal Service). But the second those Maroon 5 fans mentioned they could really get down to this emo-electronica, the esoteric indie patronage rejected its prior claim, and the record sales of “Give Up” made it to “such great heights.”

Weekly TV tune-in: And you thought reality television couldn’t get any worse: “Rich Girls,” “The Simple Life,” and “Newlyweds.” It won’t end until people stop watching it. Give it a try. We know you won’t. The year had its highlights, however, with the coming out of “Queer Eye for the Straight Guy,” which finally showed men the error of their fashion ways. “The Chapelle Show” reincarnated Rick James’ reputation, while “The OC” reinvoked the California bitchiness of “Beverly Hills: 90210.” And sadly, the world said goodbye to those New Yorkers who topped the ratings every week over the past decade: the four female friends of “Sex and the City” and the six friends of “Friends.” Your new antics will be missed, but your memory lives on in DVD format.

Movie recap: The world cried out of sadness or joy for the conclusion of The Lord of the Rings trilogy. Will Ferrell proved a stupid movie with a funny enough actor can make a hit in “Elf.” It’s difficult to think of any other actor making you roll on the floor with laughter with lines like, “I like to whisper, too,” and “Smiling’s my favorite.” Young girls pined after 40-something Johnny Depp as Captain Jack Sparrow. The pirate successfully reinstated the eye-liner look once thought to be left in the ’80s. Ellen DeGeneres drove people crazy with her “just keep swimming” mantra, and Mel Gibson (perhaps a product of viewing “Finding Nemo”) went crazy and made a movie in street Aramaic that sparked a whole bunch of crazy debates.

Most quotable movie: “Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.” Happily, a certain romantic comedy/psychological mind trip has been occupying moviegoers more than the usual poop-joke-laden college farces. “Eternal Sunshine” was simultaneously a great date movie, a point of philosophical discussion, and a chance for film nerds to cream over Charlie Kaufman and Michel Gondry’s unbeatable teamwork.

2002-2003

Most played song at every party: Nelly, “Hot in Herre.” It doesn’t help that we’re from the STL. Your parents knew this song before its run was over. Hell, your grandparents knew it. Honorable mentions-R.Kelly, “Ignition (Remix),” 50 Cent, “In da Club.”

Breakout band of the year/indie gone mainstream: Justin Timberlake, Coldplay. Justin Timberlake “justified” his solo music career after N’Sync went out of sync, and his fans responded with all the appreciative bumping and grinding their hips could provide. Across the Atlantic Ocean, Chris Martin dazzled the music nerds and the dude-bros alike with his melodic, pounding piano arrangements.

Weekly TV tune-in: In the great American addiction to pop culture, even more reality shows came to fruition. “Average Joe” stayed in the tradition of the ruthless dating show with its seductive but oh-so-average contestants. “American Idol” made Simon Cowell a household name, while demonstrating with each painful audition that singing alone in the shower is probably an activity you should not share with others.

Movie recap: A year of upsets and sequels. “X2,” the second Harry Potter, the second Lord of the Rings, the second episode of Star Wars, and “Final Destination 2.” Some were good, but most were bad. “Signs” and “The Ring” showed promise in scaring the bejesus out of you, but both ended up making you feel silly for handing over your suspension of disbelief so willingly.

Most quotable movie: “Old School.” “It tastes so good when it hits your lips!” “We’re going streaking!” “Blue, you’re my boy!” “I see Blue. He looks glooorious.” “All we are is dust in the wind…” Case closed. God bless Will Farrell.

2001-2002

Most played song at every party: Missy Elliott, “Get Ur Freak On.” That Eastern-flavored hook was everywhere. Even those of us still in high school, far away from the phenomenon of Winamp party mixes, felt the ubiquity of this club hit.

Breakout band of the year/indie gone mainstream: Norah Jones, Avril Levigne, John Mayer, The Strokes. Mothers wept at Norah’s beautiful insights on indecision. Young girls told off their boyfriends after Avril’s rant on men being “so complicated.” John Mayer angered nearly every male in the nation, while their girlfriends swooned and swayed to “Your Body is a Wonderland.” And all those seeking escape from the superficial romanticism of mainstream radio found refuge in The Strokes, who quickly also went mainstream. But for a band that great, their mainstream status didn’t even matter.

Weekly TV tune-in: “Survivor” opened the flood gates to reality television. The next to enter into such a prestigious realm: “The Bachelor.” Love it or hate it, you tuned in at least once to watch it. The year also saw the emergence of espionage with Jennifer Garner in “Alias” and bad boy turned good Kiefer Sutherland in “24.” Much like the Pringles of primetime television, once you pop open the world of Sydney Bristow or Jack Bauer, you can’t stop.

Movie recap: Elle Woods led Harvard Law School with her “bend and snap” maneuver and an abundance of pink accessories and school supplies. Those looking for a little less perk turned to the cynical ruminations of Enid and Seymour in “Ghost World.” Everyone fell in love with the musical “Moulin Rouge!” in all its pop song revival and Ewan McGregor glory. And anyone who bothered to watch “Donnie Darko” spent the rest of their summer trying to figure out just what exactly happened. At least the film managed to put Tears for Fears and Echo and the Bunnymen in the same soundtrack.

Most quotable movie: “Zoolander.” Based on hair color, flamboyance or scooter-possessing status, everyone proclaimed themselves as a Derek, Mugatu, or Hansel. Aside from promoting gasoline and break-dance fights, “Zoolander” influenced the thoughts and actions of viewers across the nation. Hansel admitted to liking Sting without being able to understand a word of “Desert Rose.” Mugatu made it acceptable to yell and scream at everyone, openly admitting bloating and flatulence, while still remaining at the top of the fashion world. And Derek made us all examine the question, “Have you ever wondered if there was more to life other than being really, really, ridiculously good looking?” To this day, you can’t pass by a Starbucks without thinking, “Orange mocha frappuccino!”

2000-2001

Most played song at every party: Outkast, “Ms. Jackson.” Not a party song in theory, but unique and quotable enough to make it the No. 1 item in your Kazaa Lite queue. (Unless, of course, you opted for the entire “Stankonia” album, which was a wise decision.) This song had everyone apologizing to their baby’s mama. Honorable mention-Sisqo, “Thong Song.”

Breakout band of the year/indie gone mainstream: Alicia Keys, Nelly Furtado, Michelle Branch. Alicia with her piano, Nelly with her bird similes, and Michelle with her badass guitar. Girls ruled, and boys drooled this year. Indie music took a break from introducing new bands, while older ones made better names for themselves. Case in point: Modest Mouse, “The Moon & Antarctica.” It was a boring year in music, but you can only truly appreciate the great after having suffered through the monotonous.

Weekly TV tune-in: “Survivor.” Richard was a jerk, but you would do the same with that much money dangling in front of you. Also making its television entrance this year was “Scrubs,” a sitcom so charming and hilarious that it could make you laugh without even needing the live studio audience as a cue.

Movie recap: “Coyote Ugly” somehow made it permissible for any girl (regardless of dancing ability or attractiveness) to stand on a table and dance her fanny off. “Road Trip” mixed the comedic genius and raunchiness of precursors “Animal House” and “Porky’s.” Greg Focker endured painfully embarrassing encounters and debates over the true meaning of “Puff the Magic Dragon” in “Meet the Parents.” Not even a bottle of Mum’s could help him through the debacle. Other films turned to music to help the characters through their troubles. William Miller spent his senior year of high school pining after the fascinating lives of Penny Lane and the “Golden God,” Russell, from Stillwater in “Almost Famous.” Rob Gordon and his sidekicks Barry and Dick spent the latter part of their young adulthood in the Vintage Vinyl-like Champion Records debating the top five lists of any musical category possible.

Most quotable movie: “Office Space.” Yeah, yeah, so it came out in ’99. I dare you to find a movie more beloved by college students. (Oh, wait, “Fight Club” came out in ’99 as well. Tarnation.) Still, “Office Space” taught us the importance of flair, Lumbergh’s monotonous “Um, yeah,” Samir’s broken cursing, Michael Bolton’s obsession with hardcore gangsta rap, and Milton’s fixation with staplers. And don’t forget Lawrence’s dream to do two chicks at the same time once he has a million dollars. Oh, “Office Space,” the lessons you taught us, the values you inculcated in us!

Bears wrap up season with split against Wartburg

Monday, May 3rd, 2004 | Justin Davidson
Margaret Bauer

The Washington University Bears softball team closed out their spectacular 2004 season this Sunday by splitting a doubleheader with Wartburg College. Winning the first game of the day, 2-1, and falling in the second, 4-1, the Bears ended their regular season with a final record of 31-3, the best record in Bears’ history.

After falling to Maryville last weekend, dropping the Bears down seven places from the 3rd to 10th place ranking in the Division III poll, the Bears entered this final weekend of play determined to make up for their loss. The first game of the doubleheader, played at home, was started by freshman starting pitcher Laurel Sagartz. Sagartz has been nearly unstoppable this season, going 12-1 on the season going into the weekend and leading the Bears in their storybook season.

Sagartz pitched a complete game three-hitter, allowing only one earned run and striking out six in the attempt, leading the Bears to victory in the opening game of the doubleheader. Sagartz also went 1-for-3 at the plate with a clutch RBI.

Helping in the Bears’ win was sophomore right fielder Amanda Roberts, who went 1-for-3 on the day with a run scored. Junior catcher Jackie Burgdorf scored the other run of the day as she went 1-for-2 with that pivotal run scored to put the Bears up ahead of Wartburg.

In the second game, junior pitcher Victoria Ramsey lead the Bears to an early lead; Ramsey pitched four scoreless innings allowing just two hits until freshman Abby Morgan came in to relieve Ramsey in the fifth. Morgan gave up no runs and hits in her first inning of play, but in the top of the sixth, she gave up four runs on three hits and one error before being pulled for senior pitcher Lorri Fehlker.

Junior first baseman Liz Swary gave the Bears their only run in the game as she went 2-for-2 with a walk and a homerun.

Closing out the season the Bears can look back on their season and be proud of their accomplishments. A number of Bears have risen to the occasion, becoming true leaders of the team. Swary, who has hit consistently spectacular all season, finished the year hitting .400, and leading the team in nearly every offensive category-at bats (105), runs (27), hits (42), doubles (6), homeruns (6), RBIs (32), total bases (68), slugging percentage (.648), walks (19) and on base percentage (.492). Roberts led the team with 14 stolen bases out of 17 attempts while sophomore Monica Hanono led the team in batting average, hitting .422 on the season.

Allowing only five runs on the whole season, Sagartz finished her first season with the Bears going 13-1 on the season with an ERA of 0.40, as well as tallying up an outstanding 101 strikeouts with only 18 walks; opponents only hit .116 against her. She also had one save.

There are four Bears who will be sorely missed next year as they go on to graduate. Catcher Becky Chmielewski, outfielder Lexie Kuznick, outfielder Maggie Cousins and pitcher Lorri Fehlker all contributed to the Bears season. Fehlker went 1-0 on the year with a 0.34 ERA and two saves to her name in 20.2 innings pitched and 11 appearances. Cousins hit .275 on the year, contributing 11 runs and 6 RBIs to the Bears effort this season.

Men advance to quarters, women fall

Monday, May 3rd, 2004 | Jeff Novack
Margaret Bauer

The 11th-ranked Washington University men’s tennis team played its way into the Division III National Quarterfinals this past Sunday with a nail-biting 4-3 victory over 17th-ranked Kalamazoo College. On the women’s side, the Bears were less fortunate, falling by a score of 7-2 to fifth-ranked Denison University.

Sophomore Ari Rosenthal continued his 16-match singles winning streak alive as he defeated Kalamazoo’s Julian Seelan in straight sets. Rosenthal also teamed up with senior number one singles player Brian Alvo to pick up a crucial victory at number one doubles. Alvo fell in a long, tough match against Kalamazoo number one Michael Malvitz, 7-6, 6-7, 6-1.

With the doubles point secured and the score tied 3-3, the Bears’ day culminated at number six singles as sophomore Eric Borden took on Kalamazoo’s Luke Marker. Boasting one of the team’s best singles records on the season with a 17-6 mark, Borden was undoubtedly under a great deal of pressure as he looked to clinch the victory for the Bears. Unfazed, Borden maintained his intensity to pick up a close 6-2, 6-7, 7-5 win over Marker.

“It feels amazing to win such an important match,” said Borden. “We have been practicing all week long for this kind of situation and it paid off. We feel like we came out more determined this week. We had some rocky situations earlier this year and we finally came together as a team today.”

“It’s a great feeling to win a match like this,” added third-year head coach Roger Follmer. “We had not won a 4-3 match in four years till this year, when we won three. It was a total group effort to defeat a nationally prominent program like Kalamazoo. We have had different guys step up all year, and today was the case.”

Both the Washington University men’s and women’s tennis teams won easily on Saturday to advance to the Sweet 16 of the NCAA Championships. The men’s team defeated number 25 ranked DePauw University 4-1 while the women’s team handed Albion College an 8-1 loss.

For the men’s team, the team only lost came at number one singles where senior Brian Alvo lost a tough three set match 4-6, 7-5, 6-4. However, the team won at number two through number four singles and took home all three doubles matches. Sophomore Ari Rosenthal cruised to a win at number two singles, 6-2, 6-0. The win was his 15th consecutive. Sophomores Zack Fayne and William McMahan won slightly tougher matches at number three and number four singles 6-3, 7-6 and 6-3, 6-4, respectively.

At number one doubles Alvo and Rosenthal won 8-2. Freshman Chris Kuppler and McMahan won a tough match 9-7 at number two doubles. Fayne and sophomore Tim Fisher also won a tight match 9-8 at number three doubles. Play at number five and number six singles was suspended. The Bears had previously defeated DePauw 4-3 earlier in the season. The Bears’ win earned them the match-up in the next round with Kalamazoo College.

In women’s play, the Bears posted a dominating victory over Albion. The win was their third of the year over Albion. They had previously beaten the team 7-2 and 6-3 in their two earlier meetings. The Bears swept Albion in singles play without a player even losing a set. Junior number one singles player Kacie Cook won 6-2, 6-0. Senior Laura Greenberg won 6-2, 6-1 at number two singles. Sophomore Lauren Zwick had a tougher time before prevailing 6-2, 7-6. Freshman Erin Fleming won 6-2, 6-2 at number four singles.

At number five singles junior Erica Greenberg won 6-1, 6-0. Junior Sara Kabakoff finished off the Bears sweep with a 6-0, 6-2 win at number six singles. Senior Rathi Mani and Zwick won convincingly 8-1 at number one doubles. Laura Greenberg and Cook won a close match 9-7 at number two doubles. Erica Greenberg and junior Becky Rovner lost 8-2 at number three doubles for the Bears only loss of the match. With the win, the Bears booked their second round meeting with Denison.

The men’s squad will have a full week off before returning to action in the National Semifinals next weekend at Bates College in Lewiston, Mass. The Bears’ opponent is yet to be determined, but the announcement will come sometime Monday afternoon.

Whispers Caf‚ opens to silence as students go home

Monday, May 3rd, 2004 | David Tabor
Margaret Bauer

Washington University students will have a new place to grab a snack when Whispers Caf‚ opens in Olin Library on May 10. The addition of the caf‚ is part of the ongoing renovations to Olin Library and represents one of the major changes to food service in the upcoming year.

Whispers Caf‚ will serve coffee, baked goods, grab-and-go snacks and other coffee-shop style items.

Kathy Carmody, general manager of Bon App‚tit, explained that the choice of food items would be similar to those already available in the Hilltop Bakery.

According to Steve Hoffner, assistant vice chancellor for students and director of operations, many major universities have popular coffee shops in their libraries. Hoffner expressed optimism that the caf‚ would be well received and would provide a new service to students.

“Whispers [Caf‚] will provide another opportunity for students to study, socialize and discuss [important issues] with the convenience of food service in the same area,” said Hoffner.

He also speculated that students might visit the caf‚ to relax between classes or use it as an alternative to the often-congested Holmes Lounge. Hoffner expects the caf‚ to go over well with students in University College, who are often on campus during the evening hours when regular dining facilities are closed.

“We believe this space will become one of the more popular ‘hang-out spaces’ on the Hilltop Campus,” he said.

With finals ending on May 13, many students will be able to enjoy the caf‚ only briefly, but opening the caf‚ late in the academic year was part of the plan to ensure that it will be operating smoothly by next fall.

As Hoffner explained, the caf‚ will remain open during the summer months, and this period of slower activity will allow the staff to become acclimated to operations.

Other changes in dining services planned for the coming academic year include updates to menus across campus, a Center Court remodeling project, and changes to the hours of operation at Holmes Lounge.

Bon App‚tit, the catering company used by the University, updates its menus each academic year. Carmody explained that new menu items are chosen carefully in response to student interest.

“We get student feedback throughout the academic year, and we focus on what is ‘hot’ in the industry [when making these changes],” she said.

Bon App‚tit will focus on choosing new menu items for Center Court, which the University plans to remodel during the summer. According to Hoffner, the Center Court remodeling project would create a pleasant aesthetic, but menu changes have not yet been decided upon.

Holmes Lounge Caf‚, which is currently open Monday through Friday until 7 p.m., will close earlier next year at 3 p.m.

Hoffner said the change addresses the inconvenience caused when Holmes closes early to host special events in the evening. He also said that business at the cafe generally slows after 3 p.m.

2003-2004: The year in review

Monday, May 3rd, 2004 | Sarah Kliff
Emily Kuhn

Washington University started off its 150th year with the announcement that the University had risen in rank to be the ninth best undergraduate program in the country, according to U.S. News & World Report. This was the University’s first appearance in the top ten. The School of Engineering & Applied Science rose to 38th best in the nation, and the Olin School of Business held its spot at 14th in the rankings.

The Sesquicentennial Celebration, commemorating the University’s 150th anniversary, brought approximately 20,000 students, faculty and community members to campus for over 200 festive events. Chancellor “Magic Mark” Wrighton wowed students and younger children alike with his Magic Show, and University alumnus Ted Drewes created a special “Ses-Quete” flavor of frozen custard to celebrate the event.

To many students’ dismay, they attended the University’s first keg-free WILD in the fall, watching Busta Rhymes perform. Live was the headliner at the spring WILD.

An October strike at local grocery stores, including Schnucks, had some students protesting outside and others crossing the picket lines to get to their groceries. Student Union provided new shuttle routes during the 25-day strike that took students to Straub’s for their shopping needs.

The Student Worker Alliance (SWA) formed in October in response to the deportation of 36 Nicaraguan grounds workers. While the return of the workers still remains uncertain, the SWA has widened its mission to pursue the implementation of a living wage on campus through events such as the “Boot the Bell” campaign against Taco Bell and a rally on the steps of Brookings Hall that brought in activists from throughout the St. Louis community.

Student Health and Counseling Services (SHCS) welcomed new Director Alan Glass after former Director Laurie Reitman decided to retire. SHCS is also considering plans for a new home on the South 40 in the future. James McLeod, vice chancellor for students and dean of the College of Arts & Sciences, announced the possible move to a yet-to-be-decided location closer to student housing.

In November, Chancellor Wrighton announced that the University would host one of the Presidential Debates in the fall of 2004. Preparations for the debate on Oct. 8, 2004, have already begun within the administration, including the recruitment of student volunteers and planning for the debate’s logistics on the basis of the University’s experience hosting debates in 1992 and 2000. The Oct. 8th Coalition, a student group formed to shed light on issues not being discussed in the debate, formed in reaction to the University’s selection as a debate host.

In local politics, two University faculty members announced they would be vying for the seat of former Missouri Congressman Dick Gephardt. Jeff Smith, adjunct professor in University College, and Mark Smith, associate dean of students at the School of Law, are competing for the Democratic nomination to run for the 3rd District seat.

Thomas Friedman drew a crowd that filled the University’s Athletic Complex for his speech about the war against Iraq as part of the Assembly Series. Friedman, a columnist for the New York Times, will return to campus this month to give the commencement address to the graduating class of 2004.

Students also had a chance to hear a voice from the political right when the Conservative Leadership Association (CLA) brought author Ann Coulter to campus for the Assembly Series. This year the CLA also sponsored a lecture about the hypocrisy of society and pitfalls of liberalism given by the WWF wrestler Ultimate Warrior.

Construction on and off campus has been an inconvenience to many students but yielded many developments. The renovated Olin Library, which has been three years in the making, will open its doors on May 7. Along with the obvious changes to the building’s outer surfaces, the changes inside include a new 24-hour caf‚ and the Arc technology center.

As library construction drew to a close, the building of the $56.8 million-dollar Sam Fox Arts Center commenced. The Arts Center, located in the parking lot east of Brookings Hall, will open in the spring of 2006 to serve as a center for fine arts at the University.

Residents of the Village and those living on Washington Avenue woke up daily to morning construction on the MetroLink expansion. The project, with an expected completion date in 2006, will add MetroLink stops at Forsyth Avenue and Skinker Boulevard.

The University’s women’s volleyball team captured their eighth national championship this year. The women clinched the title in a 3-0 win over New York University, finishing out their season with a 28-game winning streak.

Tuition increases announced at the beginning of the spring semester will bring the total cost of attending the University to over $40,000 next year. Undergraduate tuition will rise $1,400 (4.9 percent) to $29,700 for the 2004-2005 school year. The cost of living in a double room in a new residence hall with a full meal plan will rise to $10,292, bringing the total cost of attending the University to $40,838.

The Direct Connect file-sharing hub was shut down this semester after the administration became aware of the program, whose existence was largely publicized by an article in the Riverfront Times. Students reacted to the hub’s shutdown by forming an impromptu 4 a.m rally outside of Umrath Residence Hall. The Hatch, a student band, performed until University police stopped its set. Administrative letters about student file-sharing activity on Direct Connect and possible consequences have yet to be distributed.

Revisions to the Ervin Scholar Program, which opened the traditionally African-American scholarship to students of all races, brought controversy to the University’s campus. Many current Ervin Scholars saw this change as an end to the community and support system that the program had traditionally provided. While the University decided to revise the program because of pressure from the U.S. Department of Education, revisions have yet to be made to the Annika Rodriguez Scholarship program for Latin American students or the Chancellor’s Graduate Fellowship program for African-American graduate students.

The year also ended with controversy, with the surfacing of videotapes and photographs displaying questionable behavior at the Sigma Chi fraternity. The materials showed fraternity brothers and pledges dunking their heads in freezing water and throwing beer cans at each other during sexually-charged skits. The national Sigma Chi organization has suspended the University chapter for 45 days, although the University itself is still deciding what action it will take. University administrators have said they will consider Sigma Chi’s past misconduct in their final decision.

Honorary degrees to be awarded to six

Monday, May 3rd, 2004 | Kelly Donahue

Along with the more than 2,300 Washington University students who will receive degrees at the Commencement ceremonies on May 21, the University will award six esteemed and accomplished individuals with honorary doctorate degrees.

Pulitzer Prize-winning New York Times columnist Thomas Friedman, who will deliver the Commencement address, will also receive an honorary doctor of laws degree from the University.

A doctor of laws degree will also be awarded to Joe Edwards, the co-founder and opener of Blueberry Hill, for his orchestration of the ongoing revitalization of the Loop.

The first of three doctor of science degrees will be presented to David Kipnis, M.D., distinguished university professor of medicine and distinguished university professor of molecular biology and pharmacology. Kipnis has been a dedicated contributor to the School of Medicine throughout the past fifty years, conducting groundbreaking research in the areas of diabetes and metabolism.

A doctor of science degree will also be offered to the late Robert M. Walker, Ph.D., a former professor of physics in Arts & Sciences. Walker’s numerous accomplishments include his service as the inaugural director of the McDonnell Center for the Space Sciences, his election to the National Academy of Sciences in 1973 and his pathbreaking laboratory research of moon rocks. The late professor’s wife, Ghislaine Crozaz, a professor of earth and planetary sciences at the University, will accept the doctorate in Walker’s honor.

The third doctor of science degree will be presented to Edith Waldman Wolff, a generous supporter of the School of Medicine. Wolff has funded research on diabetic, pulmonary and cardiovascular diseases, among other things.

The University will also award Theodore McMillian, a judge for the U.S. Court of Appeals for the 8th Circuit, with a doctor of humanities degree. McMillian was the first African-American appointed to the federal bench in the seven states of the 8th district, and many of his opinions have greatly influenced rulings in the U.S. Supreme Court.

WILD not so ‘wild’

Monday, May 3rd, 2004 | Liz Neukirch

WILD used to be an event marked by kegs, couches and uninhibited drinking. Some students claim that, sans kegs, this atmosphere is still an integral part of the all-campus party. Friday’s event seemed to prove otherwise.

According to Jill Carnaghi, assistant vice chancellor for students and director of campus life, the behavior of students at WILD was mild in comparison to past years.

“I was more than thrilled with the outcome,” said Carnaghi. “Each semester, WILD is the event I fear the most [in terms of students’ health and safety…] This semester it was great to work. I think if any, very few [students] were dangerously intoxicated. [It was] nowhere like I remember from six or seven years ago.”

Carnaghi went on to describe her experience patrolling fraternity row after the concert as “heaven.”

“What this WILD marked for me was a cultural shift…a great band [and] students acting responsibly with [regard to] the alcohol policy,” she said. “To my knowledge, we didn’t have one student in the [medical] tent all evening.”

Regardless of the downpour hours before Lucky Boys Confusion and Live took center stage in the Quad, sophomore WILD co-chair Mike Duncan noted that there were no concerns that the events would be cancelled.

“It put me in a bad mood, but that’s all the rain did,” said Duncan. “We knew [the rain] was going to go through pretty fast, so there wasn’t a chance it would be cancelled.”

Although sound checks ran an hour and a half late because of afternoon storms, the opening bands were on stage by 6 p.m. Some of the opening acts had to cut their sets short, Duncan said, but otherwise things ran smoothly.

“The only thing that was cancelled [in the afternoon] was the mechanical bull…in Bowles Plaza. Everything went as scheduled,” Duncan said. “We gave away a lot of money for eating hot dogs.”

The winner of the hot dog eating contest, Duncan reported, ate about ten or 11 hot dogs in ten minutes and received $50.

Carnaghi described the event as “a bit much to watch.”

“We had a good turnout, and hopefully that’s a tradition we can start-getting people out there to stuff their faces,” Duncan said.

Compared to past years, turnout for this year’s concert was also high, he said.

“I was talking with our age, and we decided it was a much bigger crowd than Busta Rhymes,” Duncan said, noting that in the fall, Team 31 thought Rhymes had netted the biggest WILD crowd.

After listening to opening act Lucky Boys Confusion-a band that started in Chicago several years ago that has worked its way to national acclaim-freshman Tyler Starr met several members of the band, including frontman singer/songwriter Stubhy, while buying a t-shirt.

“They were really friendly guys, talking to the fans…it was cool that they were out here meeting people,” said Starr. “[The concert] was a great time, and I got up front and went crazy. They said they would have played more if things weren’t pushed back by the rain.”

Lucky Boys Confusion played such singles as “Beware,” “Fred Astaire,” and “Broken” during its set.

Carnaghi said that though the Quad filled up slower than it had in past years because of the weather, approximately 3,000-4,000 students, faculty, and alumni were in attendance for Live’s performance.

Duncan would not elaborate on what other bands had been considered, because Team 31 intends to “look into them for next semester.” He said, however, that Live was the group’s first choice.

Made up of singer Ed Kowalczyk, guitarist Chad Taylor, bassist Patrick Dahlheimer and drummer Chad Gracey, Live made its first appearance on the national music scene in the early 1990’s. The band’s latest album, “Birds of Pray,” was released last May.

During Friday’s set, Live played such favorites as “Dolphin’s Cry,” “All Over You” and “The Color Gray,” ending their set with crowd-pleaser “Lightning Crashes,” a single from their second LP, “Throwing Copper” (1994). Readers of Rolling Stone magazine selected Live as Artist of the Year in 1995 partly due to the success of that album.

Not everyone was thrilled, however, with the band’s appearance on Friday.

“For the past two WILDs, the opening bands have been cooler than the main bands,” said freshman Julian Frachtman. “It seems like Washington University is only getting bands that are ‘washed up.’ Busta Rhymes was popular five years ago. They should have bands like Coldplay…or the Red Hot Chili Peppers-some people think they’re on the decline, so we should capitalize on that and get them here.”

Career Center is diz-funk-shin-all

Monday, May 3rd, 2004 | Mark Pydynowski

The Problems:

Once upon a time, there was a business school student who majored in finance. Political science, through the College of Arts and Sciences, was his second major. One summer he desired a “political” internship and learned about an opportunity with Missouri Senator Kit Bond. Upon further investigation, he discovered the internship had been posted through Arts & Sciences eRecruiting. The student went to the Arts & Sciences Career Center to inquire about the internship. He was told that, since he was not an Arts and Sciences student, he could not have access to their eRecruiting or apply for the internship (despite having a second major there).

A similar incident recently occurred to a senior in the School of Art, who had secured a position with an interior design firm in New York City. This student was not overly familiar with New York City and was a bit apprehensive about relocating. He learned that the Arts & Sciences Career Center was offering an information/orientation session in New York City early in the summer hosted by Washington University alumni to help recent graduates become acclimated to the Big Apple. Upon inquiry, the Career Center told him that, despite already having a job in New York City, he was not eligible to attend the event because he was not an Arts and Sciences student.

The Career Center has proposed the following inadequate solutions to these problems. With respect to the student in the School of Business, the Arts and Sciences Career Center now grants non-Arts and Sciences students access to their eRecruiting website following an application signed by their respective school’s career advisor and upon confirmation of an Arts and Sciences major. Yet the Career Center handcuffs students by mandating that this application process be completed within a narrow window of time-often earlier than the normal time students begin their search for job applications and internships. Regarding the art student, the Career Center offered to place him on a waiting list where his attendance would be contingent upon Arts and Sciences students’ leaving their reserved seats unfilled. They offered to let him know if he would be able to attend only days before the actual event occurred. He declined their offer.

Why can’t all students be given access to every school’s respective eRecruiting regardless of a second major? Why are non-Arts and Sciences students treated like second class citizens and forced to wait until the last minute to be notified if they may have the pleasure of attending an Arts and Sciences exclusive event?

My Solution:

Let’s practice what a professor might teach, which is to utilize the power of scale and scope economies by horizontally merging each of the University’s exclusive career services into one comprehensive center with specialized departments. This will increase student welfare and reduce redundant fixed costs. Scale economies will result from enhanced efficiencies and scope economies will result from positions, such as the Pfizer Inc. sales representative, being posted once instead of once in each respective eRecruiting.

The following are excerpts from the mission statements of three career services:

Arts and Sciences Career Center: “Our purpose is to help Washington University students be successful and to prepare them with skills for a lifetime of career management. Our goal is to have Washington University students set on graduation day with a job in hand, acceptance into graduate or professional school, or commitment to a short-term transitional program.”

Engineer Career Services: “Engineering Career Services (ECS) is dedicated to the development and implementation of innovative programs and services that provide a lifetime of career management for our students and alumni. ”

The Business School’s Weston Career Resource Center: “The Weston Career Resources Center (WCRC) links Olin’s talented students and alumni with top corporations from around the country.”

While the WCRC’s and ECS’s statement reflect exclusivity to their respective students, the Arts and Sciences Career Center’s maintains inclusiveness. But in practice, it discriminates, yielding an unfulfilled purpose statement. My request is for the career services to eliminate the bureaucracy and end the partisan politics amongst each other. Decisions need to be made in the best interests of the students, not in accordance with of apparent territorial imperatives. The synergy created by combining the efforts of every career service professional on campus combining would inevitably help students more than the constant roadblocks they face under the current system.

We need a class on romantic relationships

Monday, May 3rd, 2004 | Vu Le

My girlfriend of three years and I recently broke up. Now, since this is a humor column, you might be tempted to laugh. However, that’s not something humorous, but rather something excruciatingly painful, so please stop laughing until the next paragraph.

Before you flood me with e-mails of condolences and offers for dinner, you should know that it was a mutual break-up, and we are still friends-well, as much as the restraining order against me permits. For the purpose of this column, I will call her Annette, just in case she does not want to publicly admit that we were an affectionate couple for three wonderful years.

Annette and I broke up due to our differences. For instance, she was a faithful Christian, while I wanted to found my own religion, Vuism, and have all-encompassing power over all my followers. She was ambitious and studying to be an orthodontist; I wanted to be the househusband of an orthodontist. You would think that we’d complement each other on this one, but she said she would be “ashamed” of me. What gender bias!

These were differences that we knew from the beginning would tear us apart. But, like the characters in the miniseries “The Thorn Birds,” we could not help but move steadily toward the metaphorical thorn that ten weeks ago finally pierced our chests through the ribs and stabbed us in the hearts-a grisly image that might make a good plot for CSI: LA.

However, this op-ed is not a chance for me to engage in free therapy; it actually has a point. I am amazed that there is no academic course or guidance in that all-important area, the Romantic Relationship. College students are probably most concerned about two things: finding the right career and finding the right person. There are plenty of resources for the former. Unfortunately, for the latter, there is practically nothing at Washington University. Sometimes we have visiting speakers, such as Dr. Ruth or the Dating Doctor. Sometimes there are forums on various topics concerning sex. The rest of the time, we are forced to rely on our friends’ bad experiences, our own bad experiences, or the pages of magazines like Cosmopolitan and, uh, Maxim.

None of these resources are scientific, and even if they were, a 90-minute forum or article on “how to achieve orgasm” cannot resolve all the complexities of relationships. What we need is at least a three-credit class on forming, sustaining, and terminating romantic relationships.

Fortunately, this subject is being studied at various institutions. John Gottman at the University of Washington, for example, has studied thousands of couples and came up with a magic ratio that predicts whether couples stay together or breakup. That ratio is five-to-one: positive experiences to negative experiences in the relationship. Positive experiences are things like holding hands, leaving affectionate notes and doing the dishes without being asked. Negative experiences are things like arguing, leaving without saying goodbye, hurling small appliances and cooking pet rabbits without permission. Take a look at your relationship. If you have a lower ratio, you might be in trouble: increase positive experiences.

Where did I learn that? From a social work class called Interventions for Treating Couples. I learned stuff there-such as “be nice to each other” and “don’t cheat”-that, if I had known earlier, might have saved my relationship. Unfortunately, there is a social work prerequisite for this class, so it is hard for undergrads to take. That is unfair, considering that undergrads probably need the most guidance.

So, I am suggesting an undergraduate course. Here is a sample syllabus. Week 1-Intro: Why we fall in love. Week 2-“How about five goats?” Courting rituals across cultures. Week 6-Sustaining the relationship: Reach out and touch no one but your partner. Week 9-Changing norms: The househusband. Week 12-Resolving conflict: Hurling toasters the positive way. Week 13-Why did you leave me, Annette, why, why?! Week 16-After the break-up: Resisting the life of crime and drunken debauchery.

Everyone thinks that relationship success depends on just common sense. Not true. If you had bad experiences or are stuck in a nightmare of a relationship, it’s not entirely your fault. The University needs to consider adding more resources in this important area.

Until that happens, um-I’m a Pisces; I like bunnies and long walks on the beach. I’m looking for an ambitious, progressive, non-smoking woman who can cook, preferably an aspiring orthodontist.