Sex Issue

‘Oops, it came!’: The best sex jokes on the spot

I’m no history expert, but I think it’s safe to say that for as long as people have been having sex, they were also making jokes about it. I mean, it’s… sex. Everyone has a funny tale to tell, something they make you promise you won’t tell anyone else but is maybe so funny that the laughs just keep coming (pun intended). 

| Editor-In-Chief

Wrap it before you tap it: How to properly use different types of condoms

Here’s how to use a variety of condoms (as demonstrated on fruit).

| Staff Writer

‘I’d like to see sex ed [get] raunchier’: Queer sex therapist Casey Tanner on sex, sexuality, and relationships in college

Certified sex therapist Casey Tanner, who specializes in sexuality among Gen Z and millennials, met with Student Life editors Zach Trabitz and Aliza Lubitz to discuss sex and relationships during the college years. 

and | Investigative News Editor and News Editor

The College Chef’s Handbook: Aphrodisiac dishes for Valentine’s Day

Whether or not you have a significant other in your life, Valentine’s Day calls for special treats. This year, instead of my usual heart-shaped, pink-frosted shortbread cookies, I decided to put my cooking skills to use to develop some new, romantic recipes for a fancy dinner with my boyfriend.

| Senior Scene Editor

‘Save Me, Scene!’: I’m in love with my best friend

“My whole friend group thinks me and my best friend are in love. I may have feelings for him, but I am worried it could ruin the friendship and the group dynamic. Should I make a move? Stay in the friend zone? What if he doesn’t like me back? How do I handle this?”

| Managing Scene Editor

‘Accidates’ are ruining relationships

The amount of times I’ve accidentally gone on dates I thought were chances to make friends is both excessive and embarrassing. I created a term for it: the “accidate.”

| Contributing Writer

They hooked up, whatever that means

Let’s talk about sex, baby! But wait — before we can get down and dirty, let’s make sure we’re actually on the same page.

and | Staff Writer and Senior Scene Editor

Swipe for what?: WashU students take on dating apps

Swipe right, swipe left, like a profile, send a message, match, unmatch; the world of dating apps allows you to start and end relationships in seconds. According to the 2024 Student Life Sex Survey, 65.3% of WashU students are on dating apps. In a rapidly growing online world, it’s unsurprising that a large portion of college students try to connect online. Dating apps are a titillating marketplace of connection, but student motivations for using the apps differ. Some students are looking to form relationships, while others may be searching for a one-time thing.

and | Staff Writers

‘Save Me, Scene!’: Never been kissed

“I’m a second-semester senior and I’ve never been in a relationship. I’ve also never had sex, and I technically had my first kiss, but it was with my 4th-grade “boyfriend.” I feel so behind, and I feel like I’m missing out on a major part of the college experience. It makes me doubt myself, and I feel too old to have not had my “firsts.” Is it too late for me?”

| Managing Scene Editor

The power of sex: ‘Babygirl’

Halina Reijn’s “Babygirl” is more than Harris Dickinson shirtless, more than Nicole Kidman having orgasms, and more than a guilty pleasure. “Babygirl” is a bold display of female fantasy through its eroticism and vulnerability.

| Contributing Writer

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