Stuff is going on at Washington University, an anonymous source told Student Libel yesterday. Although Student Libel was unable to learn the exact details of the things which are occurring, multiple sources were able to confirm that an email would probably be sent out to the student body a few days after rumors started swirling.

“There are a lot of projects that Washington University is working on right now, which is really exciting,” someone close to the administration told the newspaper. “We expect the administration to be announcing that they’re happening by the end of the month, but we know it could end up being later, realistically, so we’re not ready to issue a formal statement just yet.”

Chancellor Marq Wrongton, who plans to leave his helm as supreme leader of the University shortly, is not ready to reveal the fine details of the University’s plans yet, although he noted that most of the projects will probably come to fruition by 2022.

“This is all off the record, and you can’t print this, but we’re going to be announcing something really important pretty soon,” Wrongton told Student Libel. “We do not feel ready to comment on anything to the press yet, but we promise that you’ll be hearing something from us sometime in the near future.”