1) It’s the first day of class. You’re…

A. Running to class because you spent too much time talking to your friends in the DUC
B. Grabbing a Starbucks, with your trendy new Ray-Bans shading you from the haters
C. In class 20 minutes early, waiting to observe the heathens act like fools after only a few months of separation
D. Introducing yourself to the professor and asking to get involved in their research
E. Asleep in bed getting those zzz’s you deserve. Nothing happens on syllabus day

2) Someone cuts in front of you in the salad line. You…

A. Start a conversation with them, make a joke about being in a hurry
B. Cuss them out under your breath but decide not to give them the time of day
C. Leave the line
D. Talk to the person behind you about starting an initiative to stop cuts on campus
E. Step on their foot, step in front of them and wedge them out of line

3) It’s Friday night. You’re…

A. Having a movie party with all your closest friends and baking cookies
B. At Club Europe lounging at your reserved table you paid extra for
C. Expanding your mind in a sticky basement
D. Sober contact at the Model UN mixer
E. Streaking on Francis Field with your fellow bears

4) You’re looking for love…You’re

A. Hanging out in Bear’s Den waiting for that special someone
B. Redownloading the appropriate dating app on your phone
C. At a poetry slam seeing if anyone’s work speaks to you
D. Asking out your co-chair because y’all would be a total power couple
E. Going to as many parties as possible to get the biggest subject pool

5) You’re not going to make a deadline for an assignment. You…

A. Send a tearful email to the instructor accepting full responsibility for the error and stay up all night until it’s done
B. Send a respectful message to the professor with a great (but false) excuse
C. Just turn it in late
D. Contact your faculty connection in the department to smooth things over for you
E. Lay on the floor and cry

MOSTLY A’s

Swamp Friends

You’re a loving and sensitive soul. You don’t make friends easily, but when you do, they’re your friend for life. Although you are very sociable, you tend to gravitate to those that are more colorful like you. Sometimes you feel a little squiggly, and anxiety can make you come off as strange or unappealing, but people love to take pictures with you; so, I guess it’s OK!

MOSTLY B’s

Bauer Cranium

You pride yourself with being an intellectual. You’re a stickler for being clean and polished and can come off as unapproachable and out of place because of it. You surround yourself with like-minded people and tend to stick to your group: business bros. Many people wish they could just crawl right into your brain and have a look around. You’re very open, one just has to venture in.

MOSTLY C’s

The Bunny

You’re a thoughtful soul. You spend a lot of your time contemplating moral problems, and it takes you many moons to make a decision. You have great friends who provide for you when you’re in a funk or feeling cold (sometimes in the form of sweaters), but you’re reserved in your public relations. You have some issues with your parents and feel homesick a lot, but you are becoming ingrained in the traditions where you are now.

MOSTLY D’s

George Washington

You have class. You hold yourself to high standards. You’re a high achiever and make every effort to come off as the most knowledgeable person in the room. Long story short, you’re a little uptight. You’ve got a strong following of supporter and are high in the social rankings. You did your obligatory time in Student Union and have high hopes for your future political career.

MOSTLY E’s

The Bears

You are a sporty, sporty person. You are highly competitive and love to have a good time. You’re a goofy little fluffer and can be the most loveable person, but if anyone dares to cross you, you will go OFF on them with one fatal swipe. You can be a little impulsive and don’t always make the most informed decisions, but your heart is always in the right place.