As late August rolls around, the Target in Brentwood, Mo. becomes exceptionally busy. College students swarm in to buy the essentials for the upcoming school year—notebooks, lamps, sheets and as many boxes of LaCroix flavored sparkling water as they can fit in their parents’ SUV. Originally from Wisconsin, LaCroix showed up on the market in the 1980s, and it’s been a favorite of Midwestern moms ever since. Its popularity as a crisp, refreshing beverage has resurged with a cult following that primarily includes millennials. But because there are so many flavors, it’s difficult to decide what kind of LaCroix you want to bring into your life. Thankfully, this quiz can help you choose! Find out what flavor of LaCroix you are:

Laura Ancona | Student Life

1.

Where did your best moments take place this summer?
a. The beach, according to your Instagram
b. Around a bonfire in a high school friend’s backyard, where you pretended that you and your hometown friends still had things in common
c. Eating things off of trees in the rainforest
d. At your internship, making 66 copies of the company’s systems manual for dopey Greg

2.

What’s your go-to food?
a. Pizza, because it’s more consistent than your landlord Cathy
b. Taco Bell, because it’s so good you forget it’s made out of melted scrap metal
c. Gummy worms, because no one’s going to tell you how to live your life
d. Lettuce, because it’s like crunchy water

3.

What are you watching on Netflix?
a. Orange is the New Black
b. Stranger Things
c. Narcos
d. Just the blank screen is good for me, thanks

4.

What’s your favorite color?
a. LaCroix
b. LaCroix
c. LaCroix
d. LaCroix

5.

It’s your cousin’s wedding. What’s the plan?
a. Watch the ceremony, mingle with family and friends and feel warm inside
b. Lock yourself in the bathroom and take a nap
c. Take shots with your great uncle Burt and exchange shart stories
d. Try an appetizer

6.

If you could compete in any Olympic sport, what would it be?
a. Swimming
b. Track and field
c. Gymnastics
d. Almost golf

If you got mostly A’s: LaCroix Grapefruit

Just like grapefruit LaCroix, you’re consistent and dependable. You like having stability in your life—you have your schedule and routine down. You’re there for your family and friends when they need you. Even if consistency isn’t your strong suit and none of the above is true, grapefruit LaCroix makes you feel like it is! Also, one of the best things about grapefruit LaCroix is that it sounds cool in French. Pamplemousse LaCroix! Pamplemousse! It is such a fun word! It sounds like it could be an insult! I can hear someone saying it right now: “You set the house on fire? God, you’re such a pamplemousse!” Pamplemousse.

If you got mostly B’s: LaCroix Coconut

Coconut LaCroix! This flavor is reserved for the most creative LaCroix drinkers. You have a wild imagination—so wild, in fact, that you can drink coconut LaCroix and pretend it actually tastes like coconut. You take that first sip, and you’re like, “Wow, this certainly does not taste like tanning oil and/or burnt rocks!” And the best part is that you actually believe it. Being able to use your imagination makes you extra crafty in your day-to-day life. Need a mattress? Throw 16 pillows on the floor and shut your eyes! Hate telling your distant relatives that you don’t know what you’re going to do with your English degree? Just blatantly lie to them! You’re an artist.

If you got mostly C’s: LaCroix Orange

Oh man. If you got LaCroix Orange, it’s because you are Capital-F Fun. Or, as my eccentric boss Screechin’ Lisa would say, hanging out with you is “a hoot.” Orange is one of the punchiest flavors—it also actually tastes like oranges. How often do expectations meet reality? Orange-flavored LaCroix is the Bud Light of sparkling water—it’s up for whatever. And you are too! This is a positive attribute, even though you’re sort of equated to Bud Light! Whatever you’re doing—going to a show, throwing a party, setting plants on fire, etc.—it’s sure to be a great time. Please invite me!

If you got mostly D’s: LaCroix Pure

LaCroix has a variety of flavors, but you’re not into that nonsense—you’re about the “pure” flavor, which is water-flavored sparkling water. It’s honestly not that distinguishable from non-LaCroix water. But you know what? That’s OK. You like things to be straightforward. You’re probably angry about this quiz being in StudLife—I mean, what self-loathing content-maker churned this out? A robot? Nope, it was me the whole time! Ha. You’re welcome for the content. Do you think LaCroix would sponsor this quiz? I direct messaged them on Instagram once and they didn’t respond. It’s probably over between me and LaCroix’s social media manager. Oh, I’m sorry, was this quiz result supposed to be about you? You remind me of plain bubble water. Nice.

Disclaimer: This quiz is for fun. Please do not be upset and please do not fight me after class.