Cadenza
Stumbleupon spin-offs the world is missing
Sure, stumbleupon.com is a great time-wasting website, but it can be a bit random. If it isn’t for you, Cadenza highly recommends cuteroulette.com. It’s quite unlike its similarly-named-but-less-wholesome counterpart, Chatroulette. Instead, the Cute Roulette website only shows YouTube videos of cute animals. It’s seriously adorable. Kittens! Puppies! They even make meercats cute! But this website can sometimes be sickeningly sweet, so Cadenza has some suggestions for like-minded websites that we want to see:
5. Reddit Roulette—Reddit’s already a perfect time waster, so why not make it even better? (Worse?) This website would bring you to a random reddit page so you can waste time voting posts up and down.
4. Statue Searcher—There are tons of awesome statues in the world, but it’s impossible to see them all in one lifetime. This new website would bring you a new one after every click and make you feel more cultured every time.
3. cutebabyroulette—Sure, this might be slightly illegal, but if baby animals can be adorable, how much better would actual babies be?!
2. Insult Inventor—Roommate got you down after she sexiled you for the third time this week? You could come to this website to generate the perfect comeback for any situation (if you click enough times, at least).
1. Keanu Reeves Faces Finder—Okay, maybe this one would get boring fairly quickly, but if you’re that bored…at least he’s pretty sometimes?