Who can forget the apogee of all Disney shows, “Lizzie McGuire”? You’d be hard pressed to find a girl above 17 these days who wasn’t guided through the horrors of middle school by the infamous trio of Lizzie, Miranda and Gordo.

During the middle-of-the-fall entertainment news lull, Cadenza needs to get creative with what stories to run. Our solution? Thinking of TV/movie characters that really should go to our school, if […]