Struggling to focus on the game? Here’s a fun scavenger hunt. Rack up “points” each time you encounter these glorious experiences throughout the game itself and the accompanying commercials (or the commercials and accompanying game). Turn it into a game of Bingo or something more “fun,” whatever. Play with your friends and have a good time! Be safe and don’t skip class Monday morning.

Disclaimer: Any resemblance of this activity to a drinking game is purely coincidence. Student Life does not condone underage drinking nor the consumption of alcohol on Washington University property.

2 points/shots of water/choose-your-unit: You hear the word “Omaha”

2: Cam Newton completes a pass to a wide receiver you’ve never heard of

2: Peyton Manning throws a wobbly spiral

2: The Geico lizard is confronted with the fact that he is a small lizard living in a normal-sized human’s world

2: An innocent child is corrupted by the siren song of Doritos

4: A commercial fails to hit the right emotional register

4: A GoDaddy commercial makes you feel uncomfortable about your recent purchase of the domain “salamibaby.gov” (and uncomfortable about literally everything else in your life)

4: A Nationwide commercial makes you want to hug your unborn children

4: Cam Newton steals a touchdown from Jonathan Stewart

4: Chris Martin reminds you of a shriveled noodle you found under your stove grate once

4: You see Peyton Manning’s forehead without seeing the rest of Peyton Manning

6: You spot Matthew McConaughey intensely staring out of the half-cranked window of a Lincoln

6: You start sobbing uncontrollably at a Budweiser commercial that features dogs and/or horses

10: Cam Newton dabs

2: Coldplay plays “Clocks”

5,259: Someone insists on playing/singing Sufjan Stevens’ “Chicago” in harmony with Coldplay’s “Clocks”