Want a good movie to watch with your family or partner? Avoid these! In 2024 we were blessed with so many great new releases, so here are the sexiest of them all. 

“Love Lies Bleeding”

This film is two hours of pure female roid-rage. Lou (Kristen Stewart) manages a gym which Jackie (Katy M. O’Brian), a determined bodybuilder, passes through on her way to Las Vegas for a competition. Intertwined within Lou and Jackie’s love story is a gory, grotesque, and violent adventure that warns what happens when “love” goes too far. 

“MaXXXine”

Knowing your self-worth is one of the sexiest themes in so many movies from 2024. In “MaXXXine,” the third installment of Ti West’s horror “X” trilogy, protagonist Maxine Minx (Mia Goth) decides that she’s had enough: she’s tired of being the star of adult films and is instead determined to be a star in Hollywood films instead. Throughout her struggle to stardom, Maxine exudes a sexy confidence, always repeating her mantra, “I will not accept a life I do not deserve,” while dressed in a killer wardrobe with daring makeup looks.

“Challengers”

Tense tennis matches, a heated and twisted love triangle, and crunchy churros. That’s all I’ll say for this one!

“My Old Ass”

Enjoying the present and living life to its fullest potential is sexy! While doing shrooms in the woods, Elliott (Maisy Stella) meets her future self (Aubrey Plaza). Soon, Elliott realizes the importance of living in the present moment and takes time to be with her parents and two siblings, resolving to not take anything for granted anymore. She navigates her sexuality, meets the love of her life, and enjoys her final weeks at home before leaving for college. This film will definitely make you laugh, it might make you cry, and it’s definitely sexy.

“Boy Kills World” and “Monkey Man”

In both (very similar) films, an attractive man savages a whole city in order to avenge his family member’s death. Both protagonists (Dev Patel in “Monkey Man” and Bill Skarsgård in “Boy Kills World”) are bloodthirsty and hell-bent on revenge, no matter who they hurt. Both protagonists also have the sharpest abs shown in any AMC in 2024. 

“Anora”

Ani (Mikey Madison), a Brooklyn stripper, marries Vanya (Mark Eydelshteyn), the charismatic son of a Russian oligarch. “Anora” is a modern Cinderella story that plays with your emotions and expectations, leaving you wanting to laugh, cry, throw up, and maybe even scream as you leave the theater. It’s raw, intentional, and honest. With stunning visuals, addictive characters, and a small peek into a stripper’s life, it might even be the sexiest movie of 2024.

My 2023 Honorable Mentions: 

“National Anthem”

The American Dream through the eyes of a troupe of queer rodeo performers — amazing.

“Saltburn”

Sexy enough to regret watching this with my whole family on opening night!