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Darndest George Clooney movie quotes

Friday, November 06, 2009 ||

1. Is this your first time being robbed? You’re doing great. (“Out of Sight”)
2. This is why Superman works alone. (“Batman and Robin”)
3. There’s a 95-pound Chinese man with 160 million dollars behind this door. (“Ocean’s Eleven”)
4. I guess, something inside of me died, when I realized that you’d hired a goon to kill [...]

‘The Men Who Stare at Goats’

Friday, November 06, 2009 || Christina Wilson

Bob Wilton (Ewan McGregor) is a journalist in over his head when he decides to go to Iraq during the earlier stages of the invasion. While waiting to cross the border, he meets Lyn Cassady (George Clooney), who is also on his way to Iraq on a super-top-secret black ops mission.

Oh my god, it’s almost 2010: Best Maury Moments

Friday, November 06, 2009 || Hannah Schwartz

As the decade draws to a close, it becomes necessary to reflect on the events and experiences that have shaped our last 10 years. And what could be more important, in this reflection, than the “Maury” show? Connie Chung’s husband has proved himself to be of equal caliber as a hard-hitting journalist in his coverage of everything the public really truly cares about: obese infants, baby daddies, out-of-control teens and irrational phobias.

Vagina Panther | Vagina Panther

Wednesday, November 04, 2009 || Princeton Hynes

You were dead wrong when you were thinking that a vagina panther was a big cat.

Raditude | Weezer

Wednesday, November 04, 2009 || Percy Olsen

The album cover of Weezer’s new album, “Raditude,” is awesome. You see, there’s this dog, and being a dog, he doesn’t have wings, yet he’s flying through the air.

‘Modern Family’ is Awesome

Wednesday, November 04, 2009 || Ashley Johnson

It’s been a great season for television. With numerous hits such as “Flash Forward,” “Glee” and “Community,” television is looking up.

Play On | Carrie Underwood

Wednesday, November 04, 2009 || Andrew Senter

Carrie Underwood undeniably has a cute, folksy charm. Listeners (and watchers) are instantly able to identify with her, especially when compared to other modern divas that seem psychotic and distant from reality (re. Britney Spears). She also has a fantastic voice that can be very powerful and stirring. Unfortunately, being cute and having a great [...]

Oh my God, it’s almost 2010: Worst Boy Band Attempts

Wednesday, November 04, 2009 || Steph Spera

Halloween just came and went, soon 102.5 will start playing only Christmas music and before you know it, it will be 2010.

YouTube Video of the Week: ‘ATL Hoodrat aka SOULJA GIRL goes crazy on the Marta!’

Monday, November 02, 2009 || Princeton Hynes

There comes a time in every person’s life when we all just want to punch an old lady on a train.
OK, so maybe not all of us. But for those of us who do, there’s YouTube. The first in the Friday series of YouTube hilarity is “ATL Hoodrat aka SOULJA GIRL goes crazy on the Marta!”

‘One Foot Out the Door’ | Mike Posner

Monday, November 02, 2009 || Alex Terrono

By now you should have heard about Mike Posner, the senior from Duke who is making waves throughout the music industry with his first two mixtapes. If you haven’t, don’t worry; you’re not alone. There are plenty of people who have yet to discover the musical genius of Posner, but that’s what I am here to correct.

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