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Eskimo kisses: Innocent nuzzle or erotic romp?

While abroad in the early years of the new millennia, Wash. U. students had the unique opportunity to witness real Eskimos kissing. Ever since this chance encounter, Wash. U. students have emulated this style of kissing around campus, no matter what the temperature.

A. Concerned Citizen | Iditarod Champion

Professors and staff to undergo caveman sensitivity training

Chancellor Wrighton announced earlier this week that all Washington University employees will be required to attend sensitivity training after a professor made a prejudicial statement in front of his class.

Diane Lee O’Neder | Gecko in Residence

How to score girls on the Wash. U. campus

Have you had trouble getting fine Wash. U. girls lately? Has your typically pickup line of, “I’m a pre-med, what’s your sign?” been failing you? While this campus is teeming with gorgeous girls, maybe a change of search strategy is in order.

Mystery McFine | The Pickup Artist

Tomatoes make their re-debut on campus

Students all across campus rejoiced on March 19 as Bon Appétit announced that tomatoes would return to campus via shipments from farmers in California and Mexico. However, what Bon Appétit did not tell students was that Californian and Mexican tomatoes will make up only a small percentage of the total tomato shipment.

Tommy Tomato | Immolokee worker

Most effective food aphrodisiacs

What you knead to get it on… a look at foods to spice up your love life.

L Moore | Sex Columnist

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