Even if you’re not a football fan, there might still be merit in watching Super Bowl LVI. Our staff has four alternate motivations for you.

The only question I had before I began watching this Super Bowl was why was I going to watch it in the first place. I toiled over it before the game started. I revisited the question as the game became a soulless dredge over the home stretch.

This is painful year to be a former St. Louis Rams fan. Not only has your former team reached the pinnacle of success—the Super Bowl—only three years after they left St. Louis, but they’re also facing America’s most hated team, the New England Patriots. There appears to be no good outcomes of the game.

So, we have another L.A.-Boston championship. Here’s how the Student Life sports staff thinks this one will go. Hint: Title-starved Beantown (none in three months!) will host another parade.