AOTPA ends up sounding exactly how you would expect it to—and that’s the issue.

Anyone who knows me is aware that my music taste is basically that of a middle-aged dad. My entire Spotify is full of almost exclusively 1950s, ‘60s, ‘70s music, including genres like rock ’n’ roll, soul, funk, blues, country rock and so on.

Beyond their musical shortcomings, the members of Led Zeppelin were, putting it bluntly, just horrible people.

The past few months have been marked by reunion announcements from a number of high-profile bands. Neutral Milk Hotel embarked on its first tour in nearly 15 years last October. OutKast will perform together this spring for the first time since 2007.