Romeo and Juliet, eat your heart out! Shakespeare may have been a master of prose in his time, but throughout the 1980s and ’90s, that award most surely went to Fabio and the horde of writers who put him on the cover of their dime-store romance novels. In honor of Valentine’s Day, the most romantic day of the year, here are four completely made-up plot summaries based solely on our favorite Fabio book covers.