It is a universally acknowledged truth that “Anaconda” by Nicki Minaj was/is the best thing that has ever happened to pop culture. And where better to enjoy her spit lyrics than these on-campus locations?

1. East Asian Library

Wooden chairs that creak to the beat of your butt-popping. Also some pretty nice architecture – like Nicki’s butt.

2. Graham Chapel

A quiet space with stained glass windows that metaphorically represent how godlike and *flawless [remix]* “Anaconda” is. Not listening to “Anaconda” – now that is unholy.

3. Law Library

“Was in shootouts with the law, but he live in a palace.” Nicki is clearly begging you to listen to her hit in the law library / palace of knowledge.

4. Elizabeth Gray Danforth Butterfly Garden

Butterflies and anacondas are both part of nature, as is erotic dancing to Nicki’s tune. The outdoor setting is *almost* a replica to the jungle scene used in the music video.

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5. Brauer Hall (Engineering)

The only place to measure the slope of that ASSymptote.

6. The Basement of Olin

Nicki is all about that bass(ment).

7. Kemper Art Museum

The only place on campus where true works of art are appreciated.

8. The Athletic Complex

Inspirational and instructional lyrics for workouts. “Oh my god, look at her butt.” *looks at everyone’s athletic butts in the gym*

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9. The Bathroom

Literally any bathroom has good acoustics, so take your headphones out and really discover the richness of this end-of-summer jam.

10. The Circ

The cushioned seats are good for glutes which will no doubt need a break after dancing to “Anaconda.” Sometimes the ride gets bumpy, but that’s okay because it is just bouncing along to the sick bass.

11. Any Lecture Hall

The best location to memorize the lyrics, especially the pre-chorus.

12. The Line at Starbucks

Extra whip, please.

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13. Millbrook Parking Garage

The best place to look for a dude named Michael who rides motorcycles.

14. The DUC

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