There’s one thing we like lots and lots,
We like lots of tater tots.
We can eat them in our classes,
Or while sitting on our-backsides.
We used to eat them here and there,
We used to get them everywhere.
CC fryer-ketchup please!
Village Grill, with grilled cheese.
But what has happened? We don’t know.
Where did all the taters go?
Sweet potato fries are well and fine,
But we want tots! We’ll stand in line!
Tater tots are great, are grand,
The tastiest grease in Danforth land.
You can eat them while you study,
You can eat them with a buddy.
You can eat them when you’re drunk.
But Bon Appetit says they’re junk?
“These tots have trans fats, and this is bad.”
They tell us this; it makes us sad.
“No more trans fats at this school.”
But it’s these tots that make us drool!
At 44 grand, we pay big bucks,
But no tots? That really sucks.
Bon Appetit says trans fats must go.
They make you chubby, make you slow.
We agree-these fats are bad.
You should not eat them in your pad.
Cut fat out, take it away.
With trans fats, we will not play.
Thank you Carmody for cutting the grease,
But one suggestion to keep the peace-
Find us tots and bring them back.
Buy them, buy them, by the sack!
Search for them high, search for them low.
Find healthy tots-please go, go, go!
Trans fat free’s the way to be,
So we’ll try to wait patiently.
But do not wipe them from the menu
At every campus eating venue.
French fries, Boscos, chicken tenders-
We need tots from other vendors!