Love me, forget about the dog

I do not like dogs. They slobber, they drool, they shed, and they always manage to jump on me at the worst possible times. They also aren’t really that cute. Yes, I am aware that this makes me a soulless human being. I know that you dog lovers think these foul creatures are man’s best friend, and I understand that you have this annoying “Love me, love my dog” mentality.

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