I believe in Lance Armstrong. I am not saying I believe Lance Armstrong. I am not going to tell you that I believe that he never used performance-enhancing drugs or that he never presented false evidence to the USADA or that the teammates who claimed they doped with him are liars.

Why does it seem like the whole word hates Justin Bieber? It is strange to me that this harmless teenager, widely acknowledged to look like either a Labrador Retriever or a lesbian, commands enough hatred that Twitter and 4chan has wished him upon North Korea. Here are a few reasons that he does not deserve your hatred.