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A Wash. U. student’s guide to pick-up lines for every situation

Congratulations, you’ve made it to college! By now, you’ve probably immersed yourself in academics, extracurricular activities, friends, and, of course, romantic interests. Many undergraduates, however, find themselves frustratingly incapable of succeeding in the latter of these pursuits.

| Contributing Writer

Sports pick-up lines

Athletes get all the chicks (or dudes). We all know it. There are a multitude of possible reasons for this phenomenon. People like athletes because they’re always in tip-top shape. They think the letterman jacket looks sexy. But here’s the real reason: people love winners. And as you know, Wash. U. wins a lot at […]

Sports Staff

Sex and Pizza

You know it’s tough being a guy. Rodney Dangerfield said it best with his “I get no respect.” When it comes to dating, it’s difficult to be the man. Right off the bat, women think that all we want from them is sex. Come on, ladies. It’s 2011, the new age of dating. Give us a break. We want that and then some.

| Staff Columnist

Pokemon Pick-Up Lines

The top 15 Pokemon Pick-Up lines

Adam Rubin | Cadenza Reporter

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