Why you can’t get the girl (or guy): Fashion 101 for the average Wash. U. guy

Have you ever wondered why that girl or guy in your chemistry class never remembers your name? Or why they never seem to notice your wave while in line for stir fry? Or maybe why people in general aren’t that welcoming to you? Well, look in a mirror and scrutinize your reflection. The problem could be an extremely simple one: bad fashion choices.

| Cadenza Reporter

A guy’s guide to oral sex

According to a recent study funded by Church and Dwight Co. Inc, the maker of Trojan products, women are more likely to orgasm when oral sex, or cunnilingus, is included in foreplay. Seventy percent of women between 20-24 reported receiving oral sex during sex—so guys, if you’re not going down on your girl, you’re not measuring up to the majority of women’s sexual experiences. If a lack of knowledge or experience is what’s holding you back, read this step-by-step guide and don’t give yourself any more excuses for getting down and dirty.

| Senior Scene Editor

Top spring 2010 runway trends guys should actually try

I sometimes feel that guys are more wary of fashion trends than ladies. For this reason, I’ve decided to outline some easy spring runway trends to try out. Why should you even care what’s popular this season? Well, quite frankly, no one wants to have the same boring look forever.

| Scene Fashion Columnist

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