Okay. So you know how, like, when you tell someone when your birthday is they say something ridiculous like, “Oh. So, like, when your mom told your dad she was going into labor was your dad all like, ‘Ahhh, you got me! Good joke!’”?

According to the most recent statistics from Wash. U.’s largest entity, the Drug Research and Experimental Use Group, heroin addiction among students has skyrocketed to 90 percent.

Washington University has made many strides in reducing its carbon footprint and promoting a sustainable lifestyle. However, there is still much room for improvement. To that end, here are StudLife’s suggestions for increasing the sustainability of Wash. U.