What to do with a boo-less Valentine’s Day

Buckle up, grab your tissues (and maybe your lotion) and remember we are all alone in the end anyway.

On not being moved into college

During those occasional, but not uncommon, moments when I find myself seeking perhaps a bit more attention than is due to me at the moment, I know exactly how to effortlessly reorient the room’s spotlight.

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