Good hair day? Well, not anymore, so long as the sprinklers have it their way, and they always do. It seems as though Washington University’s campus is plagued by sprinklers. I get it. They’re a necessity and important to the growth of the plants and greenery on campus. But, why do I feel like the sprinklers hit more of me than the plants? I can always count on walking out the south entrance of Olin Library with a stack of freshly printed papers in hand, only to be caught off guard by the sprinkler that for some reason is pointing nowhere close to the grass, but towards the sidewalk. Take this as a warning: Beware of the useless sprinklers. Stay dry out there.