“The Blank Monologues,” previously called “The Vagina Monologues,” will be staging performances on Friday and Saturday at 7:30 p.m. in Holmes Lounge.

Every so often, an athlete-athlete, athlete-celebrity or athlete-regular person couple comes along that reminds us love is real and perfection is attainable. Here are the Student Life sports staff’s favorite athlete couples, past and present.

Many artists have inserted their voices into this debate with a firm “YES” by writing these sex-themed songs, but they’re so bad that they made me think sex music just might not even be worth it.

“Teenage Dream” is all about spending time with the person you love; it’s about the youthful spirit of living as a teenager.

Eve Ensler’s play “The Vagina Monologues” was performed by Washington University students to sold-out audiences in Holmes Lounge Feb. 9 and 10.

I look constantly terrified. That makes it fun (and easy) for people to sexually harass me.

A lot of us are familiar with the “just want to hook up, nothing serious” text.

After sustaining jokes about how “no one reads Student Life” the rest of the year, it’s nice to put together something that people will actually see.

It goes something like this: A male athlete becomes involved with a Kardashian-Jenne, and all of a sudden, things start going wrong for him.

Why does sex have to be the end all be all? Check out our meme-inspired list of things better than sex.