Despite the administration moving W.I.L.D. to Friday this year, festivities will undoubtedly unfold in the same manner. Many professors have canceled Friday-afternoon classes, and for those students unlucky enough to have fun-hating professors, they always have the option of not even showing up. After all, what are they going to do? Call your parents? We here in Cadenza believe that the tradition of W.I.L.D. should continue on as it has for the millions of years that it has existed. As such, we have created a drinking game that exemplifies all those traditions in the most fun way possible.** So grab a glass and don your favorite pair of beer goggles. It’s time to play!

Take a sip if:
-Someone complains about the act.
-A girl (or guy) is wearing a cut-off shirt.
-You pass a passed out freshman.
-You hear someone caring about the acts.
-You see PDA best left for the dorm room.
-Someone bitches about the food/lack thereof.
-Lines for the port-a-potties reach dangerous lengths.

Take a shot if:
-You see an upperclassman hooking up with a freshman, drunk or sober.
-Someone streaks through the crowd.
-Freshman with little to no dance skills “breaks it down hardcore, dude.”
-Someone brings a guitar.
-Jerk tries to play said guitar…while an act is performing.
-Freshman flocks are scattered across the quad.
-Drunken girl asks, “Have you seen my friend? She’s [incoherent babbling].”
-WUPD catches drunk boy pissing in the flowerbeds.

Drain the bottle if:
-WUPD catches drunk girl pissing in the flowerbeds.
-Freshmen take this opportunity to try out for the “other team.”
-People actually pay attention to one of the opening acts.
-No one applauds for “the Pose”.

To all those freshmen and sophomores currently below the drinking age, fear not. We recommend that you play this game with shots of espresso. Results will be surprisingly similar.