Life Lessons, from “30 Rock”

| Senior Cadenza Editor

1. “Live every week like it’s shark week.” – Tracy Jordan
2. “You can’t ask a bird not to fly. You can’t ask a fish not to swim. And you can’t ask a tiger not to turn back into a Chinese dude at midnight.” – Tracy Jordan
3.“Even when things seem bad, there is someone who is having a worse day. Like being stung by a bee, or getting a splinter, or being chained to a wall in someone’s sex dungeon.” – Kenneth Parcells
4. “Heavy is the head that eats the crayons.” – Tracy Jordan
5. “Never go with a hippie to a second location.”  – Jack Donaghy
6. “Dress every day like you’re going to be murdered in those clothes.” – Tracy Jordan
7. “Regrets are for horseshoes and handbags.” – Tracy Jordan
8. “You wake a sleepwalker, you risk getting urinated on.” – Jack Donaghy
9. “Friendship and trust in the entourage is the most important thing. Like that HBO show, ‘John Adams.’” – Tracy Jordan
10. “You need to wear a bra.” – Liz Lemon

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