Conan’s back (hooray!) and we just published an article commemorating, but mostly evaluating, his return to late night. Hint: he passed. But the article does not contain any of the clips it references. This being the internet, it seems silly to let that slide.
Conan‘s cold open was winky, wacky and sophomoric all at once—the perfect Conan video.
His monologue didn’t impress
It really makes you think, “What is a Tokyo Sandblaster?”
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Half-assed production values remind me of Late Night again
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Julie Bowen evokes something fierce in Conan
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Tom Hanks is given a hero’s welcome
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I think Conan and Jack White hang out on the weekends
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