9:02: S: TWO WEEKS? Nooo! Oh, Hannah’s just changed it to The Cougar’. On TV Land. Fingers crossed the cougar is Bea Arthur.
9:01: H: Oh, there it is. Long time no see indeed, Faraday.
9:00: S: Where is the WTF moment, Lost?
8:59: S: So LOST is just J.J. Abrams huge pitch to George Lucas for the next Start Wars movie?
8:51: S: Punching a guy and tying him up: That’s the Sawyer I know and love.
8:50: H: Hurley, don’t let an old man named Biff get a hold of your journal. He wreaked some havoc with a Sports Almanac a few years back.
8:49: S: Oh My God. Hurley wrote Star Wars!
8:48: S: I hope adult Miles will get to hold baby Miles…
8:47: H: Seems like he’s with Ben. He’s certainly cocky enough. Not nearly creepy enough, though.
8:46: S: Who is this guy? Slash, what lies in the shadow of the statue?
8:45: S: Legit, I do not want to watch her actually licking herself.
8:44: H: This Hardee’s commercial makes me physically ill. Beautiful lady walking through a farmer’s market who proceeds to pig out disgustingly on an oozing burger. Makes me hungry, of course.
8:39: S: Building the Hatch. (Sidenote: Hannah is saying these numbers out loud).
8:38: S: Baby Miles and adult Miles are in the same location!?!
8:36: H: This is Roger: “I hate you, Jack. Go away. Now let me confide in you about my conspiracy theories.”
8:34: S: I think Captain and Tennille’s relationship are symbolic of Hurley and Miles’.
8:29: S: Haha, douche. Fun fact, Hannah only recently told me how to spell that word correctly. Deutsch does not equal Douche. Unless it was circa 1943. Or David Hasselhoff.
8:28: H: 1. They can say douche on TV??? 2. Dr. Chang is Miles’ dad! Good job, Steph.
8:27: S: Dr. Chang, more like Dr. Asshole.
8:26: H: Sometimes I get the feeling that Hurley is not crazy, he’s just kind of stupid.
8:25: S: Han, that is why we are biffs. Also, Captain and Tennille! At least they went back to solid music.
8:24: H: Kate, stop flirting with Ben’s dad. It’s creepy. And you’re a whore. And once again, why do you want to save Ben’s life? I will never understand.
8:23: S: 1. Miles, I could totally pull the ‘your-dead-son-loved-you-now-give-me-three-grand’. 2. Oh, hey Naomi.
8:21: S: There is no way Hurley can talk to dead people…that’s just some latent crazy.
8:20: H: Death by filling? Sux. Not a glamorous way to go.
8:19: S: Oh Hurley, that is not flatulence, that is a corpse.
8:14: S: Real convincing, Juliet.
8:13: S: My technical related difficulties are over! Slash, Dr. Chang? Miles dad? Or me being racist?
8:12: H: Okay, not so anti-climactic anymore. Miles’ dad’s body is totally on the Island!
8:12: H: The music right now does not fit this very anti-climactic moment.
8:10: H: Miles is sooo punk rock right now. Skunk hair is always in style.
8:03: H: Way to use a nondescript Asian child to represent Miles, Lost people.