Scott BresslerWhile everyone is cozying up with their significant other this Valentine’s Day, it is worth remembering the Seven Deadly Sins and the dangers they pose to the debonnaire young man.
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lust
Remember, you were created with two heads, but not enough blood to use both at the same time. Make good choices.
wrath
Beware the wrath of a woman scorned, especially when she’s wearing stilettos.
sloth
If you can’t get up, you’ll never get down. You can lie around in bed all day, but remember, it takes two to tango.
envy
You can look but you can’t touch. Well, you can, but don’t get caught.
pride
If you put yourself on a pedestal, it will be all the easier to get knocked down.
gluttony
Everything in moderation, except the fun stuff.
greed
Stay away from gold diggers. Having that girl take your heart away is great, but don’t let her get away with your wallet, too.