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Matthew Goldberg

Krishna Murali

The game of the week is definitely Minnesota vs. Philadelphia. You have the best receiver in the game, Randy Moss, against Terrell Owens, who grabbed three touchdowns in his Eagles debut.

Game of the week:
Minnesota vs. Philadelphia

These could be two of the premier teams in the NFC come week 17.

Jeff Novack

Cleveland Browns quarterback Jeff Garcia’s current girlfriend, Playboy Playmate of the Year Carmella DeCesare, was charged with assaulting Garcia’s former girlfriend at a bar. In a related development, underachieving former Browns #1 overall draft pick Courtney Brown no longer owns the title of biggest bust at Browns games.

Game of the week:
Indianapolis vs. Tennessee

Last years’ co-MVPs meet as Steve McNair and Peyton Manning face off. Between New England last week and Tennessee this week, the Colts have one of the toughest openings two weeks in the league. For Colts fans, this must be the most difficult two weeks to watch since the Sandra Bullock/Hugh Grant romantic comedy “Two Weeks’ Notice.”

Chris McArdle

If Deuce McAllister were on Facebook, I would poke him.

Game of the week:
New Orleans vs. San Francisco

The New Orleans Saints will rebound this week against the San Francisco 49’ers after a disappointing loss week 1 against the Seahawks. The Saints simply have too many talents on offense not to win this game (and every other game they play for that matter). If the Saints could only find a way to limit the mistakes made by their QB Aaron Brooks, there really would be no stopping them…

Dan Novack

This season is clearly Kellen Winslow’s year. While some believe the rookie tight end’s references to himself as “a soldier” were in poor taste, I for one believe he should be applauded for having the insight to know that only through such a ridiculous remark could he possibly catapult himself into the upper echelon of NFL assholes, joining Giants tight end Jeremy Shockey and Dallas head coach Bill Parcells.

Game of the week:
Atlanta vs. St. Louis

You have to respect Mike Vick’s ability to make plays on the run. But you should also respect women as equals, as long as they don’t block your view of the TV when Mike Vick is playing.

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