
Companies are always looking to get their name out to the public, but maybe they should take their slogans from the billboards to the bedroom. Here are some sponsored condoms we’d like to see.
General
Chevy:
Like a rock.
Nike:
Just do it.
Secret deodorant:
Strong enough for a man but made for a woman.
Nokia:
Connecting people.
Food and drink
Milk:
Does a body good.
Maxwell House:
Good to the last drop.
Coor’s Light:
The silver bullet.
Bud Light:
Always worth it.
Pringles:
Once you pop you can’t stop.
Jif Peanut Butter:
Choosy moms choose Jif.
Kix:
Kid tested, mother approved.
Bad ideas
Kit Kat:
Give me a break.
GE:
We bring good things to life.
Safeway:
Ingredients for life.
Slim Jim:
Snap into a Slim Jim.
Credit Cards
American Express:
Don’t leave home without it.
Visa:
Accepted everywhere.
Candy
Tootsie roll pops:
How many licks does it take?
Almond Joy:
Sometimes you feel like a nut.
M&Ms:
Melts in your mouth, not in your hands.
Butterfinger:
Never lay a finger on my Butterfinger.
Fast Food
McDonald’s:
I’m lovin’ it.
Burger King:
Have it your way.
Wendy’s:
Eat great even late.
KFC:
Finger lickin’ good.
Hardee’s:
If it doesn’t get all over the place, it doesn’t belong in your face.
Steak ‘n Shake:
Open 24/7.