Nihon nightmares: Japanese filmmaking at its craziest

Matt Simonton
Bernell Dorrough

If one were to try to learn all they could about Japan through its film circuit, they would arrive at one definitive conclusion: Bless my sweet virgin eyes, what are they up to over there?! As polite, refined, and respectful as Japan might seem at first glance, there is a layer of independent filmmaking that dwells under the surface that is more hardcore than anything I’ve ever seen from America. I’m warning you: take the bar that “Requiem for a Dream,” or “Irreversible,” or any of David Lynch’s films set for you, and prepare to raise it a few notches, because you’re in for an interesting ride. These films can also prep you for Fontbonne’s upcoming “New Asian Horror” film series, which continues on Feb. 3 with “Momento Mori” and will run every week for a month. (Finding that info actually necessitated going to Fontbonne’s web page. I guess there’s a first time for everything.) Enjoy.

Audition (1999)
Director: Takashi Miike
Starring: Ryo Ishibashi, Eihi Shiina

Takashi Miike, who merits enough “weirdo” points to rival David Lynch or John Waters, masterfully directs this romantic comedy turned horror flick. It starts innocently enough: TV producer Aoyama (Ishibashi) seeks to find a new wife after years of single parenthood. His partner comes up with a somewhat misogynistic idea: hold an audition for a new female part, thus having hundreds of women at your disposal to pick and choose from. Aoyama settles on Asami, a cute, but slightly shy, former ballerina. “Mistake of a lifetime” would be an understatement. The unassuming Asami turns out to have quite an interesting past, one that centers around a creepy, wheelchair-bound dance instructor who keeps a bowl of flaming hot pokers handy. She also lives in a one-room apartment containing only a telephone and a burlap sack that moves and grunts sometimes. Once Aoyama figures out what he’s gotten into, it’s almost too late and the film spirals into a truly disgusting and harrowing climax. Miike infuses what would otherwise be an acceptable horror film with gorgeous cinematography, creating a mix of surreal beauty and unnerving terror. Say it with me now: “This wire cuts through flesh and bone easily.”

Dead or Alive (2000)
Director: Takashi Miike
Starring: Sho Aikiwa, Riki Takeuchi

Hey, it’s Miike, again, bringing you another visual feast of cops, gangsters, blood, guts, and, of course, a giant dancing chicken. If you can last through the film’s opening montage, featuring an exploding stomach full of noodles, a twenty-foot-long line of coke, a bathroom rape scene, and (and this warrants a lengthy description) a man in a tiny codpiece being manually pleasured on a spinning wheel while a gangster/clown hurls knives at him, you can survive the whole thing. Once the dust settles, we find that a Japanese cop, Jojima (Aikiwa), is trying to keep the balance of good and evil intact while a band of young Sino-Japanese hoodlums, led by the ÿRoy Orbison-meets-Sonny Chiba-looking Ryuchi (Takeuchi), stir up trouble between rival gangs. Jojima also has to worry about making enough money to cure his teenage daughter of a rare heart condition. Meanwhile, we encounter bestial pornography merchants, a dancer soaking in a kiddie pool of questionable liquid, and other such revolting sights. The denouement, much like the opening, effectively tosses any expectations for a gangster film out the window. A gross, but engrossing cops-and-robbers rollercoaster.

Battle Royale (2001)
Director: Kinji Fukusaku
Starring: Tatsuya Fujiwara, Aki Maeda, Beat Takeshi

This film had a profound effect on Quentin Tarantino, so you know it’s gonna be a grand ol’ time. And indeed, it doesn’t take its time getting to the point, as we’re greeted with young Shuya (Fujiwara) discovering his father’s suicide. Perhaps a new year at boarding school will do him well; after all, a cutie named Noriko (Maeda) bakes him some cookies on their school field trip. Think again! The eighth graders are kidnapped and taken to a deserted island, where, under the Millenial Reform School Act, they are forced to do battle until only one lucky kiddo survives. Each child is given a survival kit and a distinct weapon or gadget, ranging from crossbows to bullhorns to automatic firearms. A ruthless supervisor (Japanese cult legend Beat Takeshi) oversees the brutal process. It’s hard to know what to think about “Battle Royale”; it’s entertaining but obviously disturbing, given that middle schoolers are blowing each other’s brains out left and right. Toss in the usual playground drama: secret crushes, “cool” cliques, and the outcasts getting their chance at revenge, and it’s like “The Wonder Years” by way of “Apocalypse Now”.

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