Archive for November, 2007

Things to be thankful for: A Thanksgiving misadventure

Friday, November 30th, 2007 | Michelle Albert

In this modern day and age, most people see Thanksgiving as a time to step back and see what really matters. Not cars, nor the newest iPod, but family, friends and stellar turkey basting and pie-making abilities. Not me. Not this year. This Thanksgiving, I decided that I would move beyond the basic realms for thankfulness. This year, I am thankful for the technology that both makes our lives easier and causes mass hysteria at electronic stores when the newest gadget makes its debut. Call me shallow and materialistic, if you must, but I wouldn’t be writing right now if it weren’t for technology.

After a normal, family Thanksgiving that involved two of my little cousins sitting on my feet and demanding that I drag them around the living room all night, I found that, all too soon, it was Sunday, and my return to Wash. U’.s hallowed halls was imminent. After a frenzied morning trying to cram everything I needed into my suitcase (is it just me, or do I always go back to school with more stuff than when I left?) I checked the status of my flight online and found it to be delayed half an hour, giving me an extra half hour to get ready.

The first thing I am thankful for this year: the Internet. Thank you, Southwest.com, for allowing harried and neurotic passengers to check the status of their flight, thus making travel preparations easier.

Once everything was bundled into the car, my mom and I hit the road, zipping down the highway towards the airport. However, after thirty minutes or so of quick, unimpeded driving, we hit a wall of solid traffic. A wall that, according to the radio (another thing to be thankful for, but not in my top four), was caused by a two-lane accident four miles away. Four miles of bumper-to-bumper traffic between our car and the accident. And my flight was leaving in a little over an hour. Panicked, I called my dad at home while my mom activated the GPS system in the car. After much conversation, an alternate route to the airport was found, and my mom pulled an illegal driving-on-the-shoulder-past-the-cars-ahead-of-us move to the nearest exit.

The second and third things I am thankful for: cell phones and GPS systems. Thank you, satellite gurus, for understanding that the ability to contact someone in your five at all times, and that the need to discern your exact location, is necessary to an overall feeling of security and to good mental health.

After a hug goodbye in the Departures drop-off lane, I rushed inside, schlepping two stuffed bags and causing a bit of a scene. It must have been the scarily determined look on my face. The line at Southwest’s electronic check-in station was short, and I was able to check my bag and breeze through security. I made it to my gate before the plane did, magazine and water bottle in tow, and I was able to make my triumphant return to St. Louis in order to finish off the first semester of my senior year.

The fourth and last thing I am thankful for: electronic check-in. Thank you, Southwest (and all other airlines with this capability), for allowing passengers to check-in and print boarding passes in the comfort of their homes. This measure saves time at the airport, and heightens the possibility of snagging the coveted A1 boarding spot on Southwest.

So you see, faithful readers, without technology, I would have missed my flight, and thus would have spent many frustrating hours at the airport trying to bribe a flight attendant into smuggling me onto the next flight to St. Louis. Technology, the possible new opiate of the masses, saved the day. And that is what I am truly thankful for.

Michelle is a senior in Arts & Sciences. She can be reached via e-mail at [email protected].

America’s state-run media

Friday, November 30th, 2007 | Zachary Steinert-Threlkeld

It is a common misconception that America has a free press. Our talking heads love to point out that Hugo Chávez recently closed Venezuela’s last independent television station or Vladimir Putin has slowly expropriated the last of Russia’s non-state media. Media people-news anchors, journalists, pundits, etc-then hold themselves up as the better opposite, and we usually accept this. This ignores, however, two realities: the dependence of our private media on the government for information and the direct manipulation of these outlets by the government.

Open any major national newspaper, and the majority of articles deal with government politics. Being in the middle of a war, every day is dominated by casualty figures, reports about bombings, military deployments, and the like. These casualty numbers are provided by the Department of Defense. Information about a bombing-its size, location, who was behind it-is provided by the same people. Ditto for military deployments. The point is that when we read about Afghanistan and Iraq (or troops in Korea or Germany), this does not consist of original facts and analysis on the part of these newspapers. These “stories” are Department of Defense talking points fit into article format. This regurgitory nature of news is reflected in articles’ structures, which usually consist of an introductory paragraph followed by quotes from random “esteemed” individuals. Articles rarely break this template, making the transcriber’s (a.k.a. the journalist) task nothing more than attending the right briefings and calling the right people to have neat numbers and brief quotes to plug in.

This parroting is true for more than just military news. When there is a major crime, like the D.C. sniper attacks of 2002, the news consists of government spokespeople, usually law enforcement officers, relaying information to the gathered media people. This then gets uncritically broadcast on Fox News or run in the New York Times.

But the spokesperson holds a very powerful position as the gatekeeper of information (who is also controlled by other individuals), and it is only what that person says which is reported. There is hardly ever effort to look past the press conference for more information; the reporters have the quotes to fill the blanks in their templates. For example, the recent assassination attempt on Benazir Bhutto should raise numerous suspicions, but all that was printed and broadcast was information from the Pakistani government, a source even more dubious than our own. It does not take a mental giant to doubt the government of Pakistan’s reports that the attackers were two suicide bombers, “Islamic fundamentalists,” but the only news given was from spokesmen for the Pakistani government. There was no critical analysis, at least not from any major American news outlets.

In 2005, it was revealed that the Department of Education had paid Armstrong Williams $240,000 to speak favorably about President Bush’s education policies. It was later revealed that several columnists were also on the dole for two years. This was nothing more than buying news, which is hardly different than propaganda. It is more dangerous, however, because of the pretense of independence. While these media people have since been fired, it is difficult to believe that this practice has stopped; if anything, it is probably just more covert.

This is not to say that our media outlets are exactly parallel to media directly run by a state. Periodically, newspapers and broadcasts do reveal independent news which alters the political landscape; the Pentagon Papers, classified government documents detailing the government’s duplicity throughout the Vietnam War which were leaked to the New York Times, are one such example. The coverage of Hurricane Katrina, which demonstrated how cronyism and classism directly influenced our government’s incompetence, is another example; the subsequently quick national response to the California fires this summer shows how the media can positively influence government action.

Nonetheless, examples like those above are the unfortunate exception, a grand irony because it is these events from which media people construct their myths of independence and critical analysis. When our media relies on the government for its stories and the attached data, it becomes a mockery and a greater menace than true state-run media outlets. At least in Venezuela it is known that the news is state-dictated. In America, we maintain the illusion of separation between government and media outlets.

Our myths make us ignorant of the distortions we are being fed.

Zachary is a senior in Arts & Sciences. He can be reached via e-mail at [email protected].

To eat or not to eat

Friday, November 30th, 2007 | Sara Remedios
Scott Bressler

Yes, I know, this subject has been well covered. Bon Appétit is one of the more frequent targets of Student Life editorials, and complaining this late in the semester is little more than hackneyed bandwagoning. And yet, I feel compelled to say something.

As more and more students encounter the desperate and embarrassing problem of running out of points while trying to buy breakfast, it strikes me that a very good question to ask is this: why? Why are they not managing their points better? Why are they eating so much? Why didn’t they buy bigger meal plans?

Why have the prices for food gone up so much?

I’m sure I’m not the first to have noticed, but every fall it seems that the price of many (if not most) food items on campus goes up by a quarter, fifty cents, sometimes even more. My freshman year sushi cost $3.95; last year it was $4.95; this year it’s never below six points. A flavor shot in a cup of coffee has gone up from 50 cents last year to 75 now; small, to be sure, but for those who drink coffee regularly that really adds up. A bagel has gone from $1.50 to $1.70; pasta has gone from $2.95 to $3.25; a cookie has gone from $1.50 to $1.95.

Granted that the cost of living has gone up with rising gas prices and other changes in the political economy, and granted that some of these changes may have taken place last year (I don’t recall having bought a cookie last spring, so I can only contrast the price this week to that my freshman year), that doesn’t change the fact that $8.75 a day (“Grab-a-Bite”) means eating either lunch or dinner, but never ever both. Even the larger meal plans often require skipping breakfast, lunch and/or coffee to stay within a point allocation, or else surrendering early on to the fact that more points will have to be added. I have a friend who’s already added over $200 worth, and it’s only just after Thanksgiving.

Prices have to go up, fine. Again, gas prices (ergo transportation of food) have gone up substantially, I’m sure the Bon Appétit employees deserve a raise, whatever. My beef is not with the prices themselves.

What bothers me is that first of all, earlier this fall many of the signs in our eateries hadn’t been changed to reflect new prices, so unless you were watching the monitor you wouldn’t even know you’d been charged more than last year. From a student budgeting perspective that’s kind of a big deal; who really thinks about the price of what they’re buying after the first few weeks of school? More importantly, if the prices have been going up pretty steadily (since at least fall ’05, probably earlier but I can’t speak to that), why haven’t the meal plans been changed accordingly?

What it comes down to is an issue of transparency, not in the same sense as the “tell me I lost my major” in the Engineering school or the “holy crap that’s more than double” with cable/Internet fees, but in the “if you’re going to raise prices for food, reflect that in the projected living expenses by reflecting it in meal plan prices” kind of way. That way the parents, who aren’t here to witness the changes on the ground, won’t lecture on about the irresponsibility of not sticking to a budget, and those with financial concerns will have a more realistic idea of their financial commitment. That $200 has to come from somewhere, and it’s easier to deal with it if you know from the get-go that it will be an expense. Again, whether or not food prices increase is not the issue; rather, if food prices are going to increase, meal plans should increase accordingly. To eat or not to eat, to stay on budget or to stay healthy, really should not be a question.

Sara is a junior in Arts & Sciences. She can be reached via e-mail at [email protected].

Letter to the Editor

Friday, November 30th, 2007 | Tess Croner

Dear Editor:

On Friday, November 16 Student Life published an article titled “Each One Teach One adds tutoring program for needy students” on the top centerfold of the front page. This article did a good job to highlight the new Each One Teach One: College Bound program, one of the many opportunities that Washington University students have to volunteer in the St. Louis community. However, two days later, when a regular College Bound tutoring session took place in the Lopata House, not a single copy of the current edition of Student Life was left on the newspaper rack. The reason for this was that the director of College Bound snatched up all the newspapers and tucked them away so that her students wouldn’t see the condescending label that the article’s title assigned her students: needy.

As a conscientious caretaker of her students, this action was certainly justified. The word needy has pejorative connotations that are completely inaccurate to associate with the College Bound students. This word conjures up the idea that these students are in some way incapable. Instead of highlighting the heroic tenacity and commitment that each of these students brings to his or her education, the article’s title unjustly labeled them with a word normally reserved for the incapable or destitute. After regularly working with many of these students for over a year, it is clear to me that they are certainly not needy.

I am frustrated that a more illuminating and accurate adjective was not used. These students are dynamic, ambitious, intelligent and sharp; these adjectives show the formidable capabilities that each student has. Students in the College Bound program are stars among their peers, with the desire to overcome the odds that haunt under-resourced youth who lack essential support that can make succeeding in college a reality. It is this ambition that makes these students newsworthy, and it is this ambition that should be resounded.

-Alex Gillula
Each One Teach One: College Bound Coordinator

Thinking green

Friday, November 30th, 2007 | Tess Croner

I want to be a billionaire. Not a millionaire (millions are pretty measly these days). A billionaire. My resume will soon reflect this new life goal. In my fantasy future, money will have no special day-to-day meaning. I’ll simply be rolling in it, wearing it, sautéing it and eating it for breakfast. I’ll be burpingly disgustingly rich. Is this shallow? Sure it is. It’s also pretty unoriginal. Wanting to be filthy, stinking, wildly wealthy is not really a new concept. But in a way, it is to me. And I have my Wash. U. education to thank for this new perspective.

You see, I’ve never been all that into things. At least not expensive things. And it’s not like I’m striving for sainthood or anything. I like my worldly possessions just fine, and I’m pretty fond of my creature comforts. Good food, soft sheets and my beat-up, old-school iPod are some of the things that make my life worth living.

I just don’t desire or require so much stuff that I dream each night about bringing in the big bucks.

I mean, what do fantastically rich people spend their money on anyway? In the world according to MTV, the rich burn cash on sports cars, outfits for their designer dogs, kitchen Jacuzzis and private alien space shuttles. I could live without those things. In fact, I’d actually prefer to live without them. I find Chihuahuas obnoxious and Jacuzzis make my fingers all pruny. I don’t like Choo shoes or ritzy handbags. Shopping can easily give me a mini migraine. And if I had a fabulous mansion, I’d probably get lost each morning on the way to breakfast (no wonder the rich have breakfast in bed).

So why my sudden passion for billions? What’s happened here at Wash. U. that has me thinking so green? Basically, I’m getting really into this collegiate lifestyle, and I figure it’ll take major bucks to keep it going. Billions. You know what I’m talking about: doing pretty much all the things you really want to do, wearing sweatpants a lot of the time, going to a few concerts, occasionally shopping at Whole Foods, even getting to volunteer to help other people some of the time. Billions wouldn’t change this life, but just might be able to keep it going.

Please, don’t tell me to see the big picture or come to terms with my responsibilities. I’m in no rush to be an adult. My reasons for wanting to accumulate so much ka-ching are very different than yours. I’m not trying to take over the world; I’d just like to preserve this one for a lot longer than four years. Donations welcome.

Tess is a junior in Arts & Sciences and a Forum Editor. She can be reached via e-mail at [email protected].

Let Alberto Gonzales speak

Friday, November 30th, 2007 | Staff Editorial

Recently, Student Union and the College Republicans announced plans to bring former U.S. Attorney General Alberto Gonzales to campus to speak next semester. The speaking engagement, which will cost $35,000 from Student Union funds, includes $30,000 for Gonzales’ honorarium.

Many students, including those who disagree with him politically, believe that inviting Gonzales to campus is a unique and valuable opportunity. We agree with this assessment. We should, however, note that our desire to see him speak on campus does not mean that we approve of the policies he helped shape and defend while he worked for the Bush administration.

To be frank, our list of concerns about Gonzales is too long to adequately summarize in one editorial. His role in sanctioning the National Security Agency’s warrantless wiretapping program has established dangerous precedents regarding executive power. As White House Counsel, Gonzales also participated in an attempt to get Former U.S. Attorney General John Ashcroft to reauthorize President Bush’s domestic surveillance program by visiting Ashcroft at his intensive care hospital room. It should be noted that Ashcroft had previously refused to reauthorize the program citing concerns over its constitutionality.

Our gravest concerns, however, involve Gonzales’ opinions regarding the treatment of enemy combatants. According to the Washington Post, Gonzales played a key role in preparing an August 2002 memorandum advising that torturing alleged al-Qaeda terrorists in captivity abroad “may be justified.”

Gonzales also played a key role in shaping the Bush administration’s positions toward the Geneva Convention. In a January 25, 2002 memorandum to President Bush, Gonzales argued, “there are reasonable grounds.to conclude that [the Geneva POW Convention] does not apply.to the conflict with the Taliban.” As White House counsel, Gonzales also referred to certain portions of the Geneva Convention as “quaint” and “obsolete.” In his capacity as Attorney General, Gonzales also made repeated statements asserting that the Geneva Convention did not apply to military tribunals for enemy combatants, an argument that was later rejected by the Supreme Court in its Hamdan v. Rumsfeld decision.

We are also concerned by Gonzales’ misrepresentation of facts regarding President Bush’s November 13, 2001 military order establishing military tribunals to try enemy combatants. In defense of this order regarding the “detention, treatment and trial of certain non-citizens in the War Against Terrorism,” Gonzales penned a November 30, 2001 Op-Ed in the New York Times stating this: “Under the order, anyone arrested, detained or tried in the United States by a military commission will be able to challenge the lawfulness of the commission’s jurisdiction through a habeas corpus proceeding in a federal court.” In fact, according to political columnist Andrew Sullivan, President Bush’s order states exactly the opposite by directing that these individuals “shall not be privileged to seek any remedy or maintain any proceedings, directly or indirectly, or to have any such remedy or proceeding sought on [their] behalf in (i) any court of the United States, or any State thereof, (ii) any court of any foreign nation, or (iii) any international tribunal.”

Finally, there is Gonzales’ involvement in the scandal surrounding the firings of U.S. attorneys for political reasons. The former attorney general’s frequent refrain of “I don’t recall” when questioned by the Senate showed contempt for Congressional oversight of the Justice Department. Gonzales set a dangerous precedent by polticizing what should be one of the most impartial agencies of the government.

For these reasons, we do not support the work of Alberto Gonzales in his various capacities inside the Bush administration. That said, we also believe that his right to speak on campus should not be called into question.

For starters, the decision to invite Alberto Gonzales was enabled by the Student Union Treasury, which approved the additional funds required to bring him to campus. Every treasury representative is elected by the student body in order to make these kinds of decisions, and that is exactly what happened. Unless this was a gross abuse of power, and we have absolutely no reason to believe this was the case, then their actions are meant to reflect the will of the student body. We see nothing wrong with the decision to invite Gonzales.

Moreover, the Washington University community should maintain a certain level of respect for Gonzales during his speech. During a recent speech by Gonzales at the University of Florida, Gonzales was booed and heckled by students in attendance. We must emphatically ask that Washington University students avoid engaging in similar behavior. There will be appropriate venues for protest outside the 560 Music Center, and we certainly encourage students who disagree with Gonzales to exercise that right. But shouting down a man who was invited to speak at this campus in an attempt to drown out his opinion is a disrespectful and shameful action that takes attention away from any valid criticisms of Gonzales.

We do not believe that students should sit back and passively accept his opinions, but there are proper avenues for expressing your disagreements which do not involve rudely interrupting him. Whatever you may think of the man, the least he deserves is the opportunity to speak to the Washington University community.

Multimedia: Basketball coach achieves 500th career victory

Thursday, November 29th, 2007 | David Hartstein

Last week Women’s Basketball Coach Nancy Fahey got her 500th career win in a game against Kenyon College. Fahey, with 500 wins and only 86 losses, has a winning percentage of .853, which is the fourth highest in NCAA women’s basketball history for all divisions.

Here are some photos of Coach Fahey from the game. Read more about Fahey’s wins and the team’s performance here.

College Football: Conference Championship Week

Thursday, November 29th, 2007 | Dan Butschek

Missouri (#1) vs. Oklahoma (#9)

In a bizarre twist this year, the number one team in the country is an underdog in their final contest. Most people think OU can this pull this one off since they had no trouble beating Mizzou by 10 earlier in the season. But we should not count the Tigers out just yet. Chase Daniel has been looking better and better as the season has gone on and Missouri is fighting for their first National Championship ever. Oklahoma on the other hand has struggled a bit this season. They were shocked by Colorado early on and again two weeks ago in a seven point loss to Texas Tech. Tech, like Mizzou, has a strong passing offense and their mediocre defense was able to hold its own against OU. With the absence of DeMarco Murray, this game is going to come down to the quarterback play. I’m picking Missouri to pull off a shocker in this one because when it comes down to it, Chase Daniel is going to want to make a statement to Heisman voters one last time on national television. And don’t forget he’s definitely going to be looking to get revenge on the team that provided them with their one loss this season.

Tennessee (#14) vs. LSU (#7)

This game has lost some steam with LSU losing last week in overtime to Arkansas but then again this is still the SEC championship game. LSU comes off as the favorite, having remained near the top of the polls for most of the year. I too think LSU is going to pull this one off. Look, Tennessee is a good football team but it has shown enormous flaws at points this season. Their three losses to Florida, Cal and Alabama were extremely lopsided unlike the close upsets experienced by LSU. It is true that LSU has underachieved at points this year but I don’t think they are going to drop two in a row and risk losing out on a BCS bowl all together.

Virginia Tech (#6) vs. Boston College (#11)

This is an interesting rematch from earlier this season. Last time, Matt Ryan led BC down the field two times in a row to score 14 points in under two minutes to steal a win away from Virginia Tech. Matt Ryan has been unable to repeat this last minute success in later games, resulting in back to back losses to unranked teams. They have been able to pull some success together recently with wins over Clemson and Miami, but neither really demonstrated the true potential of this team. Virginia Tech started the season off with a horrible loss to LSU but has managed to pull together a pretty solid season. I’m going to pick Tech to win this one because Matt Ryan and BC have just been too inconsistent this year. Virginia Tech, like Missouri, is going to be looking for revenge from earlier in the season. BC has weaknesses and Tech will be able to exploit them. Overall, it’s going to be their balance of strong offense and staunch defense that is going to allow them to walk away with this one.

News so absurd, it must be true

Thursday, November 29th, 2007 | David Brody

Fisherman admits to stabbing sea lion

A Los Angeles man pled guilty to violating the federal Marine Mammal Protection Act by stabbing a sea lion that stole his bait, according to the Associated Press. Hai Nguyen, 24, faces up to one year in prison and a fine of $20,000 for the misdemeanor charge.

“I was fishing and I tried to scare it away,” he said. Nguyen told the judge that he was not trying to kill the animal.

He stabbed the sea lion with a steak knife after it stole his bait, piercing the mammal’s heart. It was later euthanized.

Prostitute auctions sex to help poor, disabled children

A prostitute in Chile has auctioned 27 hours of sex to help raise money for a telethon aimed at benefiting disadvantaged and disabled children. Reuters reports that the woman, Maria Carolina, became famous overnight in the conservative Roman Catholic country, where prostitution is legal, and has been appearing on talk shows.

“I’ve already auctioned off the 27 hours of love,” she said on Wednesday, saying that she had raised about $4,000. “One of my clients already paid. It seemed like a good deed to him.”

Mario Kreutzberger, who hosts the Univision program “Sabado Gigante” as “Don Francisco” and who is the organizer of the fundraising campaign, said that while he would not encourage “immoral” activity, he would accept her pledge.

Man fails to convince court that he’s “too small” to be a flasher

A man in Britain was convicted of being a serial flasher despite his pleas that he could not be guilty because his genitals were too small. According to BBC News, Michael Carney, 41, showed the court photographs as proof that he was poorly endowed and therefore too embarrassed about his size to expose himself to women.

“My genitalia are underdeveloped and it is so much smaller than average,” he said. “I wouldn’t want myself to be seen in public like that.”

The jury was not convinced by Carney and found him guilty of seven counts of outraging public decency for revealing himself to passers-by while standing naked in the front window of his house or in his driveway. The judge said jail time is likely.

Recent Top Performers

Wednesday, November 28th, 2007 | Brittany Bernacchi

Jaimie McFarlin, Basketball

The junior forward set a new career high, scoring 28 points against Kenyon College in the Bears’ 78-75 overtime victory Saturday. In the same game, she had 18 rebounds, recording her second double-double of the season, four blocked shots and the first three-pointer of her career. In the McWilliams Classic championship match against Carleton, she recorded ten points, seven rebounds and three blocked shots, again helping to lead her team to a 58-51 victory. Her strong performance was rewarded as she was named MVP of the tournament and UAA Athlete of the Week.

Tyler Nading, Basketball

The junior swingman led his team this weekend at the Washington U./Webster tournament. In a 66-60 loss to Augustana College, he recorded his first double-double of the season with 20 points and 12 rebounds. He went on to set a career high, scoring 31 points as the Bears defeated the University of Wisconsin-Platteville 87-76 Sunday. He also tied a school record with seven steals in the same game and grabbed eight rebounds. For his efforts, he was named UAA Player of the Week.