The picture you see below is a hands-free masturbation machine developed by a Japanese company. You read that right. A hands-free masturbation machine. The manufacturer, SOM Japan, has a line of models for both men and women. The most expensive model costs upwards of $200. There’s even a petit version for pleasure on-the-go. It comes with a remote control that allows you to adjust the speed of the…action.

The Nintendo Wii was advertised as the video game system anyone could play, with simple, intuitive, motion-sensing controls. But for many Wii owners out there, it has instead become the video game system no one plays: It sits on your shelf, possibly next to your Xbox or PlayStation, and gathers dust until the next time [...]