During the middle-of-the-fall entertainment news lull, Cadenza needs to get creative with what stories to run. Our solution? Thinking of TV/movie characters that really should go to our school, if they were, well, real. Here’s what we came up with. Alex Dunphy (“Modern Family”) Wash. U. would give Alex the opportunity to explore all of [...]

Huck Botko and Andrew Gurland, co-directors and screenwriters of “The Virginity Hit,” had one idea when creating this movie: to remake “Superbad” as a tribute to the “YouTube Generation.” It’s a shame they forgot to bring along the other important ingredients needed for a film: dialogue, plot, acting—that kind of thing.

Every generation has to itself a pantheon of movies that define it—that speak directly to that generation in a language only it can understand. No matter how bad it may be, a generational movie transcends its own quality to grab awkward, acne-covered teenagers by the collar, shake them vigorously, and yell “I SPEAK FOR YOU!”