Sup Katy, what the hell is an IUD???
—Cervically Challenged Chad
So you have a roommate. And Valentine’s Day is juuuuuust around the corner. And you really want to bring that really special someone back and have some PG-13+ fun. Or worse yet, your roommate wants to bring her current squeeze by. Either way, it’s time to tackle the most awkward, excruciating, potentially obnoxious part of dorm life: the sexile.