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They say you’re not paranoid if it’s true. Well, in my case, I can assure you that I am in fact very sickly. While you were playing with blocks in kindergarten, I was at home with a fun case of walking pneumonia.
The number of suspected swine flu cases on campus jumped to 11 over the weekend.
Suspected cases of swine flu at Washington University hit four on Thursday evening, with school officials expecting the number to increase.
A Washington University undergraduate who displayed flu-like symptoms is thought to be the first case of swine flu on campus.
Following suit with other colleges across the country, Washington University has made preparations for a possible outbreak of the swine flu this coming winter.