Ashley: I like my men like I like my coffee…black and steamy.
Adam: I like my women like I like my coffee…old and bitter.
Percy: I like my women like I like my coffee…tall.

The picture you see below is a hands-free masturbation machine developed by a Japanese company. You read that right. A hands-free masturbation machine. The manufacturer, SOM Japan, has a line of models for both men and women. The most expensive model costs upwards of $200. There’s even a petit version for pleasure on-the-go. It comes with a remote control that allows you to adjust the speed of the…action.

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In general, sex toys have always been a fairly stable category of products. Most of the Web sites and sex shops have all the same kinds of merchandise, plus or minus some variety in brands, styles and colors. The rest of the world might go crazy with every passing fad, but the sex toy industry knows how to stick with a good thing. Or do they?

If it hasn’t been said, it needs to be said: R. Kelly is the greatest sex-song artist of our generation. In the past two decades, no musician has pushed the limits of sex-song etiquette more than Kells. He sings about the sinful. He tunes on the taboo. He belts out the business. If you ever need some music to smush to, press play on this R. Kelly playlist, and you’ll see exactly what I’m talking about.