Pokemon Pick-Up Lines

Adam Rubin | Cadenza Reporter

1. Are you a Pikachu? Because your looks have left me shocked.

2. I’m glad I brought my Pokedex today because I’m checking you out.

3. You’re so hot I’m going to need a Burn Heal.

4. Let’s make like a Super Rod and hook up.

5. I’m going to Weedle my way into your heart.

6. Come back to my place and I’ll show you a great night. Meowth, that’s right.

7. I’d love to peek at your chu.

8. Would you like to see my Safari Zone?

9. Do you have a Ditto in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.

10. You’ll get no bugs from me. I’m using a Max Repel.

11. Do you wanna play my Poke Flute?

12. I know exactly where your G-spot is. I have the Silph Scope.

13. Wanna let me Jiggle your Puffs?

14. I’d like to Slowpoke your Cloyster.

15. I just want to stick it in your Wooper.

  • rockyjohn

    il squirtle all over your jigglypuffs