Pokemon Pick-Up Lines
1. Are you a Pikachu? Because your looks have left me shocked.
2. I’m glad I brought my Pokedex today because I’m checking you out.
3. You’re so hot I’m going to need a Burn Heal.
4. Let’s make like a Super Rod and hook up.
5. I’m going to Weedle my way into your heart.
6. Come back to my place and I’ll show you a great night. Meowth, that’s right.
7. I’d love to peek at your chu.
8. Would you like to see my Safari Zone?
9. Do you have a Ditto in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.
10. You’ll get no bugs from me. I’m using a Max Repel.
11. Do you wanna play my Poke Flute?
12. I know exactly where your G-spot is. I have the Silph Scope.
13. Wanna let me Jiggle your Puffs?
14. I’d like to Slowpoke your Cloyster.
15. I just want to stick it in your Wooper.