Coffee: A Roundtable of Comparisons

Adam Rubin, Ashley Adam and Percy Olsen | Cadenza Staff

Ashley: I like my men like I like my coffee…black and steamy.

Adam: I like my women like I like my coffee…old and bitter.

Percy: I like my women like I like my coffee…tall.

Adam: I like my women like I like my coffee…in abundance.

Ashley: I like my men like I like my denominators…always on the bottom.

Percy: I like my men like I like my Titanics…willing to go down.

Adam: I like my women like I like my coffee…strong, black and proud.

Ashley: I like my women like I like my patents…given to me by the government.

Percy: I like my women like I like my Dr. Pepper flavors…23 of them.

Adam: I like my men like I like my coffee…Irish.

Ashley: I like my men like I like my lions…furry and carnivorous.

Adam: I like my women like I like my coffee…in cups.